I hate weddings. Unless they're more of a celebration and not two people just kind of publically masturbating about their union like the whole world has a personal stake in your relationship. Its really vain to me and imo devalues the whole thing.

The second to last wedding I went to was like that. They were 18 and one was my cousin and the groom's best man started bawling like a fucking baby while giving his speech and it was so awful. My other cousin is a year older than me and his was pretty cool. They had an open bar and that side of the family is way less dramatic and corny.

f yeah
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There are hundreds if not thousands of mullet swimming all around this ship. They are literally surrounding this ship and I can't fish them. Fuck I hate these fish...

Also theres a ground loose on one of those bigass steel beamed light fixtures in the shipping yard and it keeps sparking off every ten to fifteen minutes like a small bomb going off right next to the gangway where I'm standing watch.

Its our mexican shipping yard so the dock workers took good care of it....They put a goddamn barrier to stop people from accidently driving over the huge ass puddle of water surrounding it but absoultely nothing to stop someone from walking right into it.

I guess thats part of my job now

jojo's bizarre adventure: steel ball run has finished finally and there's new chapters for {JOJORION]


sbr was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, fun! anime marc bolan vs cripled main hero that looks distantly like axl rose, hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edit it's better than what i described here but if you saw that Ringo Roadagain picture singing yellow submarine then.... . . . . edit and {JOJORION] is slowly creeping towards the Twin Peaks realms

also, whoever who doesn't like Japan's Tin Drum... or Art of Parties to be exact... IS MY WORST ENEMY!!!!!!

just heads up/saying/ a warning. smiles smugly/self-content with eyes actually shut for the face, holy shit somebody beat those fucking front teeth into his throat choke on em fucker

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slavoj

I was somewhat interested, even mildly excited about the upcoming Tomb Raider, still sort of am, but I was disappointed by this particular quote:

Just, what the fuck is this shit? This better not be the way they are designing or writing for the game... with this sort of mentality. I hope this EXECUTIVE PRODUCER guy is just a moron that doesn't know what he's talking about. But I kind of doubt it.

Like I can even sort of fathom what this guy is saying, most non-casual gamers are male (I think, don't quote me on that). Marketing knowledge says most males aren't comfortable playing females. BUT THIS IS LARA GODDAMN FUCKING CROFT. She has been around forever... Its not like shes totally alien and that when we played her in her old games that we were totally detached from being her. I remember playing the first Tomb Raider, and when I did, I certainly DID NOT think I was her fucking "helper" fuck that shit. Nor would I play a game with that mentality in any game WHERE I AM DIRECTLY CONTROLLING THE CHARACTER. Is he saying I should consider myself some sort of weird puppet master? Like, what even is his thought process? How could he come to such a dumb-fuck conclusion?

EDIT: Decent article on the topic: http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielnyegriffiths/2012/06/12/the-new-lara-croft/

it's not too uncommon for people involved in a game's creation to say shit that probably hampers the game's success. I stayed away from saints row 3 for a long time because of a gameplay video by a producer/developer or something where he plays unironically as a macho male-god and does nothing but blow stuff up and brutally decimate strippers: "you can do anything you wamnt, because you. are. the. BOSS!!! (and this is why u should play my game )"

but concerning the new tomb raider, I wasn't really looking forward to that game. "we're reinventing the franchise". why? can you think of any reason? there's money in it obviously, and this gives them the opportunity for new sequels (can't have her get too old! "milf" age is pushing it......)

that article does raise an interesting point I haven't even thought of: throughout all the games, there were never any scenes where Laura was bound, helpless in the hands of a male, or under the threat of sexual violence. not that I can think of, at least. certainly this places her above Samus, after the most recent Metroid undid allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of that work. if they're reinventing, at least they can't ruin what the character did have going for her...which unfortunately appears to be unique in big-budget games where you can't choose the character's gender.

edit wait uh there's NOLF which was always one of my favorite games but maybe Archer was tied up at some point but that's a pretty common activity for a spy!!!!

I didn't articulate it very well but pretty much the two people getting married (they're still young and not very intelligent) and most of the people there (grown and pretty much the reason the kids getting married aren't intelligent) are the sort of emotionally shallow and intellectually void kind of boring people you'd normally see just sitting there looking at baby pictures or wedding pictures for a very long time (too long) and being like "AWWWW AWWWW!!" over and over again.

People that watch notebook over and over and over again

people that consistantly post corny ass bullshit all over facebook because they've got some unrealistic perception of what love is supposed to be and they think it should actually be like some sort of hellish "the days of our lives" sense of perfection and regurgitation of a sheltered concept of life.

the same sort of people who keep spitting out kid after kid because they think they're supposed to and I'll bet my 401k are going to realize their ignorance in 8-10 more years (maybe longer depending on how dumb they are) and I being the bitter fucked up individual I am, will giggle on the inside while simultaniously feeling shitty for the children.

I don't know if you know people like that. But yeah thats what I'm talkin about.

Imo a wedding isn't supposed to be just about those two individual people. But the unification of two segregate family units. The family is there for those people and thats the reason for the unification but being obviously emotionally gross about the whole thing (to me) is like some sort of public masturbation.

Also that sounds like its off of the movie "the warriors"

I feel the same way about funerals which is why I've pretty much started to refuse going to them? I went to my grandma's out of respect for her (she was a good woman) but any other ones I'll probably dodge.

People just make shit like that a dick measuring contest. Who is the saddest for them. Who is the happiest. What the fuck does it matter? To me it seems like alot of them are forcing that shit out. Maybe thats just my family though, prolly. I don't really react to such things like a normal person though which is another reason why I don't go. I've literally watched two people die and my composure doesn't change. At all. I think about them but its not the same as other people.

I like the way my aunt handled it though. She just died nearly a year ago now. What was left of us that weren't totally shitty all got together and had a BBQ. We drank and talked about her. Thats all she wanted.

Thats how that shit should be.
 
Edit: I should explain that. For me. Watching someone die isn't like THAT IS SO SAD ITS SO TERRIBLE! That part of the circumstance never really crosses my mind because its already a given and an inevitability. Its still just as hard if not harder for me to watch. But not because of sadness but because of an anger at myself for not being able to do a damn thing about it. So I had to leave last time before she actually stopped technically being alive and why I won't watch shit like that anymore.
 
I think thats why I don't like weddings like that. I see an inevitability I can't change and I'd rather just stay the fuck away from it. Which is probably just pessimistic. Because I can't tell for sure if those two people are the right combination of dumb and clingy to never realize their ignorant shit, it might actually work. Maybe its just that type of display of emotion and ignorance that just puts me off.

can't have her get too old! "milf" age is pushing it......

hehehe

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slavoj

fhahahahaha i probably found this way too amusing.

we did a lot of tubedubber satire on twitter last night, among other things we learned that ron paul is gau's crazy dad http://tubedubber.com/#cOHlN5JWsw8:JAVx0wT7qV0:100:25:0:0:1

I found a foreign object in my Dietz & Watson all-beef hot dog (I called them and I'm getting coupons) and my mom's boy friend of 8 or so years had a mild heart attack.

describe foreign object

a plastic tube almost less then an inch.