Poll: How do you prefer to urinate?

Standing up
11 42.3%
Sitting down
4 15.4%
Other
11 42.3%

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How do you usually prefer to urinate?

Sometimes when I am really tired, I enjoy the comfort of sitting down whilst I urinate. But most of the time I enjoy standing up.
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sitting down duh :3
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whatever's convenient at the time, so usually standing up
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It would have been more funny if Vellfire said standing up but oh well.

Anyway yeah it's more convenient to stand, so that's what I do.
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no i only poop standing up
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why would someone sit down unless they are a woman for some reason
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its comfy.
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yeah, it's comfy. i'm sorry but usually the toilets i use are pretty clean save the public ones.
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generally the times i have enough fluid to justify getting comfortable i'm in a hurry anyway.
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Standing up but if I'm in a public  place I always use a stall because urinals are weird and then because there could be other people in the bathroom it's weird to hear the sound so I sit down but I put toilet paper on the seat so I don't get aids.
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If I am just waking up, I'll sit. It's just too much work to stand in one place for 20 seconds when I am hardly awake enough to think straight.

btw this whole topic is tmi. :P
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some toilets are poorly designed or have really deep water, so peeing in them while standing can cause an excessive amount of splashback heading out of the toilet. american toilets are actually purposefully designed to use deep water to splash the rear when defecating, bidets being illegal in several states. both the toilets at home and at my apartment have extra deep water. when I'm at home and I have to use the bathroom at night I have to try not to wake my dad who's sleeping nearby, so to save time and eliminate the need for multiple trips I sit on the toilet while I brush my teeth and apply elbow cream while swishing mouthwash.

I wanna know how many people use stalls instead of urinals. there are a lot of people at my college who do it. dok that's not very eco-friendly, toilets use more water than urinals and you're killing trees and destroying animal habitats. they've got waterless urinals now, they have em in the new LEED PLATINUM piece of garbage building on campus. they actually really stink.
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I use stalls, lots of guys do. Known as Shy cock. I'll only use urinals if there's nobody else there.
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TL;DR  I usually sit but I've used a urinal before.  It's habitual now. *nods at Kaworu*
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The chinese in my flat stand on the toilet seat and squat, sometimes they miss and piss/poop all over the floor.

This is because our toilets are not like the ones they are used to at home.

Or maybe it's because they're JUST FUCKING WITH ME.
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When I pee outside (with no wind) I hold it upward so it has a high arc.
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Standing up but if I'm in a public  place I always use a stall because urinals are weird and then because there could be other people in the bathroom it's weird to hear the sound so I sit down but I put toilet paper on the seat so I don't get aids.

wait you only sit down in public places??? aaaa this is so backwards
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I don't use stalls because I have a shy cock I use them because I don't want to stand next to another dude with my dick hanging out.

I mean you could count that as shyness but I don't think it is I just think its preferring not to surround yourself with male genetalia
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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The chinese in my flat stand on the toilet seat and squat, sometimes they miss and piss/poop all over the floor.

This is because our toilets are not like the ones they are used to at home.

Or maybe it's because they're JUST FUCKING WITH ME.

I heard it was a culture thing, the vietnamese and other asian folk we're getting on here are supposed to be like that too. They like taking the toilet covers off too. Alls I know is I'm so fucking happy I don't have to clean up after them but now I'm not using the restrooms in the public spaces either...
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS