SCOTT AND JOSH'S ADVENTURES IN NEW JERSEY

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cowardknower

#1 March 08, 2011, 06:45:14 pm

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so scott (known here as paragon) is a programmer. and i am a programmer (new thing for me). i work for a software company in nj. my job flew him up for a 2 week trial period so they could see if they liked him and wanted him to legit work here. pretty cool.

basically though it is WEIRD because he is an INTERNET PERSON but also a real human. someone explain to me how this is possible.

also ask us questions. and give us missions to go on. assist scott in getting a 3 woman blowjob? you bet.
man, i want a 3 woman bj.

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Paragon

#2 March 08, 2011, 06:47:45 pm

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i have been kidnapped please help me someone help me

Max 1000; characters remaining: 965

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DDay

#3 March 08, 2011, 07:46:58 pm

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Tire to get on the New Jersey Shore (the show) when they start filming I don't care if you have to stalk them make it so.

DDay is Dead I am a dead man typing

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crone_lover720

#4 March 09, 2011, 12:25:59 am

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working as a programmer in new jersey

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cowardknower

#5 March 09, 2011, 02:05:50 am

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bro what are you tryina say ec

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cowardknower

#6 March 09, 2011, 02:05:57 am

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i will fucking kill you i am from new jersey

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cowardknower

#7 March 09, 2011, 02:06:03 am

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scott would catch a grenade for me

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Doktormartini

#8 March 09, 2011, 02:13:18 am

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Hey I will be in NJ April 3-10th what should I do?

Dok Choy

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Terrorantula

#9 March 09, 2011, 03:25:52 am

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Try to get a couples rate at a bar. :P

Everyone has the right to be himself; wise men know how to,when, and whether to navigate the boundary between their rights and those of others when they collide.

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DDay

#10 March 09, 2011, 03:25:56 am

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I'm from New jersey too.

Quote from: Doktormartini on March 09, 2011, 02:13:18 am

Hey I will be in NJ April 3-10th what should I do?

Kill you self because it's fucking boring in New Jersey.

DDay is Dead I am a dead man typing

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cowardknower

#11 March 09, 2011, 03:27:19 am

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Quote from: Doktormartini on March 09, 2011, 02:13:18 am

Hey I will be in NJ April 3-10th what should I do?

i hear jersey dirt is delish

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#12 March 09, 2011, 04:58:31 am

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Quote from: crotchkneed on March 09, 2011, 02:05:50 am

bro what are you tryina say ec

I managed to say everything I set out to say but now I want to add I'm sorry. my mission is to find these tamagotchi knockoffs I saw in peebles, or whatever other weird department store chain you have over there, when I was a tween. they were really cool because you could feed your pet hamburgers according to the package.

dday is from south jersey because he likes the eagles and the flyers but not the phillies.

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Farren

#13 March 09, 2011, 06:03:50 am

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do people in new jersey look and talk like those people in jersey shore

do guidos really exist

I want to see and guido in real life because I think they are a figment of imagination that show scared the fuck out of me

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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#14 March 09, 2011, 06:21:21 am

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Quote from: Farren on March 09, 2011, 06:03:50 am

do people in new jersey look and talk like those people in jersey shore

do guidos really exist

I want to see and guido in real life because I think they are a figment of imagination that show scared the fuck out of me

guidos are people too do not treat them like a freak show. maybe you are the freak.

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Farren

#15 March 09, 2011, 09:15:24 am

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I most likely am but atleast I'm not a guido

guidos look like full sized oompaloompas

how the fuck do you even spell that oompaloompa

SNOOKI HOW MUCH FO DAT NOOKI

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Farren

#16 March 09, 2011, 09:17:48 am

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I got some distant polish relatives in new jersey on my passed grandmother's side but I don't know much about them except what my brothers told me from when they went to the family reunions like twice: that they're all fat and the seagulls in new jersey are really stupid and they'll eat pebbles if you throw them in the air.

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS