Topic: 3 year relationship done (Read 5978 times)

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Yes vellfire I'm sure he was going to rape her before you intervened
I've so fucking had it with you.

The only reason you're still here is to pick fights with people you don't like (actually mostly just Vellfire) and sorry bro but that ain't gon' fly anymore. "HEH LOOK GUYS VELFARRE MADE A POST" "FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE GONNA POST ABOUT RELIGION IN MY TOPIC" "GO FUCK A COW VELLFIRE WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE"

You are never going to grow out of being the dumbest fucking person ever, even after getting a second chance, so goodbyte. Although you probably won't care too much!
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stop it mince. that's not what she said. I don't get why it was so worrying to her but that's not what she was implying
When someone breaks up with you, that takes a bit of courage on their part. It serves no use but to add an intimidating element to the situation if you use the first opportunity to drive over there and show up all of a sudden without giving even an advance notice. Even if they've known each other for three years. What she needs after something like this is some distance and some time to figure things out and how to go from here. If you want to talk, you have to tell her you really want to work at it, and then ask kindly if she's up for a talk about it.
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So most of the content in this thread is relationship advice from someone who has only ever been loved by a puppy who I hope is secretly a misogynistic animal because that would just be wonderful.

I was taken aback by the first reply in this thread. It's probably the worst thing you've ever written. You used to be cool, what the hell happened? This kind of thing requires some level of sympathy whatever side of the argument you're on. Not just good I'm glad you broke up *bitter vagina whiff onslaught*

Anyway, m'lad.

Three years is a long time. It's what you're used to so it's gonna hurt. It's pointless "trying to make things work", that is probably one of the most painful things you can allow your feelings to drive you to do. You need to excommunicate her and get a change of scene or do new things to meet new people. I tried to make it work once, it's delusion . Once you see what you're capable of in terms of being a sap it's vomit inducing later on. "I did that?" yes you did.

I found my girl on an iPhone cruising app recommended to me by my gay sexual predator house-mate (really) and only went to meet her because I was bored the day after boxing day and was up for a date. I wasn't really taking it seriously. I wouldn't say I strictly *wanted* to be in a relationship because they have a strange effect on how I make decisions. I think all guys need to be aware of this. It's like a computer virus on your mind. Anyway, we have a lot more in common than I ever did with my ex and it really shows how much of a sap I was in the past.

You wanna find someone who'll play red alert 2 co-op with you in bed and not dump you over the phone. Life's too short to go trying to make things work with people who were ultimately never gonna be "the one". The next one will most likely be crazy also. And the next. Until your relationship just becomes a comedic parody of relationships themselves.

Now excuse me I have to go rub peanut butter on my vagina.
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So most of the content in this thread is relationship advice from someone who has only ever been loved by a puppy who I hope is secretly a misogynistic animal because that would just be wonderful.

I was taken aback by the first reply in this thread. It's probably the worst thing you've ever written. You used to be cool, what the hell happened? This kind of thing requires some level of sympathy whatever side of the argument you're on. Not just good I'm glad you broke up *bitter vagina whiff onslaught*

what the fuck is wrong with you
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So most of the content in this thread is relationship advice from someone who has only ever been loved by a puppy who I hope is secretly a misogynistic animal because that would just be wonderful.

I was taken aback by the first reply in this thread. It's probably the worst thing you've ever written. You used to be cool, what the hell happened? This kind of thing requires some level of sympathy whatever side of the argument you're on. Not just good I'm glad you broke up *bitter vagina whiff onslaught*

Anyway, m'lad.

Three years is a long time. It's what you're used to so it's gonna hurt. It's pointless "trying to make things work", that is probably one of the most painful things you can allow your feelings to drive you to do. You need to excommunicate her and get a change of scene or do new things to meet new people. I tried to make it work once, it's delusion . Once you see what you're capable of in terms of being a sap it's vomit inducing later on. "I did that?" yes you did.

I found my girl on an iPhone cruising app recommended to me by my gay sexual predator house-mate (really) and only went to meet her because I was bored the day after boxing day and was up for a date. I wasn't really taking it seriously. I wouldn't say I strictly *wanted* to be in a relationship because they have a strange effect on how I make decisions. I think all guys need to be aware of this. It's like a computer virus on your mind. Anyway, we have a lot more in common than I ever did with my ex and it really shows how much of a sap I was in the past.

