I don't get why you have to confirm email address on registration pages. Surely it's not to keep the bots out. Passwords make sense since they're some sort of hidden when you type them. But on emails all I do is just copy paste what I typed on the email address. completely unnecessary yet i always see it in almost all registration pages. why?

Let's roll with this idea.

One of the little things that irritate the fuck out of me are midgits. Fucking midgits, i could never lov ea midgit. i keep trying to have a healthy baby boy with my wife but she keeps spitting out midgits weve put up like 14 midgits up for aduption the past couple of years it gest on my FUCKIN NERVES

there was stomething wrong with my first wife and she first have only give birth to midgits so i divorce her and married an oriental and now shoe only give birth to fucken midgits too i m gonna need to find a new wife

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i hate that i have alien hand syndrome and my hands have a mind of their own and post bad jokes on the internet. i am always trying to write on the internet how great everything in the world is and my alien hands take over and make posts about midgets and shit. really annoying.

Let's roll with this idea.

One of the little things that irritate the fuck out of me are midgits. Fucking midgits, i could never lov ea midgit. i keep trying to have a healthy baby boy with my wife but she keeps spitting out midgits weve put up like 14 midgits up for aduption the past couple of years it gest on my FUCKIN NERVES

there was stomething wrong with my first wife and she first have only give birth to midgits so i divorce her and married an oriental and now shoe only give birth to fucken midgits too i m gonna need to find a new wife

Hgello, this is MR. doktor vodka & gin speaking; i specielize in midgetbabbyitis treatments. in my study of ugly stupdi migdet babby disease i learn that father is most cause for stupid flawed babby. maybe u haev lil penis too make lil babby? maybe use extendze to make it not small no more? or u could buy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalloplasty aka pretzel prick (WARGNIG MAY SCRAMBLE EGGS!!)!!!! If thsi is not prolbem posibly u concieve with weak sperm?

yuors truley
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@goldenratio: we gota plantation of banana and as far as i know they get really moody when it's the monkeys eating them.

when you're trying on wigs at the women's section of the department store and people keep giving you strange looks. im sorry if my fursona is margaret thatcher with cat ears, that's just who i am and your all just gonna have to accept it whether you like it or not.

gonna cosplay as margaret snatcher *cyborg jaw opens, fires laser*

When your in the middle of an e-mail conversation and the other person just stops, no reason why they just do with no explanation.

when I'm looking through the women's lingerai at victoria's secret in the mall by myself minding my own business and all of the other customers and store clerks start pointing at me and giving me horrified looks...its not my fault the manikins are so goddamn sexy and I specifically wear sweat pants for that particular occasion.

you mean you're gonna cosplay as the real margaret thatcher....

*flesh melts away, reveals robotic endoskeleton*

I don't use Twitter myself to post or anything, but I have an account so I can follow athletes (in MMA in particular it's a great way to keep up with what's going on in the sport).

One really common thing is for people to ask for 'retweets' on their birthdays and shit from fighters for no fucking reason whatosever other than I guess they think it's cool that somebody noticed them or something?

Either way, it's a little thing that irritates the fucking hell out of me.

ie. @Urjiahfaber: happy bday bro RT@faberfan045 can your biggest fan get a birthday retweet?

I mean WHO DOES THAT who is so lame that they actually give a shit if some pro athlete acknowledges the fact it is their birthday

I just DON'T GET IT

hmm

honestly I kind of changed my point of view on that stuff. Like, if they aren't requiring everyone to publically read that shit and its not a part of the curriculum otherwise what harm is in it? If that shit is offensive to athiests; we had a public prayer day every month or some crap at my highschool where all of the "devout christian students" would go out at the flagpole and pray together and bask in their self-rightious bullshit (and there were a whole lot of them).

Even still though I don't find anything wrong with that other than its kind of like stroking your own dick even if you are religious you're supposed to keep that kind of stuff to your self or it devalues it (is the way I saw it). All religions were welcome to come and do that even though you know its complete bullshit and most other religions don't pray like that. I think the best way to deal with those people is let them be and let them spread their old bible quotes and ancient philosophies, so what? But everytime they try to force that shit on other people, put their beliefs into a system thats supposed to be neutral, and ridicule others for not believing they should be publically scruitinized until they get the goddamn point.

i hate dumb christians. i don't know if any of you is following the story of jessica alqhuist

i hate stupid atheists too. i think i've spotted the common theme here