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that is creepy how i was able to basically make like the exact same post twice in a row
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SB I was just in Vancouver and now in Edmonton
damn son if you come back hit me mattgomery at g mail dot com. hope you're enjoying edmonton winter :)
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btw Whats Up Faust havent "seen" you in a long time ! ! !
also idgaf about post counts but i am partially blind and screw up the captcha like four times a post TY

Also sauerkraut/pickles you buy at a store kind of sucks, its usually too salty///boring + they don't even forment it right, they just use vinnegar and weird chemicals and stuff and doesnt have a bunch of cool little bugs inside that make it change over time///they might be good for you. if you make it yourself it is _Beyond Dope_  because you can put whatever you want in it. i put beets and herbs in mine and sometimes carrots and other things. and garlic. IT IS IMPORTANT YOU SLICE A CLOVE OF GARLIC IN because it will be so good. and it will be a deep purple with the beets.

its really easy to make just  chop and shred all your veggies, add some salt (however much you like) and CRuNCH THEM with most if not ALL of your might. the veggies will bleed juice and can put them in a jar. fil the jar up with filtered, salted water so the veggies are submerged. now you have to keep them under the water if they get up for air they will grow MOLDS which aren't that bad because you can just scrape them out  but they are kind of gross and people will come over and see mold on your jars and think you are gross too.

for keeping them under water i like to take a zip lock bag and fill it with the water you used to fill up the jar and plop it on top of the veggies. not in the fridge. now you just need to wait. if you see it bubbling that means you did it right!!! wait a week or two or three and devour it

if i can find a big jar somewhere today i will make baby eggplant pickles...truly fucked i know. ill telll u all how it goes
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i am completely inexperienced with pickled/fermented things. (i've never even eaten a pickle!) i think the only such thing i have ever had was pickled ginger, from sushi places. what exactly is the appeal of this process? what even is sauerkraut?? how would pickling work on human flesh??? i don't know anything.
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yes please eat a pickle (or make one)
they are a wonder

sauerkaut is pickled cabbage

if it were me i would pickle human flesh by covering it in salt and leaving it under my sink. i dont eat meat so my knowledge of meats is very low. but i think thats how it would work. but some meats like salami chorizo, pepperoni are all fermented so if you were to pickle a  human it would probably taste liek one of those maybe??

the appeal is (to me) the idea of a bunch of little microorganisms growing and making your food for you, so its like you can have a pet (or six million), a cool ecosystem,  and lunch at the same time WITHOUT FEELING BAD. and it's always different every time you make it. and its just downright tasty.
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pickled anything is good

and yeah i have made kimchi a few times. it's easy. i don't have any good kimchi stories though. mostly it just sat there.
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damn son if you come back hit me mattgomery at g mail dot com. hope you're enjoying edmonton winter :)
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Edmonton winter is savage! I was in Vancouver for the whole year cause I moved to Edmonton and hated it but now I'm just back to visit my aunt before taking off to Mexico tommorow. You're a hard man to track down haha ghastly fucklord is quite difficult to find suitable google results for.


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p.s: i ended up interviewing vintersorg about being a schoolteacher - http://noisey.vice.com/blog/a-conversation-with-vintersorg-a-black-metal-schoolteacher
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Edmonton winter is savage! I was in Vancouver for the whole year cause I moved to Edmonton and hated it but now I'm just back to visit my aunt before taking off to Mexico tommorow. You're a hard man to track down haha ghastly fucklord is quite difficult to find suitable google results for.


tell me what you are listening to at the moment


p.s: i ended up interviewing vintersorg about being a schoolteacher - http://noisey.vice.com/blog/a-conversation-with-vintersorg-a-black-metal-schoolteacher
A WHOLE YEAR HERE AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!! damn. yea i guess i dsappeared from the internet for a bit. mexico is pretty great. make sure to check out guadalajara//mexico df//hermosillo(my fav) if big ugly cities with neat people are your thing.
that interview is so dope

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yzdl4gtrSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEToKGfjlmM
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i worked at a pickle factory once. long story short i don't eat pickles anymore.
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also remember that pickling and fermentation were used as a way to preserve food long ago, that's where they started and why they started. Also people have been using fermentation for so long, it's one of the oldest things we've done, ever since we had alcohol.

