Man, I'd hate to see what you'd think of the Americans after watching films like Hostel. Jesus christ.
Augggh... Hostel is the most boring piece of shit movie ever made and has no right to be labeled "horror." It has got no redeeming qualities at all whatsover, it's not shocking, it's not horrible, it's not gory, it's not a good movie. I was waiting and begging for all of the people in it being slaughtered and I nearly fell asleep watching it. Nearly 1 hour of the snore fest is spend watching b grade porn with just a bit of nudity and tons of bullshit. Out of all the hateable characters, my least favorite character ends up surviving with my favorite being the first to die!! Seriously, why was this movie even made? It fails on every singel level. My mother, and she's a person who gets scared off movies usually
LAUGHED AT THE EYEBALL MEETS BLOWTORCH SCENE!!! She laughed when the Kana girl's (Kana is chicken in Finnish. Which makes the fact that she was roasted that much more comical) eyeball was cut and yellow ooze flew everywhere. "Whoever made that surely doesn't know anything about human anotomy" she said and we both hated that the main idiot lost only few fingers and the villain is killed in horrible and bland fashion. Speaking of the villain, he blows.My top ten will come later since I want to show pretty screenshots.
EDIT BY BUNNYMIlk: YOU ARE LUCKY I AM IN A GOOD MOOD OR I WOULD HAVE ERASED fYOU FROM YTHE INTERNET FOR NOT USING SPOILERS. have a nice dayEdit by MISTER BIG T : For something being spoiled, that'd indicate someone would care of the said movie. And I don't think anyone would care about the outcome of Hostel and if they would, then it's a good thing I spoiled them and they do not have to sit through watching that movie.
