venetian snares aaron funk, real name but unprovable unless you're the canadian cia, ccia
 
 

any time snares titles a song WHERE YOU FELL or implies mortal injury it's just code for electronic music producer fwp inconveniences. always maps to 'mistake' or faux pas, faux paws furry joke, secretly furry

dragonlord was more benevolent than facebook

I still think if small, the not racist element in Japan is at least hilariously unsubtle too. Osamu Sato All Things Are Equal, samples Howlin Wolf
 
Edit: he has "All Things MUST Be Equal" too as an album, but the new album actually has the sample
 
oh wait I misremembered, the old album is just EQUAL and the new one is All Things Must Be Equal

CHAPTER1
 
the year 2020.27, the year code that can be searched on the cd jewel box. The moon hangs dank over a shadowy city of dregs of society and assassins and fassassin/dreg combos. The city pines for the assassin dregs as ccombo breaker. A signal is sent but it is actually a rave strobe light and fucks up Alexander the Great at a sweet rave party. The signal would be irrelevant because the true assassin dreg is formless. A snare rush rings in the distance, played by the artist who did not predict Google, and suddenly I'M A DOG I'M A DOG DJ NATE plays over a massive loudspeaker simultaneously bicuriouslylocating through time to the Berlin Olympics exactly as a victory is made, the ones they deem less significant but if it kicks a guy in the ball it's a good thing. In the old days, before athleticism became a tool of commercialism entertwined with hero worship and the sneaking suspicion of making role models into commodity. Suddenly the word "Gaiden" is said by a neural network synthesizing Simba's father's voice. A neural network has become louder and rings truer than the voices of fathers, but maybe not Mothers. The secret origin of the bridge monster laugh is searchable but should not be made into a persona and tainted unless they're into that, only joked about amongst the bullshitting esoteric circles of a buggy dark web.

 
bridge monster and fisherman become intertwined

I always hoped some uninventive fans would pick up on VS's name and start making their own albums under Venetian Kicks, Venetian Hihats, Venetian Cuicas, Bell Trees etc.

 
I wanted to do Tuscan Hihats
 
except the "Venetian" part was supposed to be like the blinds. I think he plays up conspiracythoughts on the audience though, venetian masks KUBRICKEYESWIDESHUTBESTDIRECTOROFALLTIMEHEKNEW (definitely wasn't just a OCD autismo neurotic guy good at movies)
 
I'm definitely biased towards The Shining, like when I said when the Japanese director where only plot is INSANITY ITSELF and there's less chance for the idea to fall apart or make stupid conjectures the alt-right adopts (and you're Jewish dude irl lol, shoots own group of people in the foot oops. definitely kind of autistic, bad at big picture consequence thoughtz). Bad at big picture thoughts, does the 172 takes of every shot even when the poor old black guy playing the hotel owner is fucking exhausted, doesn't see signals in the course of the 172 takes, hmm
 
the hotel guy was also Scatman, alt universe
 
Edit: verified http://scrapsfromtheloft.com/2017/02/14/behind-scenes-shining-scatman-crothers/
 
I doubt it's his real name but Scatman + Scatman collab when, the coachella hologram we really need
 
Edit: and then the guy remained famous in Japan, scatman no worudo

OHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

 
i'll watch later but is kool-aid guy known in Japan
 
Edit: Son of Facemelting Hamburger Helper Guy
 
Edit: 90s obsessed with anthropomorphism on all fronts even a stupid glove dude
 
Edit: skeumorphism, crappy VSTs
 
https://www.interaction-design.org/literature/article/skeuomorphism-is-dead-long-live-skeuomorphism
 
 
edit: https://www.google.com/search?q=max/msp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj1uPP3_NvaAhXRm-AKHV7aA3QQ_AUICygC&biw=1361&bih=617
 
let's be completely reactionary dickheads about skeumorphism and not let people to enjoy aesthetics at least to the extent they feel sane enough to make any decent music with this thing unless you're Autechre
 