So also if you've ever had a beer or wine, you've had fermented drink!!


I think pickles are definitely worth eating, but a lot of pickled or fermented foods I definitely don't like. I'm not a huge fan of anything vinegary or sour, although as I get older I do like it more and more, like I get oil and vinegar on my subs now which I never liked before, I like things with regular white vinegar or apple cider, but balsamic I do not enjoy, it smells way too strong and is just not at all appetizing to me.
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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i worked at a pickle factory once. long story short i don't eat pickles anymore.
can you tell us the most fucked up thing about it
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can you tell us the most fucked up thing about it
it wasn't necessarily anything fUcKeD uP or gross about it, but seeing the process of how they're made really turned me off on ever eating them again. seeing the cucumbers get dunked into these large, dirty plastic barrels. and then they're just left out in the sun and it has this awful sour smell and the brine looks like sewage. the entire factory also smelled like vomit. it was awful and really unappetizing.
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i think my main issue with it though was that the factory itself was just really grimy and dirty. you'd think food is prepared in some clean and sterile environment, but this factory looked like it was the kind of shit you'd see on tv about appalling work conditions in china. like i saw one of the plastic barrels the pickles were fermented in had black oil stains on it.
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A WHOLE YEAR HERE AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!! damn. yea i guess i dsappeared from the internet for a bit. mexico is pretty great. make sure to check out guadalajara//mexico df//hermosillo(my fav) if big ugly cities with neat people are your thing.
that interview is so dope

Heres my jams right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGooIqT2O5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yzdl4gtrSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEToKGfjlmM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxikmkwUd80




Sb's always got the jams. ya did you take a break from the internet? you disappeared off facebook i noticed. ill keep those cities in mind if i get a chance but i got a pretty busy schedule as is. you doing anymore travel anytime soon? also isnt east hastings crazy! cant believe such a pretty city would let a place like that exist.


relevant: I worked in a factory when I was younger for a while making pastries and christmas pies and the like. it was pretty gross. a lot of dirty people not wearing gloves touching fresh food. it was  a major brand too.
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Sb's always got the jams. ya did you take a break from the internet? you disappeared off facebook i noticed. ill keep those cities in mind if i get a chance but i got a pretty busy schedule as is. you doing anymore travel anytime soon? also isnt east hastings crazy! cant believe such a pretty city would let a place like that exist.


relevant: I worked in a factory when I was younger for a while making pastries and christmas pies and the like. it was pretty gross. a lot of dirty people not wearing gloves touching fresh food. it was  a major brand too.

i work ed in a dessert factory (In the heart of east hastings BTW, our back lot was facing an allyway and i saw all sorts of weird/horrible shit closing) which was the opposite as the ones you and fucked up wastoid describe. it was so clean and perfect  but the best part was i had huge sideburns at the time and i had to wear a beard net but the beard net didn't cover them at all, but the quality assurance guy made me wear it anyways. one thing tho, no matter how clean you are, you're gonna have tons of people SWEAT into your bread. this is really funny to me.

i'm travelling in may to see MARYLAND DEATHFEST. i think some cool people here live in maryland (Hundley??)? please post if you do. from there i plan on probably just checking out the east coast of canada until august where i will go to xXTheTruthXxs wedding if everything goes to plan (!!!!!!!!!!). after that i will either settle in an eastern province or try to get to south america again

where are you going in mexico???

im back on fb btw

i will be examining my pickles for black ooze now btw

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edit: pickled eggplant is good!!

