Poll: How do you prefer to urinate?

Standing up
11 42.3%
Sitting down
4 15.4%
Other
11 42.3%

Status: Voting has ended

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Poll How do you pee? (Read 3142 times)

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I'll stand unless I need to take a shit at the same time.
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i am documenting the contents of this thread and reporting it to the united states government

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Lying down. I take a while.
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im like a bird i dont pee it just coems out as poop
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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unfortunately my pubic muscles are inert so i have to siphon using doctor recommended disposable silly straws only
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So how about you Dada? How do you pee? I don't think you have answered the question...unlike everybody else here.
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i'm gonna have to go with "Other" on this one, for reasons i cannot say...... yet,
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I stand. Toilet bowls and most urinals can't contain my spread so I am usually forced to find a trough with a lot of spray-room. My stream is also usually so forceful I have to shake it around to lessen its impact, or else the kickback can be tremendous.
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So how about you Dada? How do you pee? I don't think you have answered the question...unlike everybody else here.
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How do you pee? No, seriously guys... how do you do it? I don't know how to pee...
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I take wikileaks.
there you go again, just pissing away national security.......
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Can we get some tips going? I'd like to improve my urination technique and such. :)
How about no!? You are an idiotic version of a baboon.
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i'm not sure you want to see our tips...
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How about no!? You are an idiotic version of a baboon.
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only shake it twice, any more than that and you're just playing with it.
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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How do you pee? No, seriously guys... how do you do it? I don't know how to pee...

relax your urethal sphincter
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I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb
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only shake it twice, any more than that and you're just playing with it.
so?
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I've been off the internets for a while, but just wanted to know if anyone else uses the "milk" technique.
keep posting...
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unfortunately my pubic muscles are inert so i have to siphon using doctor recommended disposable silly straws only

Why the fucking fuck did you make me fucking read that
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I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb
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i drink everything that comes out of my body