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don't lie. you're obviously a sad virgin
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Sad yes. Virgin no.
the infamous "Shakesbeer Translat0r" troll topique (14 pg.)
the infamous "Women Can't Make Games" troll topique (18 pg.)

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tell us how you please a woman in bed
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Everyone knows that all virgins are liars. (They are just like women that way.)

Also, why are you so damned insistent on posing this biased qualifier on women needing to do it 'all by themselves' in order to even 'qualify' as a part of the "game development" industry? If it was a man making a game, then you wouldn't give two shits about that man getting another man's help in order to do it. Why do women always have to work twice as hard at the exact same thing in order to get an equal amount of recognition as any man would? There are probably hundreds of examples of men only being able to make their games by getting help from one or more women, but because your criteria is so oddly specific, those women won't matter to you at all! (Double-standards never make much sense, but despite that they are essential to any kind of narrow-minded argument.)

I know for sure you are indeed nothing more than a lieing virgin, but I can't be 100% sure, so just in case (<1% for sure) I happen to be wrong, I want you to know that I have an infinite amount of pity for that poor hypothetical woman you got into the sack. I'm sure her opinion of the sex she hypothetically experienced was the only thing in the world actually lower than your own opinion of her.
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tell us how you please a woman in bed
Hmmm... you don't wanna hear it. You would come when reading.

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If it was a man making a game, then you wouldn't give two shits about that man getting another man's help in order to do it.
I do. We had that topic above.

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I know for sure you are indeed nothing more than a lieing virgin, but I can't be 100% sure, so just in case (<1% for sure) I happen to be wrong
You are wrong.

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I'm sure her opinion of the sex she hypothetically experienced was the only thing in the world actually lower than your own opinion of her.
I had a high opinion. She had a high opinion. End of the story.
the infamous "Shakesbeer Translat0r" troll topique (14 pg.)
the infamous "Women Can't Make Games" troll topique (18 pg.)

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I like how you quote only the most insignificant part of my argument to address, along with anything I said questioning your relative competence in bed.

Even though it's not even a question. The fact that you are arguing so hard to convince a person anonymously on a message board that you are not a virgin is a sure-fire sign that you are in fact a very sad virgin. (The whole thing started by you asking a virgin if he was a virgin, him responding "no, unlike you" and then you spent every post you made afterwards making sure people acknowledged that you were not a virgin even though it's the last thing anybody could ever possibly care about. I thought this topic was originally supposed to be discussing some RPGMaker game or something?)

Here's a news flash: Virgins are the only people that even care about this stuff. The fact that you aren't even aware of this fact is all the evidence I need to know with 100% certainty you are not only a virgin, but a sad, desperate one at that. You don't even have to admit it, you have no reason to, and the truth really is that it is metaphysically impossible for anyone else to care even less about it than they already do now. You just have to accept right now that there is absolutely nothing you could ever type in your keyboard and post online that could possibly convince me otherwise.

Also I don't believe you when you said she had a high opinion. Even if you were very very good at sex, saying she herself had a high opinion of it implies that you care enough about what a woman thinks to even be aware of her opinion in the first place. The way this topic has gone makes it all to apparent of how impossible that really is. (Of course you had a high opinion of it, and to you, your opinion might as well be her opinion also. Women don't deserve opinions, especially ones that aren't yours, so I completely understand why you chose to phrase it that way.)
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ve..vegeta! what does the scrouter say about her pleasure level???

she is a woman. her experience's are GODEL SENTENCE. safely assume any truth value and then derive all theorems at maximum!



lead the IMF to victory. use your RPG maker skills to construct a tower to heaven and unity with schopenhauer. th th ewomen are in their place by metaphysics. just stand up to the fridge for another Cold One. the Ice Of One Thousand Beers will deliver truth to all bitches.
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I like how you quote only the most insignificant part of my argument to address, along with anything I said questioning your relative competence in bed.
We... ever had sex? I can't remember...

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Even though it's not even a question. The fact that you are arguing so hard to convince a person anonymously on a message board that you are not a virgin is a sure-fire sign that you are in fact a very sad virgin.
"Arguing hard to convince" by "adresseing only the most insignificant parts of your argument"? Weird tactic...

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Here's a news flash: Virgins are the only people that even care about this stuff.
Link me to that news flash please.

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with 100% certainty you are not only a virgin, but a sad, desperate one at that.
You are a little bit too late... although I wasn't sad when I was a virgin.

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You just have to accept right now that there is absolutely nothing you could ever type in your keyboard and post online that could possibly convince me otherwise.
I could set you on ignore instead.

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The way this topic has gone makes it all to apparent of how impossible that really is.
Then you are a retard.
the infamous "Shakesbeer Translat0r" troll topique (14 pg.)
the infamous "Women Can't Make Games" troll topique (18 pg.)

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I'm still waiting for your actual reasons for why women are incapable of making games.  What causes this phenomenon, sir?
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but i was devirginized young :(
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I'm still waiting for your actual reasons for why women are incapable of making games.  What causes this phenomenon, sir?
For similar reasons why they are better in sports I guess. Or why there hasn't been a woman as U.S. president.

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but i was devirginized young :(
Interesting... -_-
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the infamous "Women Can't Make Games" troll topique (18 pg.)

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For similar reasons why they are better in sports I guess. Or why there hasn't been a woman as U.S. president.

Which are?  Please, enlighten us!

Also I like how you went out of your way to say U.S. president considering there have been women presidents in Europe since the 80s.
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Batistaberg aren't you from Germany???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Merkel
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thanks for ruining the topic Batistaberg
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thanks for ruining the topic Batistaberg
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thanks for ruining the topic Batistaberg (it couldn't have been done without you)

I could set you on ignore instead.

You do that by quoting every line of my post separately and responding to each one? Weird tactic.
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Which are?  Please, enlighten us!
Check the list of world records.

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there have been women presidents in Europe since the 80s.
But still way more males. And I even didn't count the times when women were supressed.

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Batistaberg aren't you from Germany???
Does not mean I agree with our politics. Also Angela Merkel will be taken to the trash (where she belongs) in 2013.

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You do that by quoting every line of my post separately and responding to each one? Weird tactic.
Learn the difference between "could" and "will".
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None of those are actually REASONS for why things are like they are.  Do you know what supporting an argument is?  WHY are men more suited to be president, WHY are men better at sports, WHY are men more likely to have world records, WHY can't women make games?  You haven't explained any of this, you have just given yourself more to explain.
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one day he is going to make a post where he explains all of this brilliantly and blows your mind
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one day he is going to make a post where he explains all of this brilliantly and blows your mind

i can't wait!!!
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