i am completely inexperienced with pickled/fermented things. (i've never even eaten a pickle!) i think the only such thing i have ever had was pickled ginger, from sushi places. what exactly is the appeal of this process? what even is sauerkraut?? how would pickling work on human flesh??? i don't know anything.
please DON'T pickle human flesh but yes regular pickles are good. just try to get a normal pickle somewhere, they have em wherever but delis and restaurants usually have better quality.
So also if you've ever had a beer or wine, you've had fermented drink!!
I don't think it's quite the same. fermentation to me means you're eating a lot of bacteria or fungi and I'm not sure you get that with most beer or whiskey or whatever. also the first sodas like root beer used to get their carbonation via fermentation and they tasted a little more sour than we're used to.

there's also something about fermented food being a huge part of the human diet in the past, but people stopped liking them after sweets and processed foods became popular.
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Like kombucha tea. Natural effervescence from fermentation.
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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pickling flesh: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/pickled-pigs-feet-ii/
my favorite pickle company: https://twitter.com/GrillosPickles/status/269105112880914432/photo/1 (their website is down) (they are too expensive, generally, but one as an occasional snack is pretty great)
quick pickles: http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/05/how-to-quick-pickle-pickling-cucumbers.html

i am making some preserved lemons ATM so i will get back to you once those are popped & tagine'd

keep meaning to make kimchi but you need special red pepper for this. cucumber kimchi is probably my favorite

have you cured olives before?
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I kind of want to try making pickles now...
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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i work ed in a dessert factory (In the heart of east hastings BTW, our back lot was facing an allyway and i saw all sorts of weird/horrible shit closing) which was the opposite as the ones you and fucked up wastoid describe. it was so clean and perfect  but the best part was i had huge sideburns at the time and i had to wear a beard net but the beard net didn't cover them at all, but the quality assurance guy made me wear it anyways. one thing tho, no matter how clean you are, you're gonna have tons of people SWEAT into your bread. this is really funny to me.

i'm travelling in may to see MARYLAND DEATHFEST. i think some cool people here live in maryland (Hundley??)? please post if you do. from there i plan on probably just checking out the east coast of canada until august where i will go to xXTheTruthXxs wedding if everything goes to plan (!!!!!!!!!!). after that i will either settle in an eastern province or try to get to south america again

where are you going in mexico???

im back on fb btw

i will be examining my pickles for black ooze now btw

I had a similar experience when I had my lip pierced, they made me wear a beard net but then I had to quit cause it didn't cover it and I wasn't ready to take it out and become an adult yet (was only 19 leave me alone).

tell us about the fucked up things you saw in east hastings. for those who dont know it is the vancouver crackhead street.

The truth's wedding? We were talking about how he went from super conservative to liberal not long ago.


Would be really cool to travel through the eastern parts of Canada. I wanna go on a crazy native reserve

Just going to the easy parts of mexico cancun, tulum, playa del carmen, merida, isla mujeres etc cause we are meeting friends over there. then round america then iceland then moving to london.

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I had a similar experience when I had my lip pierced, they made me wear a beard net but then I had to quit cause it didn't cover it and I wasn't ready to take it out and become an adult yet (was only 19 leave me alone).

tell us about the fucked up things you saw in east hastings. for those who dont know it is the vancouver crackhead street.

The truth's wedding? We were talking about how he went from super conservative to liberal not long ago.


Would be really cool to travel through the eastern parts of Canada. I wanna go on a crazy native reserve

Just going to the easy parts of mexico cancun, tulum, playa del carmen, merida, isla mujeres etc cause we are meeting friends over there. then round america then iceland then moving to london.

i was holed up in peurto vallarta and i didn't like it.  i never went to any of those places but then again my idea of a good time travelling is hanging out on a beach sharing a bottle of wine with whoever wants to chat and riding in the back of a strangers pickup truck so there's that. i'm sure those places will be nice if you have money to get trashed and stay in a nice place (which at the time i didnt)
iceland sounds so dope

the most fucked up thing i saw was probably a dude beating his dog. i didn't like that.
another was when i forgot to close the gate and some guy thought our lot was a prime place to have a hooker go down on him. other times just dudes with needles hanging around.

once i saw a guy get clocked by a bus's rearview mirror. i think he died. the whole neighborhood was screaming and running up and down the streets. it was wild.

