Topic: Dump topic for stuff thecatamites/bonzi_buddy/etc. might like (Read 281355 times)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s9jv9ua6gQ

there is something inherently evil about this game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxjrVtsS3E&feature=relmfu

like dragon warrior but in wonderful world of white things and Zelda water
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s9jv9ua6gQ

there is something inherently evil about this game

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shittygames seems like a good account

the battle graphics in the SNES Heracles games also intrigues me

generally I'm biased towards games that look like an alternate-reality Dragon Warrior though

also Greek mythology etc. etc. did I ever mention a Dragon Warrior clone based on the Bible could be really good. Like just make it this completely unironic JRPG and like the bosses are Levithan Bahamut or whatever all those guys are and then Satan etc. and instead of command 'magic' it's miracles or something. Except Jesus is called Iesu like in Japanese because that's actually a pretty epic name and fits into the status box as 4 characters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOGYrLCBLmk lol

but yeah it shouldn't be preachy it should be treated as mythologically as GLORY OF HERACLES etc. just exploiting epicness of the Bible as a story

do people still identify with Greek Roman mythology as their religion like on censuses and stuff btw I believe in the GODS Apollo etc. probably this with Norse mythology like a bunch of metalheads also Nazis maybe

basically there is a severe lack of RPGs based on the Abrahamic religions besides like MAGIC OF SHEHEREZADE maybe. Along the lines of Bible RPG you should get to play as Moses and shit. On that note be as serious or exaggerated as you want with enemies (Moses fights MUMMIES and shit)

man there aren't even many Norse/Viking RPGs besides Valkyrie Profile what else is there

also esoteric RPGs like Kaballah RPG isn't this where Sephiroth comes from

maybe we should just make one big RPG that's a clusterfuck of all religions so nobody gets offended/is equally offended

are there even any Egyptian/Babylonian-themed RPGs, inoffensive stuff like that. Aztecs Mayans etc. etc. (strategy games don't count JRPGs get extra points)


Edit: Anonymous will make a Scientology RPG
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also this

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idk if anyone would want this but if you want horribly warped audio from a russian cartoon vhs i can hook you up.  i bought this vhs at a thrift store and just now tried it out and the video is nothing but vhs static but the audio is ridiculously warped russian speaking/cartoon music that's warbly as fuck and idk if anyone might want this ever??? it's fascinating the fuck out of me i might throw at least part of it on youtube.


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also Greek mythology etc. etc. did I ever mention a Dragon Warrior clone based on the Bible could be really good. Like just make it this completely unironic JRPG and like the bosses are Levithan Bahamut or whatever all those guys are and then Satan etc. and instead of command 'magic' it's miracles or something. Except Jesus is called Iesu like in Japanese because that's actually a pretty epic name and fits into the status box as 4 characters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOGYrLCBLmk lol

but yeah it shouldn't be preachy it should be treated as mythologically as GLORY OF HERACLES etc. just exploiting epicness of the Bible as a story

do people still identify with Greek Roman mythology as their religion like on censuses and stuff btw I believe in the GODS Apollo etc. probably this with Norse mythology like a bunch of metalheads also Nazis maybe

basically there is a severe lack of RPGs based on the Abrahamic religions besides like MAGIC OF SHEHEREZADE maybe. Along the lines of Bible RPG you should get to play as Moses and shit. On that note be as serious or exaggerated as you want with enemies (Moses fights MUMMIES and shit)

The bible thing makes me think of the Earthbound series, which I've coincidently never played so this is speculation, and the idea of rich thorough games like RPGs grounding themselves in more relatable context closer to where we sit. Is part of the appeal of the Earthbounds their mundane context, suburban America, and then the contrast of fantastic within this setting? Is part of the appeal like I said the pure familiarity? I think about a game like Phantasy Star Online which drenches itself in its own universe with lore and specific esoteric language, wholly made up exotic words end up meaning “lower defense”.

