WHAT IS YOUR WORST SCHOOL MEMORY?

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maroonracoon

#1 December 12, 2012, 10:33:49 pm

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tell me *EMBARRASSING* or *HILARIOUS* or *NASTY* stories...im sure this can be a fun topic, because school memories can be the grossest

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Roman

#2 December 12, 2012, 10:42:39 pm

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I remember being a snotty little piece of shit the whole time, that was pretty embarrassing

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fucked up wastoid

#3 December 12, 2012, 10:43:13 pm

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WORST SCHOOL MEMORY? ALL OF THEM LOL HIGH FIVE

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maroonracoon

#4 December 12, 2012, 10:45:13 pm

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Quote from: fucked up wastoid on December 12, 2012, 10:43:13 pm

WORST SCHOOL MEMORY? ALL OF THEM LOL HIGH FIVE

OMG

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Malad

#5 December 12, 2012, 11:49:39 pm

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I got my pants pulled down by some guy in high school, in the middle of a full gym class. Stood there and called him a "faggot" and got in trouble for being naked and yelling faggot. lol

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tuxedo marx

#6 December 13, 2012, 12:08:57 am

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Quote from: Malad on December 12, 2012, 11:49:39 pm

got in trouble for yelling faggot

good

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DDay

#7 December 13, 2012, 12:40:05 am

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K-7th grade I was made fun of everyday of my life. My 5th day in kindergarten I had a kick me sign on my back. Every year up 7th grade I would at least have a fight in school and get suspended from school for a few days. 8th grade I was ether 13 or 14 and my dad died I took it hard after all he was almost like my life. he was more then a dad he was a friend. Some classmates tried console me but in my disgust of there comparison (grandma or grandpa) I just end up insulting them as they unknowingly did to me. I too had grandmas or grandpas pass a way but it seem like I mentally prepared for it. I can say having a direct family member die is so much harder and a bitter pill to swallow.... So many nights wasted.... crying.

I would call k-10 my darkest years.... 11-12th was grate and the first year of work was too but sadly it was just intermission to another type of hell....

I'm going to end it here after all most of the past seem to be here other then. I skipped something I said to someone that would make you think less of me when i was in 5th grade.

DDay is Dead I am a dead man typing

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Warped655

#8 December 13, 2012, 01:33:38 am

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whoa DDay, Sorry to hear that... sounds awful.

Not so light-hearted there. :/

But yeah, worst school memories? Far to many.

-Getting my head slammed into the ground by a crazy shithead in elementary school... It actually happened a few times. kid was a wrestling buff, ended up getting into 'gangsta' criminal shit later in life.
-Being called Wilbur in gym class. Q-Tip on my bus later (I got caught picking at my ear once).
-Being constantly harassed on my high school bus (by kids younger than me -_-)
-Someone running into me in the hall causing me to spin due to the angle, dropping all my papers and books. Literally, having nearby kids laughing and pointing.

Shit man, just scratches the surface... no nerd retribution or karmic re-balance here either, life got better in college (surrounded by other gaming nerds, I became far more social), then worse, as I still can't get a fucking job, and I'm living with my parents in a Indiana redneck-hell of a town.

These are probably not the responses you bargained for. :P

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maroonracoon

#9 December 13, 2012, 01:39:04 am

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no no.. i really wasnt going for anything specific, warped! i enjoy hearing things like this as well

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Bonifangith

#10 December 13, 2012, 02:04:07 am

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My worst memory was when I got into a fight with my friend because he was on crack and I told him we weren't going to be friends anymore.

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Puppet Master

#11 December 13, 2012, 03:00:48 am

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I used to sit next to the same kid on the bus every day in Kindergarten. One day he was sitting next to two other kids and looked me in the eye and said "you can't sit here." I went to a different seat and cried.

