did you just say you act like you're weird because you hate it when people are fake?
act, no, i am a weirdo creep fucker, no acting necessary. i can't help it much of the time because of the way my parents raised me, but that's a whole other bucket o laffs. it's always necessary to lie sometimes, but when it's painfully obvious (and simply easier to tell the truth), i can't help but express my elitist, dick distaste
also I'm thinking of online dating just to put up the most pisstaking profile of all time and will try to dismantle the entire dating system from the inside/at least alienate everyone I wouldn't like anyway
y'know, i did exactly this and i recommend it