fanart exists of this lol

JOHN WICK 3: JOHN BECOME HIS OWN DOG AND AVENGES SELF

PROLOG(LOG())

A Keanu walks into a hawaiian or some kind of polynesian guy I forget and I think people forget. Probably cause Constantine and surfer dudes, also Keanu is actually Kneua. A man named Ping (who would have ties/connections with Keanu's career) asks to do the choreography but Uwe Boll gets hired instead. Ultimately they tried to form the legendary Gun Kata which is ultimately futile

CHAPTER1

the year 2020.27, the year code that can be searched on the cd jewel box. The moon hangs dank over a shadowy city of dregs of society and assassins and fassassin/dreg combos. The city pines for the assassin dregs as ccombo breaker. A signal is sent but it is actually a rave strobe light and fucks up Alexander the Great at a sweet rave party. The signal would be irrelevant because the true assassin dreg is formless. A snare rush rings in the distance, played by the artist who did not predict Google, and suddenly I'M A DOG I'M A DOG DJ NATE plays over a massive loudspeaker simultaneously bicuriouslylocating through time to the Berlin Olympics exactly as a victory is made, the ones they deem less significant but if it kicks a guy in the ball it's a good thing. Except when the animal has a not blue tail. But you can call me Luke. In the old days, before athleticism became a tool of commercialism entertwined with hero worship and the sneaking suspicion of making role models into commodity. Suddenly the word "Gaiden" is said by a neural network synthesizing Simba's father's voice. A neural network has become louder and rings truer than the voices of fathers, but maybe not Mothers. The secret origin of the bridge monster laugh is searchable but should not be made into a persona and tainted unless they're into that, only joked about amongst the bullshitting esoteric circles of a buggy dark web.

Was the flower period seen as groovier because it coincided with the colorization of a flim?

CHAPTER2 parts 1 2 and 3

The baby police unit is called in to investigate an assass. "Don't send rabbit babies to kill a fox babby" is said by a nameless investigator of idm as crime and violent, fluent when candid but feigns ignorance, except the sentence is also backwards at the same time. "Mitte haneru" he paraphrases, but he saw a big moon out the window and was worried about free will existing but only as a neurosis. DJ Seinfeld enters the room, says "I'm not !Kramer", and cries tears of blood which become little brick houses, because the whole building's made of brick (sampling/paraphrasing). Maybe the group is about that but it can't prepare you for being washed up on a stage, because no simulation can prepare you entirely, although the surgery sims are still probably worth trying, maybe you would virtually feel like Da Vinci. Da Vinci was an unlockable character once in a 2001 game. Goes into another room that is dull and tries to find secret lives of inanimate objects but it feels false. When you're a child this can be almost real, but not so much now. Looks at both a monitor and then at monitors, the monitors, plural, seem to stare back.

CHAPTER 3 degree what it feels like 5 gum

Scrolls down to a picture of a dog. Puts a cup of coffee somewhere, "This is John Wick's dog but he's a bull terrier in this version I think, he transmogrified!" detective Tao Fibonacci says. Carrot people can be sad. People who try too hard at feelgood are sad too but different. If the vibes were gathered but vibes didn't really exist what really even happened?

I haven't read The Mind of God since I was 14 but I remember being especially struck by the parts covering our species' uncanny ability throughout history to look at the current cutting edge of technology and decide that it is a perfect microcosm of the universe, even though it's at best a decent analogy for an abstract, limited set of real world phenomena. That book spends a decent amount of time talking about the example of the Divine Watchmaker of the early enlightenment (watch movements were the most sophisticated technology in the Western world at the time, so we began to see the universe as a monstrously complex, precise "watch" that was constructed and set in motion by a deity) and comparing it to the computational model of reality that was popular at the time and is so much more popular now that most people take it for granted (the universe is just algorithms, MAAAAAN - never mind that mathematics in general is a symbolic system that developed to work with simplified, abstract models of real world phenomena that happen to be consistent and accurate enough to be very useful when and if they can be designed well - it's a map, but it's not the terrain and its accuracy varies a lot).

ha, I get anti-conspiracy at times but this really hits home for me. People believe stuff like 'elon musk is right, reality is a simulation' when it's probably HUMANZ, collective human opinion/thoughts and then if it dates back to Enlightenment stuff it's like the same guys these people think are psycho Freemasons etc.? (Aaron Funk lol) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
 
 
even if they want to be anti-Enlightenment figures, they're projecting Enlightment ideas in their theories? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2iw_T92tE
 
kinda cool, wish it moved

oh God, when push came to shove the guy in the email also said, him and the guy in the youtube said they liked 'two-spirits'. lol the 'occam's razor secrets' thing I said, well I'm sure u guys wouldn't like it if people blew 'secrets' out of proportion with you personally, yet they're obsessed with secret societies. Golden rule, still don't know if that is even the bible or if it's too old an idea and the bible couldn't take credit
 
 
 

 

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Gay people are def not mutants, and I like the Native American concept of two-spirits, or people born with feminine and masculine traits (Aphex Twin might be a two-spirit...me too in some ways), but there are actually chemicals being researched to alter the sexual proclivities of animals
 

 

 
 
 
just admit you know 'animal avatars' lol
 
 
 
eh I shouldn't share the email in its entirety, too much personal stuff was xposed on both fronts. Just two windows into specific people's conspiritism. Con-two-spiritism, lol

Yeah and like Zelda 2 is the weird one, Doki Doki Panic mario romhack is the weird one. Fatal Frame 2 is supposedly better than Fatal Frame. At two related works, you definitely have the most ability to change things up because you've got the vague first story to start with, but can develop it in any potentially bizarre direction you like. After that things tend to just get forced back into copying the earlier formula if they are popular enough to warrant fans demanding a 2nd sequel, more like the first installment, with less new ideas that aren't acceptably "modernized" variants on the old ones.
 
But I don't know how this applies to Resident Evil due to my lack of familiarity with those games beyond the superficial. Is Resident Evil 2 the better regarded of the series because it tightens up and more masterfully hits the scary parts of the 1st and hasn't run out of good ideas yet? Is one's brain more amenable to accepting these games as good just because of totally random personal idiosyncratic unknowable factors, like, "This is the first horror game I played [in a while, in a year, since my first breakup, since i realized i like horror games, since i got into resident evil." Or even the Big One, the big secret catch that threatens to negate your opinions when you let it out loud, I PLAYED THIS GAME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE CHILDREN AND IT MEANT A LOT TO ME THEN, how can I talk about it with someone without making them assume that I am parroting out my feelings twenty years ago. Looking at forum threads it seems people mostly are citing "atmosphere" which is generally a good sign, if normies are talking about the game's atmosphere it's generally a good sign that the game cares about, or at least happens to behave as though it cares, just making you feel a certain way - happy, cute, warm, sad, freaked out - as opposed to "fun" or selling a subscription service

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