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i wanna bone down RIGHT NOW

i have taken every opportunity to bone it that has come my way

you piece of shit.

wait, i didn't bone down when i was religious (up until i was 18) because it was a sin.  now im an atheist and also hate god and it isnt a sin anymore.  so i do it as often as possible.  but one time

one time after i was an atheist i almost got back together with my ex girlfriend.  and we could have boned down.  i hand-tousled her boobjiggles and it was wild and we made out.  but then she left and i realized it was wrong for us to be back together because she was a bitch.  so i aborted it the next day.  that was a time that i probably could have boned down to the max but did not.

one of my ex girlfriends was really into outdoor sex. one time she took me to this little secluded woodland area on a summer evening one time, and it was really nice out, and it was completely surrounded by trees and shrubbery, and you couldn't have got there unless you KNEW where you were going. anyway, she put a blanket down and we started kissing and fumbling around and what have you, and out of nowhere this really old guy in these really high tight running shorts just runs out of the bushes and straight past us into some other bushes, and like half a minute later three other guys do the same, obviously chasing after him. we decided that day it would be better to go home.

in berlin me and this other manic depressive student got wasted one night and went back to the hotel and started having sex but she passed out and I stopped, wrapped her warm in bed cover and waited for other people to arrive.
then the next morning, said other people accused us of doing heroin (i seriously do not understand the reasoning behind that but... ok!)

it never happened except by accident. I'm oblivious. sometimes I'll look back and think oh I guess she wanted to put her hand on my wienie. but I guess I've ended a lot of relationships before they got serious on any level so that probably counts too. probably gonna be a gross thread

Why did you feel the sex was wrong jamie? If its because you're still feeling the pain of your breakup that's understandable but young people have sex quote often outside of serious relationships and also it can be a good way to get over someone

i didn't know you got out of that mega-serious relationship jamie, sorry to hear that bud. Sounds like youre rebounding like a champ tho! Bone down and bone hard, make it so wrong that it feels right.

piss into the wind.. who cares if it splashes back on your face, just get a lil wet and have fun

 

probably gonna be a gross thread

yeah...i just picked something from my life at random. a stupid choice. but here we are.

damn i can't edit the original post/title.

so many times. i always feel guilty because it seems really offensive for a guy to turn down sex, like it's not a "damn, don't get laid tonight" it's "I'M HIDEOUS"

jamie i have a question for you (unrelated to topic) and everyone i have a question for you (slightly topic related)


jamie: do you have any relatives that live in nottingham? i swear this one guy shops at my shop and he has your exact accent and looks like you if you were 50 or 60 or something. just wondering whether to be like "have a nice day mr. sime lol" to freak him out (no thats just mean)


everyone: you guys talk about being in big long serious relationships and then breaking up and stuff, and it worries me because i am in a big serious relationship but its like, it doesn't feel like i'm 'going out' with her its just... who i am. we are together and that is all. i take it as given that we will spend the rest of our life together. we are getting a place together and we will get married and stuff. she feels the same and its like... were you guys in 'relationships' like this or were they different? i dont wanna lose this, but i really can't see it happening, ever.




on topic shiz: my girlfriend wants sex more than i do. i dunno if i'm less sex orientated or she is extra sexloving or what. maybe both. i dont turn it down though.

i think he was talking about the reaction he gets when he decides he doesn't want to.

i had one and only one experience of this. I had a girlfriend and we were at some roofttop balcony on her condo building. There is this back room, we were talking outside it and then we had nothing else to talk about so we make out then I invited her to get in the room, it wassmall and the lights were off therewas a billiards table and we made out there. I could tell she was into it and she begun wanting to take my pants off but I stopeed her and i don't know what she want to do with it I just continued fondling her and stuff..so we dry humped which is kinda lame now that I think of it but at that moment I couldn't bring myself to do it to her especially since I was cheating on her and fliring with another girl in college (my gf and i were studying at different colleges).
So there, shortly after I broke up with her since someone in his dance club expresses interest in her and that was just perfectexcuse for me to be single again. I'm glad I didn't do her, it might have weighted on my conscience.

i wouldn't say that flirting counts as cheating

YOU'RE ALL BITCHES.  have bone will travel into all vaginas.