I really consider that Blok Modular thing as a sane counterreaction to maxmsp
 
https://www.google.com/search?biw=1361&bih=617&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=kOPjWvy3HKiV_Qb9o4fYBw&q=blok+modular&oq=blok+modular&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0j0i8i30k1j0i24k1l4.111060.112939.0.113114.12.12.0.0.0.0.146.1001.10j2.12.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.12.994...0i67k1j0i30k1j0i5i30k1j0i8i10i30k1.0.2ByRc1viJJY
 
not as featured but they also have a real life business making hardware modular components and stuff
 
 
Edit: Max/MSP designers were secretly bullied on a minimal but aesthetically pleasuring message board JUST LIKE THIS, reactionary psychic temper tantrum on all fronts

secret narrative of languagez
 
 

in[spi]rational

 
facebook pics
 
Edit: conspiracy people are literally just when you find a stupid coincidence in language like I'm doing now but they jump to a conclusion that freemasons did it to influence history. Even if you want to find something deep in it be occam's razor about it "people embed secret wants and fears and shortcomings and character flaws into language"
 
Edit: can just say 'guy' without red flags being raised to self or others
 
Edit: 'just a regular guy' in a profile, isn't regla ruler, straight and narrow

the wall is actually gold bars, videogame logic in american politics, yes I will vote for Trump want moneys in farmville

 
 
where is fort knox again
 
Edit: fuck I was hoping it was further south that would complete the metaphor videogame pavlov logic for me

https://djsaint-hubert.bandcamp.com/track/aec-space-core
 
this album was mostly just dumping a bunch of short probably 4/4 things but this one is FRACTIONAL TIME SIGNATURE POLYMETER
 
Edit: hyperreal ishkur lol
 
Edit: there's definitely jokes in my music, my brother wasn't 1992 but I thought he was, actual prodigy performance on youtube at the time isn't GLOWSTICK CANDYRAVER that furries play up too lol, it was like rando mostly white people with baggy clothing at the most, lol. IT SHOULD HAVE STAYED THAT WAY I even mean the audience and not just how the sensationalization of prodigy was a total regression for them
 
and then old internet sites 4 ravers from further back in time and how ravers can be total dorks lol
 
Edit: talks about drugs but also total dorky shadowrun stuff futuredrugs like 'smart drugs', difference in culture now is nobody seems to be like that, nine inch nails the perfect drug. if imagination about better drugs is gone does it affect the culture

Well I thought it was funny that nerds and net savvy druggy kids started helping each other buy Research Chemicals (little known hallucinogens more or less like if LSD and DMT were the pokemon red rom pokedex then they would be Missingo, .4 etc. slightly random effects and appearance from corresponding to random input gates?) from Chinese factories on the Deep Dark Web because it was like that HYPER TEK 2 shit but real in a kind of spooky and sinister way.

 
https://mikeparadinas.bandcamp.com/track/2cv
 
if you can see musicz um maybe I can kind of understand visualz you're talking about
 
what is hyper tek 2 is it a video
 
does just total nonexistence hallucination drug exist because I think this is venetian snareses' dream. seinfeld drug, a hallucination about nothing. I think different from 'negative hallucination'
 

edit: Isn't a fractional time signature a way of writing a larger version of itself? Unless it's irrational?

 
could be like 4 3/4 beats, but like maybe 4 2/3 and it's sixteenth notes though haha
 
 
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X9RUOEOoNQ
 
 
hahahahaha yes what I was talking about, japan as just using conspiracy wacky quasi religious for random hype theme in the anime and 2018 usa it's instantly illuminati. they live can't just be about vapid consumerism, they can't just leave it alone
 
that Noir anime was kind of illuminati feels but it's just like TOTAL EXCUSE a macguffin type thing in the anime for an endless bunch of foot soldier cannon fodder suitz generic looking but still a lot of attention to detail compared to rando female characters. no offense but there is a rando brown guy like an indian guy for attention to detail at one point and then a particularly some random mob movie mafioso looking dude. There is one episode with COSA NOSTRA as bad guys but it's kind of gimmicky because it's too obvious an episode idea. And there is a gun kill that is like first bourne identity last shootout but instead of using the fat or maybe just husky dude (not a subliminal) to absorb BRUNT of impact it's with a bungee cord in old italian tower thingy and cringey slomo. If it had been an N64 game the bungee cord wouldn't exist/get rendered and WHAT THEN. bad guys is literally LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME and then one episode it's the next part THE JUDGES AND POLICE TRICK TRAP etc.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO72j9x-B_M
 
