I'm still alive!! Congratulations Ragnar for advisor position!! My Hart Goes On To You~~~
Anyways i was just wondering the other day... Bach, the creator of classical musical counterpoint (*all audience looks angry for providing bombastic misinformation*), we all know him eh? eh? well, i just realized that he was a MAN... a MAN'S MAN, just like YOU AND ME... and HORNEY AS HELL, i mean think of all his childern... so... i just realized... he musta havta tolda hisa wifa oftan thata "*clears throat, nose creeps upwards* Master Is Now Off To Do His Grand Work", and wents out to play his church organ...
because he has no other place to masturbate? just imagine the poor thing, hunching over the keyboard so that they can't see what "intense studies" he is doing over his seat... he has no OTHER place to "do It"... that may make you hesitate to touch his church organ's keyboards next time, innit?
"sorry you can't try my custom lower bass valves in my organ, they're forbidden for outsiders to use, those legendary Diabolos Notes" *fears a pile of porn magazines he has been hiding in the pipe would fly out from the sound pressure*
Last Edit: March 02, 2018, 06:26:11 am by bonzi_buddy