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sambr

#12 December 13, 2012, 04:06:47 am

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at my elementary school there was this spooky house that was on a hill that was near the place so a couple of guys dared me to go in there and as it was rad until someone lived there and yelled at me and i made a mad dash back to the field

not my worst but its interesting i guess

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goldenratio

#13 December 13, 2012, 04:52:39 am

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Hey one time I shit my pants in freshman year (I was like 15 I guess, maybe 14). That's pretty bad. That's like nightmare material. I don't know why it happened, I just refused to shit at the school (all the toilets were bad and people would always fuck with anyone shitting in the bathrooms). I should have gone to the library to shit. But yeah I had to go as soon as I got to school and I knew I was in trouble, I ended up holding it in all day long, even through PE. Oh also we had "block scheduling", where we only had 4 classes per day but they were an hour and a half long. Anyway during the last period I guess I just lost it. It was pretty terrible. Nobody directly noticed but it's possible everyone knew, I have no idea. That was pretty bad. I just went to the bathroom and threw my underwear away, and there was only like a few minutes left in class when I got back.

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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crone_lover720

#14 December 13, 2012, 06:46:18 am

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imo school was good overall, but here's some of the slightly funny or interesting bad stuff that comes to mind. not gonna talk about the worst part again either

4th grade there was a kid who would touch my butt and make sex jokes I didn't understand and kick my shins and did impressions of cornholio.

11th grade, for this really bad disease I had I was on a medicine that gave me uncontrollable diarrhea all the time. one time it started to come out at the end of class. it got in my undies and I had to throw them away in the bathroom and I got in trouble for being late to the next class

edit: lol gr I didn't see your post. pretty good times huh? just another experience!!

Quote from: DDay on December 13, 2012, 12:40:05 am

K-7th grade I was made fun of everyday of my life. My 5th day in kindergarten I had a kick me sign on my back. Every year up 7th grade I would at least have a fight in school and get suspended from school for a few days. 8th grade I was ether 13 or 14 and my dad died I took it hard after all he was almost like my life. he was more then a dad he was a friend. Some classmates tried console me but in my disgust of there comparison (grandma or grandpa) I just end up insulting them as they unknowingly did to me. I too had grandmas or grandpas pass a way but it seem like I mentally prepared for it. I can say having a direct family member die is so much harder and a bitter pill to swallow.... So many nights wasted.... crying.

I would call k-10 my darkest years.... 11-12th was grate and the first year of work was too but sadly it was just intermission to another type of hell....

I'm going to end it here after all most of the past seem to be here other then. I skipped something I said to someone that would make you think less of me when i was in 5th grade.

that really stinks bud. and I wouldn't think less of you but yeah it's probably not worth mentioning anyway

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ATARI

#15 December 13, 2012, 11:28:01 am

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i got in trouble once for saying the word "lesbian."

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Vellfire

#16 December 13, 2012, 02:03:08 pm

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Quote from: ATARI on December 13, 2012, 11:28:01 am

i got in trouble once for saying the word "lesbian."

it's really cool how our society treats words like this as swears.............NOT

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Warped655

#17 December 13, 2012, 03:19:57 pm

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remembered something:
I had 'guest speaker' for a high school health class in the form of a crazy anti-abortion lady. She said manipulative things and passed around a fake fetus. I actually fell for a few things only to later understand that she was completely full of shit.

I'm not living that far south am I? I'm surprised I had such coherent biology class and that we didn't go over creationism.

Also the worst teacher I've ever had (I've had good ones!) was a my High School C++ teacher. Her name was Mrs. Stiver or something. Every thing that came out of her mouth was one of two things (and rarely was it ever related to C++) she said something incredibly obvious and vapid or she said something facepalmingly false. I'm not exaggerating. The year before she apparently taught History as a permanent sub and that apparently made it so she stuck around to teach other shit she was not qualified to teach.

About 2 weeks in everyone in the class just used it as free computer gaming time because she stopped trying to teach C++ at all and just let us do whatever we wanted.

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ATARI

#18 December 13, 2012, 04:02:43 pm

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Quote from: Vellfire on December 13, 2012, 02:03:08 pm

it's really cool how our society treats words like this as swears.............NOT

its gaying ridiculous

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crone_lover720

#19 December 13, 2012, 04:30:48 pm

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The L Word

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jamie

#20 December 13, 2012, 04:50:19 pm

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well i thought i was pretty much over my stupidity as a rotten teen but last night in bed a flash memory of that time I tried to start a fight club up the skatepark with my friends (and we did actually fight each other a few times) made me cringe real good.

bad things happened to me sometimes, but they don't really make me feel bad anymore. it's all to do with bad things i done.

but mostly school was all right for me.

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