it's like literally illuminati but instead it's really old mafia type organization instead controlling shitz. And then Altena is like this SCHISM radical zealot element of the organization which like it would maybe even be schism if plausible in real life. The regular guys are like BUSINESSDUDES and there's an element of like they can be negotiated with to some extent but Altena is obsessed with resurrecting this female assassin archetypes legend and then at the very least the main characters are lesbo but Altena is this stealth implications of Athena, isle of lesbos, it's not played up really except one fanservicey episode but it feels kind of weird if you're a normal person because this third character is kind of DAMAGED and delusional and weird mommy issues with Altena
 
 

 

aaaaaaaaaaaa the sequels sucked kinda
 
but they're probably good it's just something exciting happens LET'S GET SHAKY YEAUH
 
 
only good shot was, second movie the russian dude is on a bridge and shooting over bourne is running into some park
 
 
and then bourne is like running into a supermarket and cause he got shot he's like pouring vodka on oneself
 
implication vodka is abundant
 
 
if it had been ireland there would be riots
 
 
in real life

 
jason bournes ends up in don miguel's rpg maker 95 game in MIASS somewhere elsewhere in russia some non moscow part of russia, like even quite far away not even SUBURB of moscow. Jason bourne hits the wrong tile and triggers a dialogue window without pressing a key and becomes little matt damons when he hits the ground
 
the sequels are semi ok considering the director is total auteur just FILMS SHIT like improv directing, so like if you consider it's improv movie direction it's a little wild at times. I know Russian bridge shooting guy is total improvised epiphany shot
 
 
Edit: rando foot soldier illuminati suit salarymen
 
Edit: also GUNZ get older with rank or seniority and they exploit it for a world war ii maybe looking episode. tiny barrel gunz hilariously unsubtle. Sniper dude but it's like MOSIN NAGANT from MGS3. adam sandler piece of shit sniperrifle
 
 
Edit: so um in real life there's a situation like memory improvement I hope this is OBVIOUS aaaaaaaaaaa so many references

I always wanted to watch the alt universe spanish tv anime this is from, the middle ones i mean. if i started a kickstarter or change.org would anyone understand. just ANY spanish soap opera but it's an anime, would instantly be high concept, would write itself
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUuOgEilG6k
 
i wish anytime an internet argument is won/invalidated or topic answered (can stealthily be topic won) was a precedent to just post RESIDENT EVIL YOU DIED. Venetian Snares injury in song title = annoying irl mistake logic

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there's definitely gotta be a quasi-gay element to conspiritism sometimes, obsessed with secrets, burnt out SLIM oldschool raver guy is bored and gets on the internet. FUCK THE SYSTEM, could 'system' be heterosexualness and don't realize it. Wants to confide random secrets to other slim dudes on youtube who will listen YES YOU UNDERSTAND ME (you complete me... I mean my conspiracythoughts)
 
Edit: hahaha it doesn't even have to be this way but it's like the anti-conspiracy people and the people they think are conspiring YOU'RE ONE AND THE SAME slim guys gathering in a room and talking about secrets whether it's a real life room or a forum/chatroom. And I think you guys know enough articles and stuff to suggest the gesture can be the same when virtual/internet
 
 
Edit: please freemasonry I need you to actually be ancient Dumbtopic
 
Edit: there was a furluminati with patriotic hypno eagle guy perfect satire of america but only if it's ironic, but I think they might've been dead serious at least at times. There might even be camps within the group which aren't serious

https://festivalpeak.com/what-is-escape-room-and-why-is-it-one-of-my-top-genres-on-spotify-a886372f003f
 

"see to DJ Saint-Hubert this is what SHOULD happen. A neural network genre generator where people just ponder for a long time "What would "Escape Room" even sound like whoa??? Is it just the Jodie Foster Panic Room OST with beats over it? And the atmosphere is all claustrophobic like a safe room/panic room. Isolationist ambient but with beatz"
 
 
 
makes an article online saying there is a genre called "Paul Newman As Julius Caesar" and encourage speculation through an alt account in the comments section"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRYWinS_u8
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiiSqz57QKI
 
does brazzers know THE PHANTOM PEEN
 
also the codec stuff hahaha