Topic: So...hello! (Read 977 times)

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By the forelocks.


(We live together)
Hey hey hey
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Whoa whoa whoa, just hold up one second. This topic made two pages without anyone consulting me first? Let's get one thing straight here "Paolo", I'm the big boss around these parts. I'm the man, the grand daddy, big papa, and if you think you're just going to come waltzing in here like you own the place then you're mistaken. Let me give you the lowdown of how things are done around here, because we've got rules around these parts:

First rule: You do not talk about Sonic.
Second rule: You do NOT talk about Sonic.
Third rule: This forum is ruled by an animé decree. Don't like it? Leave.
Fourth rule: Pay your respects to the gaming elders of this forum. Give them gifts, games, compliments. Cherish them. They fought hard to give you the gaming freedom you enjoy today. Had this been the 60s you would not have been able to own both a Wii AND a 360.

With that said, welcome. Tread softly on these sacred forum grounds, for you are already hanging by a thread. I've got my hand rested on my trusty banhammer, ready to strike if needed.

DON'T disappoint me.
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Ah, I humbly extend my sincerest thanks to you for taking the time to offer such kind words and guidance. I shall be sure to tow the proverbial line and shall be swift to cry out in adulation and gratitude should I be deservedly kicked into touch. Perhaps some sort of probationary period would be deemed appropriate at this juncture, although in saying this I would not presume to tell or even suggest how you should do things...I will be quiet now.