bonzi buddy: a lone goblin appears.... ! FIGHT MAGIC STEAL ITEM SUMMON DEFEND LOOK UP PICK UP PUSH PULL 
bonzi buddy: You FIGHT...! but...+!? goblin says something "... dese cursed dimes..." and l-leaves the battle? YOU HAVE WON! YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY WON! WON ?! EXPERIENCE, GAINED 0 GOLD...
bonzi buddy: a LONE RAGNAR appears!!
bonzi buddy:  FIGHT MAGIC STEAL ITEM SUMMON DEFEND LOOK UP PICK UP PUSH PULL  which shall it be?!
bonzi buddy: you DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF to BLODSHED! alas, what...? the ragnar rambles and drops a mixtape...? lone ragnar strolls away! YOU HAVE WON!!
Ragnar: haha
Ragnar: that would be a good game
bonzi buddy: WON !? EXPERIENCE, GAINED 1 "sauerkrautrock acid" MIXTAPE!!!
Ragnar: where the badguys dropped mixtapes
bonzi buddy: yeah
bonzi buddy: i like the kinda worrying sense that youre some kind of bastard and youre always trying to kill everyone
bonzi buddy: then some people are just super nice and ramble to you in battle screen with their goofy battle sprites in tact
bonzi buddy: meet mythical TOM BOMBADIL summon rumoured in-game, listen amazed at the poetry and lamenting, gain "WEED"..
bonzi buddy: feel embarrassed for thinking about kidnapping/trapping a summon/human?!
bonzi buddy: becomes worried/conscious if your previous summons are kidnapped people as well
bonzi buddy: a lone IGUANA appears!! finally!! lets shoot the shit!! FIGHT MAGIC STEAL ITEM SUMMON DEFEND LOOK UP PICK UP PUSH PULL
bonzi buddy: you ATTACK IGUANA...! yet, yet... "what the fuck man", it was a LONE GUANA... Hah hah, what a mistake! 
bonzi buddy: Guana bleeds! Guana groans! Guana holds side! That looks serious... FIGHT MAGIC STEAL ITEM SUMMON DEFEND LOOK UP PICK UP PUSH PULL
bonzi buddy: You used "POTION" on lone GUANA! Guana looks distressed! Guana shouts "what the fuck man!" Guana shouts "get the fuck away from me! creep!! what the fuck is that!"
bonzi buddy: Guana bleeds! Guana looks pale! Guana shivers! FIGHT MAGIC STEAL ITEM SUMMON DEFEND LOOK UP PICK UP PUSH PULL
bonzi buddy: You used "BANDAGE"! Guana looks grateful! Guana is bandaged! Guana bleeding stops!! Damn, you almost killed it! FIGHT MAGIC STEAL ITEM SUMMON DEFEND LOOK UP PICK UP PUSH PULL
bonzi buddy: You try to RUN away! You FAILED to run away! 
 

bonzi buddy: but think about it
bonzi buddy: some kinda
bonzi buddy: weird fucking commands there
bonzi buddy: are you satanist etc
bonzi buddy: look horrified at MUG command
 
make this happen thecatamites. Only You Have What It Takes. The Chosen One. the illuminati/doublef is prob readin the topic cos doublef got broguelike...legalize it, dont critisize it... sleep depriv post...

