HAIL SKYRIDER.
The only ass worth kissing nowadays is dada, but he's a crusty old misanthropist that is a COMMUNIST so if you kiss his ass he'll demand everyone gets an ass kiss too and your lips will fall off.
He's a bit of a fascist too, like we aren't allowed to make derogatory statements about them black peoples or women without being called out on it and engaging into a discussion of our offensiveness. WTF WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEE SPEECH BUDDY!?! I AM ALLOWED TO TALK SMACK ABOUT ANY MINORITY I WANT WITHOUT YUO CALLINS ME ON IT!!!