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have you cured olives before?
i wish, we don't have olives here. i met a girl who was trying to grow an olive tree on the island but that's about as close as i got to it. maybe one day......... *looks longingly into the distance

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Here are some recipes from a PA Dutch cookbook from the 60s (title: Pennsylvania Dutch Cook Book). The scale for some is pretty nuts, and they're vague in spots:

Apricot Wine
1 lb. dried apricots
4 qts. warm water
1/2 yeast cake
6 1/2 c. sugar
2 1/4 c. brown sugar
1 1/2 c. raisins
2 lemons, thinly sliced
2 oranges, thinly sliced
1 T ginger root, cut into pieces

Wash the apricots thoroughly and then dry them. Place in a large crock and pour on the warm water, reserving 1/2 cup of it in which to dissolve the yeast cake. Stir in the sugars, fruit, and ginger. Then add the dissolved yeast and mix well. Cover with top of the crock and let stand for thirty days, stirring the mixture every other day. After thirty days, strain the mixture and bottle.

Senfgurken (Ripe Cucumber Pickles)
12 large ripe cucumbers
1/2 c. coarse salt
4 1/2 c. water
6 c. sugar
1 qt. vinegar
2 T yellow mustard seed
1 T whole cloves
1 3" cinnamon stick

Wash and peel cucumbers; cut in halves, lengthwise, and remove seeds. Let stand for 12 hrs., or overnight in a brine made of the salt and water. Drain cucumbers. Bring sugar, vinegar, and spices (tied in a cheesecloth bag) to a boil and add cucumbers. Cook until cucumbers begin to look transparent but are still crisp. Fill sterilized jars with cucumbers, pour the hot sirup over them and seal. Makes about 3 quarts.

Cucumber-Olive Oil Pickle
23 medium-size cucumbers
1 qt. onions, thinly sliced
~1 c. coarse salt
1 c. olive oil
4 oz. black mustard seed
4 oz. white mustard seed
4 c. cider vinegar
2 c. water

Wipe and slice cucumbers very thin; arrange in layers with thinly sliced onions, sprinkling salt over layers. Let stand overnight. Drain well and put into sterilized jars. Mix together the olive oil, mustard seed, vinegar, and water; pour over cucumbers in each jar. Seal and let stand for 6 weeks. Makes about 6 pints.

Spiced Pickles
200 small cucumbers
2 oz. whole cloves
2 oz. stick cinnamon, broken
1 lb. sugar
2 oz. yellow mustard seed
1 c. salt
1 qt. cider vinegar

Scald the cucumbers in boiling water; drain. Mix together the cloves and cinnamon. Place a layer of cucumbers in a crock and sprinkle with the spice mixture; repeat until the crock is filled. Combine the sugar, mustard seed, salt, and vinegar and bring to boiling; cook about 5 min. Pour brine over cucumbers, filling the crock. (More brine may be needed, depending upon size of cucumbers.) Cover crock and let stand in a cold place.

Sadye's Dill Pickles
10 qts. water
2 c. salt
1 qt. vinegar
2 T peppercorns
5 stalks dill
1 1/2 pecks cucumbers

Make a solution of the first 4 ingredients and bring to boiling. Fill crock with cucumbers, placing dill between layers of cucumbers. Add the hot solution. One onion, sliced, or a clove of garlic may be added to the boiling liquid, if desired. (Do this. Also maybe add some hot peppers.) Cover crock and let stand in cool place several days before using. If preferred, cucumbers may be preserved in sealed jars.

Pickled Eggs and Red Beets
2 c. (~1 lb.) young beets
1/4 c. brown sugar
1/2 c. vinegar
1/2 c. cold water
1/2 t salt
small piece of stick cinnamon
3-4 whole cloves
6 hard-cooked eggs

Wash beets; cut off leaves and stems, leaving on about 1" of the root end. Cook until tender. Drain and skin. Boil together for 10 min. all remaining ingredients except the eggs. Let beets stand in this liquid for several days. Add whole, hard-cooked, shelled eggs to the liquid and let stand in refrigerator for 2 days.