You wanna find someone who'll play red alert 2 co-op with you in bed and not dump you over the phone. Life's too short to go trying to make things work with people who were ultimately never gonna be "the one". The next one will most likely be crazy also. And the next. Until your relationship just becomes a comedic parody of relationships themselves.

Now excuse me I have to go rub peanut butter on my vagina.
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You used to be cool, what the hell happened?
that's funny, because...
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So most of the content in this thread is relationship advice from someone who has only ever been loved by a puppy who I hope is secretly a misogynistic animal because that would just be wonderful.
*bitter vagina whiff onslaught*
Now excuse me I have to go rub peanut butter on my vagina.
hi im ed and im mad that inri got banned so I've taken it upon myself to launch a horrible personal attack against the girl who he hated because obviously it's all her fault that this happened. I'm also a gigantic douchebag who believes using gender based insults is cool.
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But in both cases we were both only taking the piss. He sure can press the right buttons with you guys. Gender based insults are meaningless. Unless you're at work. Then that will get you fired.

I genuinely felt bad for Malad after reading that first reply. I'm pretty sure I've done similar threads in the past, probably drunk... in the night. Weeping. Looking for some sort of answer or help because my world was closing in on itself. Then just BAM fuck you for being a man!

So have that personal attack! I'm only winding you up because you were 'orrible to one of my internet friends (Malad, not inri although inri is a priceless character).
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Yeah, I was so horrible to him that he agreed with my advice a few posts after.


I guess you were just "taking the piss" right now too when you were being shitty to me.  Hilarious.


spoilers: "pressing buttons" and "winding people up" are just ways of trying to hide the fact that you're being a huge asshole
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But in both cases we were both only taking the piss.
You don't get to insult someone seriously and then claim "HEH I WAS ONLY JOKING!! WOW GUESS YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE"

And thanks for shitting up the topic in the meantime by your obvious attempt at getting people angry, I'm sure your internet friend appreciates it.
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The advice wasn't wrong, it was pretty harsh though! That's probably what I was getting at.

I'm sorry I made peanut butter vajayjay jokes at you. Really.

You don't get to insult someone seriously and then claim "HEH I WAS ONLY JOKING!! WOW GUESS YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE"

And thanks for shitting up the topic in the meantime by your obvious attempt at getting people angry, I'm sure your internet friend appreciates it.

The topic was fine before eh?

That's exactly what I'm claiming. I'm sorry about the dark humour I really am.

I know that sounds insincere.


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I'm sorry I made peanut butter vajayjay jokes at you. Really.

You're not, though.

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That's exactly what I'm claiming. I'm sorry about the dark humour I really am.

This isn't dark humor dude.  This isn't humor.  This is just being mean for no reason.

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I know that sounds insincere.

It does because it is.  You aren't sorry.  At most you're sorry that it didn't go over well.  Thanks for the non-apology I guess.  I really appreciate you coming out of nowhere to be incredibly nasty to me.
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That's exactly what I'm claiming. I'm sorry about the dark humour I really am.

Okay let me just quote your exact words:

But in both cases we were both only taking the piss. He sure can press the right buttons with you guys. Gender based insults are meaningless.

So here you're saying 1. you were "just taking the piss", and 2. you're making the conclusion for Vellfire that your insult wasn't really an insult at all.

Guess what: you don't get to decide that.
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Do you see Malad? People care so much about your situation that now there is a ARGUMENT ahappenins!

If you're still reading this thread at this point just know that practically everyone who has posted has just been offering advice in the best ways they know how. I didn't agree with the style of some of it earlier, but the intention to help was definitely there in all cases buddy.

How old were you by the way man? Like it's not incredibly relevant true, but if you're early twenties or younger then it's definitely time for a whole "You're still a young man, you'll definitely find someone who appreciates you soon!" vibe.

If you're oldman like me though then OHNOES ;_;. [/JOKE XD]
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I reckon he's 21.
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I'm 21 years old. Bit of an unstable age for all of this if you know what I mean (being an american). Alcoholic tendencies run in my family though so I know to be careful...

I think ed was pretty acute with his statements but not too REAL if you know what I mean. Obviously I'm young. Obviously I'll deal with it and move on. A little hope never hurts though because I pretty fucking miserable right now. :(

If you're still reading this thread at this point just know that practically everyone who has posted has just been offering advice in the best ways they know how.

Yeah mad respect. I appreciate all advice whether or not I want to hear it.

TBH it's flattering you all are arguing over it (the beauty of this forum)
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