I think there was a Chuck-E-Cheese's commercial like that, but the kid wore a helmet.
Now how would you slice the pizza?
*Imagines kids cutting giant pizzas by skating across them wearing pizza cutter-equipped rollerblades* LOL
You might as well go for it- at the least it'll be amusing to see you attempt to pull it off in a believable way. . . definitely a platformer, though.
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