time for Spirit Animals... horrorscope... *appraises Ragnar critically, jolts down nots with a quill, looks Freudically under brows* are you an oaf, or a snail?
i know that pain about infrogramers *worriedly adds R everywhere in case it saves your face, looks panicked*. i still tend to make that weird death growl and does v. quick instantenous backflip to my stomach... old habits die hard. did i mention that i found a pr weird glitch/secret in that game? i don't want to check youtube, i don't want to destroy my childhood pride for discovering it. i'm special, you know? i got that special somthing. also "face mask" was probably one of the most mysterious and favourite things about that game... i could not comprehend what it WAS *looks passionately at audience, trying to grasp deep essence within*. so many good things about that weird game. also intro video ends in a pretty Tim & Eric moment where everything spontaneously just out of place explodes.
speaking of SoRage, the only improtant thing was the distorted rasteurized unintelligle shrieks, and that BEAT. beating down people against hella good pumping New Jack Swing. even gansters bop, shuffle and move around beating each other on the beat. you nearly half-expect ice skaters spontaneously fight you, according to that game's inner logic. you have sudden unexplained salivation over large basins of roasted chicken etc.
btw i love that maripo's this just in/Newsflash! -vibe, how horrible. you can feel the endless litanies of modern hipster gfx running by at the lower side of screen, while YOU the player and poor unpixalated plumber try to survive modern times and it's modern "shaky handcam" effects etc etc. half-expecting autotune put on every sound in the game. gah, not to be a total depressor and bickerer, but i do think it's a reasonably hilarious meta-humour *looks scientific and reasonable*
btw i keep thinking Air Jordan 1 is like, a movie. like Air Con. important realizations in our daily lives, how dreams connect with brutish reality etc. brah have you watched Air Jordan 3? It's the best.
is there a word between grave and brave!? i'm trying to find a middle ground between brave/grave new world etc
don't mind me, just random musings from the bark bench by bole' bonzey... i've reached new climax, new exciting ways, new euphoria, i wear a turtleneck and give motivation speeches in TED talks etc...
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