My point is that these games which revel in their alieness seem so off putting at times, like I don’t want to get into the Final Fantasys because I don’t care about Chokobos or whatever. There’s a great appeal in making something with a real world association. I enjoy the Ogre Battle games because their specifics seem like familiar archetypes of medieval combat rather than a fully new medieval tangent abstraction. There’s also the fact that real-world “things” have a stronger integrity than fictional stuff, there’s less breaks in believability because it does all actually exist and you’re drawing on that. It’s not like Star Wars where there’s minor, and minor, and minor inconsistency which eat away at you. Invoking the Greek Gods evokes a naturally stronger sense of integrity because they are born out of a gauntlet of years and years of real world creation and thought, they stand up better, by their nature, and I think that registers with people in subtle ways.
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The bible thing makes me think of the Earthbound series, which I've coincidently never played so this is speculation, and the idea of rich thorough games like RPGs grounding themselves in more relatable context closer to where we sit. Is part of the appeal of the Earthbounds their mundane context, suburban America, and then the contrast of fantastic within this setting? Is part of the appeal like I said the pure familiarity? I think about a game like Phantasy Star Online which drenches itself in its own universe with lore and specific esoteric language, wholly made up exotic words end up meaning “lower defense”.

My point is that these games which revel in their alieness seem so off putting at times, like I don’t want to get into the Final Fantasys because I don’t care about Chokobos or whatever. There’s a great appeal in making something with a real world association. I enjoy the Ogre Battle games because their specifics seem like familiar archetypes of medieval combat rather than a fully new medieval tangent abstraction. There’s also the fact that real-world “things” have a stronger integrity than fictional stuff, there’s less breaks in believability because it does all actually exist and you’re drawing on that. It’s not like Star Wars where there’s minor, and minor, and minor inconsistency which eat away at you. Invoking the Greek Gods evokes a naturally stronger sense of integrity because they are born out of a gauntlet of years and years of real world creation and thought, they stand up better, by their nature, and I think that registers with people in subtle ways.

I agree with the idea that games bound more to real life have a lot of appeal.  The comment about Final Fantasy interested me though because as a kid the ONLY reason I bought FF7 was because I wanted to raise/breed Chocobos.  Like, I couldn't have given less of a fuck about the rest of the game.  Your post got me thinking though because I sort of wonder why I wanted that so bad.  But, today, I'm expecting my copy of Champion Jockey to come in the mail, and now it's got me thinking that maybe it's just the familiarity.  I grew up in rural Kentucky, so even though I personally have never been involved in it, raising horses is a huge deal here.  The horse industry brings in something like $4bil a year here, it's really hard for you to not know someone who raises horses.  Horse raising/racing/etc. games aren't really a popular genre, but I sort of think it's the familiarity that draws me to them so much.  If you consider Earthbound appealing because it has something fantastic within a familiar setting, then I can easily see why the Chocobo parts of FF7 (which are pretty much exactly the same as horse games just with big ol' birds) would be something familiar to me yet fantastic.

idk where I was really going with this now since I've only been awake for about 20 minutes but I guess my point is familiarity makes a big difference in how you approach a game which I guess was your point too???  So I AGREE.
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also bach of our times, from guana. i'm excited of this new afro-centric world again, sun ra sighs in relief in grave.
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also Benjamin Franklin, bonzi AND dietcoke furiously takes notes from franklin:
 
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My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entring into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Œconomy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
  • Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
  • Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
  • Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
  • Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
  • Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
  • Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
  • Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8[thly ][/thly] They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend, Bonzi Buddy.
 
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somebody should make a video game system that just comes packaged with a million bizarre tech demos, this is all I've ever really wanted from a game system. Here look at this DETAILED 3D HEAD for a couple minutes
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somebody should make a video game system that just comes packaged with a million bizarre tech demos, this is all I've ever really wanted from a game system. Here look at this DETAILED 3D HEAD for a couple minutes

I think video games should come packaged with every single demo that went into their development.  Like, the game I'm working on right now should come with itself in its current state, where it's just two unanimated bits of concept art saying things like "oh no" and "butts" to each other.
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found this on other forum

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lol

also Perfect Dark's Japanese boxart is one of those things that would've weirded me out as a kid. Who is this woman is it a still frame from a movie?? etc.

Also apparently the name Ripto was taken from what Spyro looks like in katakana ????
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