Picalilli
4 pecks green tomatoes, chopped (about 32 qts., chopped)
2/3 c. salt
1 c. grated horse-radish
2 T ground cinnamon
2 T ground cloves
2 T allspice
2 T dry mustard
2 T pepper
4 c. firmly packed brown sugar
~3 qts. cider vinegar (to cover)

Sprinkle the salt over the chopped tomatoes and let stand overnight. In the morning, drain in colander. Add the horseradish and a mixture of the spices and sugar. Stir in the vinegar, bring to boiling, and cook for 20 min. Pour into sterilized jars and seal. Makes about 28 pints.

Pickled Red Cabbage
4 qts. finely shredded red cabbage
1/2 c. salt
2 qts. cider vinegar
2 c. sugar
1 T celery seed
1/2 t pepper
1/2 t mace
1/2 t allspice
1/2 t ground cinnamon

Sprinkle cabbage with salt. Set aside in a cool place for 30 hrs. Drain all moisture from cabbage. Mix all remaining ingredients and boil for 7 min. Pour over the cabbage. Put into stone jars, cover, and store in a cool place. Makes about 4 quarts.

Chow Chow
2 qts. green beans
1 large head cauliflower, separated into flowerets
3 c. shelled lima beans
3 c. fresh whole kernel corn
1 qt. onions, chopped
5 green peppers, chopped
2 qts. green tomatoes, chopped
3 qts. cider vinegar
4 c. sugar
1/2 c. salt
2 T celery seeds
2 T yellow mustard seeds
2 T dry mustard
1 T turmeric

Cut the beans into 1/2" pieces. Cook green beans, cauliflowerets, lima beans, and corn separately in boiling water until just tender. Drain. Mix the onions, peppers, and tomatoes with the cooked vegetables in a large heavy kettle. Bring the vinegar to boiling and stir in a mixture of the sugar, salt, celery seed, mustard seed, dry mustard, and turmeric. Pour vinegar mixture over vegetables, bring to boiling, and cook 20-25 min., or until thoroughly heated, stirring occasionally. Pour into sterilized jars and seal. Makes about 12 pints.

Spiced Peaches
7 lbs. peaches (~20 large ones)
1 qt. vinegar
1 t whole cloves
1 3" cinnamon stick, broken in pieces
1 t whole allspice
4 lbs. light brown sugar

Scald and peel peaches, leaving them whole. Tie spices in a bag and add to vinegar in a heavy sauce pot. Bring to boiling and stir in the sugar. Drop peaches, a few at a time, into spiced sirup and cook just until tender. Put peaches into sterilized jars, cover with hot sirup, and seal. Makes about 3 quarts.

Mincemeat
4 boiled calves' tongues
4 lbs. sugar
2 lbs. raisins
2 lbs. currants
1/2 lb. candied citron, finely cut
6 lbs. apples
1 T ground allspice
1 T ground cinnamon
1 T ground cloves
2 nutmegs, grated
2 1/2 lbs. suet, finely chopped
1/2 lb. candied orange peel, finely cut
1/2 lb. candied lemon peel, finely cut
1/2 lb. almonds, finely chopped
1 T salt
grated peel and juice of 4 oranges
grated peel and juice of 4 lemons
1 qt. brandy
2 qts. whiskey

Chop the calves' tongues very finely, add sugar, raisins, currants, and citron; mix together. Chop apples finely (do not mash) and add to calves' tongues. Add spices, suet, candied peels, almonds, and salt; mix thoroughly. Pour over this the fruit juices and peel, the brandy, and whiskey; mix together. Put mixture into a crock with a lid. Place a cloth over the top of the crock and put on lid. Put in cool place for 3 weeks. Then add more salt and spices if needed. Let stand at least 4 weeks before using. When using as filling for pies, bake between two pastry crusts.