http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJxWAlNUCZY


get smurfy. It's coming.

I want to smurf smurfette so smurfing hard.

not sure if I'm imagining the evil jewish caricature or it's actually there in the trailer?

New poll option because can it top marmaduke?? I'm just not sure.

*turns immediately around in the doorway* i'll leave this to you mark... / also well uh there's YOGI BEAR 3D coming to theaters sooooo i guess we should rejoice these times people.

an old photo I made will voice my option

let's play a fun game

take thirty seconds and try to name as many old television shows that HAVE NOT been remade into an awful fucking movie.

I will go first. starting now:

gilligan's island
the jetsons
captain caveman


that's all i could name, although both the jetsons and gilligan's island are due for a film remake within the next two years according to the imdb.(DISQUALIFIED ANSWER)

and pretty much every robin williams movie is a remake of captain caveman.(-0.5)

my score is: 0.5

the current high score is 0.5
can you beat the high score?!?? only you can find out!!!!
winner gets an all-expense paid bullet to the temple

let's play a fun game

take thirty seconds and try to name as many old television shows that HAVE NOT been remade into an awful fucking movie.

I will go first. starting now:

gilligan's island
the jetsons
captain caveman


that's all i could name, although both the jetsons and gilligan's island are due for a film remake within the next two years according to the imdb.(DISQUALIFIED ANSWER)

and pretty much every robin williams movie is a remake of captain caveman.(-0.5)

my score is: 0.5

the current high score is 0.5
can you beat the high score?!?? only you can find out!!!!
winner gets an all-expense paid bullet to the temple

OFFICIAL CONTEST RULES:

1. It is a trick question, all television shows that have ever been made were remade as a movie.

2. I hope a planet-killer meteor lands directly on hollywood

gilligan's island was made into a bad reality show so i don't think it's really fair to include in your list

Snorks (yes I know it's a spin off but till I see some water in my smurf it's different )
The Super Globetrotters
Fantastic Max
Jabberjaw
inch high private eye
chan clan
hong kong fu

I'm sure I can go on but I'll stop here.

wacky races
dastardly and muttley in their flying machines
the perils of penelope pitstop

it is only a matter of time...

having seen the trailer i now want to throw myself in a fire

having seen the trailer i now want to throw myself in a fire

Only if the flames are blue and only then you may throw your self to your fiery  death.

Wait till your father gets home
Dynasty
uh...

This is all I could remember. I know plenty of titles but the problem was trying to remember whether or not it had a vicious remake and that was indeed a tough one.

I think I just jizzedsmurfed in my own mouth

That game you guys came up with is not fun.

I'm just going to put that out there. Nothing about any of this is fun at all. (I'd normally find the various ways to kill oneself at least a little bit fun, but all it does is get me thinking about the reasoning behind the suicides, which immediately makes everything completely un-fun again.)

Smurf my smurf, smurf.

What THE fuck. This movie looks totally non-canon.

Yeah, the smurfs wiki already has a notice that it's non-canon. http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/The_Smurfs_(movie)

also it's been leaked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgPIBH5qjXs