i dont know man. try making female friends and not be always on the prowl? i mean females are human beings not aliens from mars. try to not think of screwing them all the time i mean if you do so then its prolly harder to screw. just talk to them about normal human shit.

i dont know man. try making female friends and not be always on the prowl? i mean females are human beings not aliens from mars. try to not think of screwing them all the time i mean if you do so then its prolly harder to screw. just talk to them about normal human shit.

Most of my friends are female or insane

a lot of anti depresants and anti-psychotiic meds fuck up your sex drive, so just go to a doctor and pretend you're bi-polar. Plenty of peope do it, just you'll have an actual reason(you're a weirdo) rather than most people who want cred amongst their hipster buddies.

anxiety stinks. I've been beating it without drughelp but every so often it 'rears its ugly head'

I've just normalized it and live a panicky and paranoid existence

Mince, take up smoking. That way if you're out stalkin' you can just sorta post up on a wall or something and when you get called on it you can be like "what? I'm doin' my thing here" then with a flick of your wrist make a single cigarette pop out of the corner of the pack, let your shades slide down the bridge of your nose so she can see your eyes, and ask her if she'd like to join you

idk if this is the whole thing http://vimeo.com/groups/toons/videos/12836360 (nesfw,bnp)

I've just normalized it and live a panicky and paranoid existence

how did you get a wife then?

im charming

stalin had a wife

take an eight of shrooms and walk down a gritty urban wasteland full of sketchy people and hookers that either makes you go insane forever or you stop giving a fuck about reality and social situations so you chill the fuck out and spit some mad game

i have a premonition  that i will die soon every night i am afraid of sleeping because i think i wont wake up cant care about the Absurd dont have enough time

stalin had a wife

who could pass on that mustache-ride?

i have a premonition  that i will die soon every night i am afraid of sleeping because i think i wont wake up cant care about the Absurd dont have enough time

imagine having this premonition several times throughout the day

stalin also used to be a communist bank robber gangster who funded through wild expropiations the bolshevik faction of the rsdlp so he probably had boatloads of swag

imagine having this premonition several times throughout the day

at daggers drawn with the existent bromigo

the other day while I was riding the bus on the freeway watching cars go by and I was thinking about how if I were to die in a car accident my last sensation, aside from severe pain of being mangled in the wreck, would likely be the taste of my own blood

the other day while I was riding the bus on the freeway watching cars go by and I was thinking about how if I were to die in a car accident my last sensation, aside from severe pain of being mangled in the wreck, would likely be the taste of my own blood

my friend got shot six times he probably tasted his own blood too

something to think about next time you get a bloody nose: this might be what it's like when time's up

play some dumb instruments girls love that shit be in a band, become some dubstep dj and your pasty white nerdy swag will get you laid

john frusciante was a fucking anxious wreck and sad state of a man and i bet he got a lot of pun. that before he started doing tons of H and became a worthless nerve ending