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Have you ever gotten into a physical fight with someone? How old were you at the time? What was it about? Did you 'win'? Who was it with?
If no, have you ever gotten into a particularly nasty verbal fight? (most people have) What was it about? Did you 'win'? Who was it with?

BEST breakfast i can imagine: i've had an idea for a while: american breakfast buffet. basically ihop, but an all-you-can-eat buffet. let's push down the aisle, i'm all alone but for me and you and the buffet. i'm at Red Aisle, Blue and Green Aisles are perpendicular to this little stand, fruit salads and mushed potatoes, breakfast pretenders really. let's get the real deal. let's all get seven waffles, seven pancakes, seven hash browns, seven orange juice, seven plates of strange breakfast devices... seven sets of utensils... seven... hmph - what's this?? something is hidden in the floor next to the buffet table! i must set my plate to the side and inspect it! hmph - just a bit of dust - a bit of dust - an orange Jolly Rancher - a bit of dust - by Guthrie! it's a panel! i've opened it! there is a dish inside a depression in the dusty floor! the dish holds an unusual substance! the extra buffet platter! a glitch platter, existing where nothing should, presenting for the adventurous and fortunate buffet-goer an enigmatic substance! this is the breakfast substance - a pure blob of fast-breaking energy! this food could wake you up and fill your stomach in less than a spoonful! this food could cure your disease and make you never want for waffles again! this food, if it can be called food, must have been eaten by the mayans - the egyptians - all cultures renowned for being, truly, Perfect Societies! did god create this food? i think it's safe to say that he couldn't have!!!!!!!
 
dear lord!!! a Satan-class breakfast Elemental!!!! it wishes to possess this priceless treasure for him very own! smash!!!! hey, you get what you get, buddy!!!! smash!!!!! and you DONT throw a fit!!!! smash!!! smash!!! smash!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
still alive! my health is dangerously low!! i must land a critical hit, or i've lost my legendary discovery, and, my life!!!! SMASH!!!!!!
 
the prize is mine!! i'm a hero! i'll win every medal that can be won - gain the accolades of doctors and even a girl!!!
 
and look here - the elemental dropped 'GrandSkillet'! high-level equipment - on top of my museum price and public speaking fees, it yields a meaty 7777 GP!!!
 
hmph!!!!
 
best breakfast i've eaten: strawberry crepe covered in belgian chocolate at local cafe.
 
Q: do you have any small events in your life that you just can't explain? ghost sightings, ufo sightings, no-clip accidents, weird dog sightings, etc.

My great uncle is a vietnam war vet and he's cool as shit. He's an old womanizer, really flirty but a gentleman. Got hit by a landmine when he was a medic in the service so he's got alot of persisting injuries and is permanantly deaf. I used to take him to vets day in grade school and he'd pull shrapnel bits out of his legs and tell crazy ass stories and flirt with all the women and girls. He used to drink alot but had to cut back because of old age and now he pretty much just drinks wine. He can cook really well. He likes watching women's volleyball, soccer, tennis, and softball when he's not flyfishing but I think he got too old for that too. Its been awhile since I've seen him. He doesn't have any kids or a wife so us younguns spent alot of time with him growing up.

Whats the most exotic thing you've ever partaken in? Travel, food, culture etc..