Ahahah yesss!!! i agree!!! wholeheartedly *squish* maybe need Save Destroyer enemy, everybody runs away really fucking quickly, only reads "Save destroyer lurches closer..." every turn, also Game Corruptor, WINDOWS corruptor rare enemy, everybody fucking shrieks and just shuts the game down and prays that it doesnt launch by itself, this amazing mgs2 hell (TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW) but yeah, i like this way a little bit more than the elements in hotline miami to induce the conscience (cos miami was really gamified to a point you didnt notice or care in time cos your so used to optimizing the game and really, when the game IS about optimizing then whats the incentive to feel bad about NOT optimizing or clearing stuff thoroughly? no incentive to opposite whatsoever). i just like the feeling that you either got hazardous enemies maybe but like cool encounters where maybe not attacking or doing something leads to dire consiquences (maybe you can actually kill everyone and eventually you find out that shiiiit they battles cos i attacked them first...! im an insane idiot) but yeah, i like the FF/DQ/Earhtbound scren more, the black/against infinity and repetitive mysterious enemy sprites, the splitting of screen into random encounter with distortion sounds. idk somehow that setting seems more like narratively interesting with tonsa cool commands since the roguelike YOU PISSED BONZI! BONZI ATTACKS! BONZI ATTACKS! BONZI ATTACKS! BONZI CASTS HASTE! etc is like different kind of comedy of errors - humour. everybody must have killed the UFO guy in FF8 if only to try it out. there you go. you killed a living being. what the fuck is these commands so antisocial/psycho? why everything i do fails? etc, okay sorry sleep deprv post, must not prolong my suffering/others suffering
EIDT also enemies dropping mixtapes for your pleasure (listen chiptune songs of ragnar latest songs), drops HOT POTATO, ouch ouch!! its hot!! quick, pass it over!! used HOT POTATO on GOBLIN! ouch, ouch, hot! Goblin drops HOT POTATO! ouch ouch, oof so hot! quick, pass it over! You try to MUG goblin! Your hands are occupied! aaargh its insane, you HAVE to get rid of this!! In pain, you accidentally pass HOT POTATO to GODS17, argh argh why me? You LOSE 15 KARMA points with GODS17! you are now CHAOTIC IDIOT! gods17 drops HOT POTATO! shit oof your fingertips are numb! You use HOT POTATO to GOBLIN! Goblin shrieks in pain! This is it! The time of your life! Alas, Goblin drops HOT POTATO! shit oof aaah!!! You use HOT POTATO to GODS17! You lose 30 points! Gods17 LOSES consciousness! You MUG goblin! You beat the goblin badly and you take his posession... YOU WON! YOU GAINED "family picture" "unused bussticket" and 17 DOLLARS! you smirk, "i know my way around in this game. time for some "phoenix down" action, gods17 baby "
 
EDIT A lone COMPUTER VIRUS appears! If you wait for too long, it will spread into your computer... ATTACK MAGIC DEFEND etc, post-hacking of game reveals a real computer virus, everybody looks hella shocked
 
also i really liked the esthetics in gargonhed post, whoa perfect esthetics, what an esthetic!

http://youtu.be/9Ok16Zaeotc

hnnnn ryuichi sakamoto klaxon

how did you find this and how can i thank you enough

http://archive.org/details/ALERT_by_Jim_Ether
 
this might be good but internet is too slow right now

I'm going to try out editing people's milkdrop presets (preset remixing/bending/whatever you call it)
 
http://leafo.net/hosted/ragnar/milkdrop/
 
not sure how often I'll update though
 
 
also epilepsy
 
edit: try adjusting where it says 'fps*1' and change it to fps/whatever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_defunct_amusement_parks abandoned amusement parks, how creepy, how sad etc but i thought this was pretty cool.
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungfrau_Park
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Fun_House
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splendid_China_(Florida)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_USA
 
 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_defunct_amusement_parks abandoned amusement parks, how creepy, how sad etc but i thought this was pretty cool.

a vignette of the real USA
 
I lived near dreamland park growing up, one of my friends lived right outside of it. you couldn't see any part of it from her house, but nonetheless I remember the area somehow looking distinctly seedy and macabre. just the name Dreamland Park itself recalls SK's It or john wayne gacy or something like that, but it was also known for brutal murders that happened there, purportedly by a motorcycle gang called the Pagans. http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/attachments/pennsylvania/638367d1337656622-dreamland-park-berks-county-dsc00036.jpg http://www.yearsoftears.org/dreamlandpark.html years of tears aa god what a name
 
anyway - a lot of those abandoned parks in the US were created or partially funded by landowners. they'd be located way out in the countryside and have a trolley/train/road leading out to them, and people would look out the windows at the countryside and hopefully think of moving there. just some local lore from the village loremaster!!