Topic: I've been killing animals since I was an infant and since then I've been killing innocent men with inventions, that I made in detention. Razor blades with indentions to cut through your shin splints! (Read 421 times)

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What is this from??? It is stuck in my head almost on the daily. 

It was a dark and stormy night when I jumped out of my mothers cunt, 
We were twins but I ate most of my brothers lunch
He had to die, I had to live
He was the good kid and me? Well I'm bad as shit. 

I know that first line gets quoted a lot WHAT IS THIS??
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chef/sludgelord probably knows. didn't he use the first sentence in his own story about some kinda katana avenger or something??? like ages x 69 ago.
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I thought that was steel or diggity/crispus attucks
 
I'm leaning more towards diggity though but I think steel used it in his superman story. The one where superman took a shit on his bed and it ate through his whole house, leading them to partake in a rap battle where I'm 99% sure "it was a dark and stormy night when I jumped out of your mothers cunt" was a lyric he used.

He could have just been referencing it though because I remember seeing that line several times when gw used to be funny as hell.
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that story and his forum roleplaying games were my fondest memories of this place. That man could really pull some shit together story-wise and had a knack for humor I've seldom seen since.
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I think it was Kazeuri
 
♫ it was a dark & stormy night when I jumped out my mother's cunt ♫
Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 03:47:38 am by esiann
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what's the topic title from. it sux

kazeuri sounds right. Killer Wolf had a different sort of katana revenge fantasy story or something
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what's the topic title from. it sux
 
The lyrics you dumb idiot. 
 
it was definitely a song, everything written was a reference to it. I'm not sure if it was a song by a GW member or not but I want to hear it again!

 
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Kazeuri's "Ring Around The Rosie", it featured Mc Fetus or Mc Vagina or something like that.
 
 
 
 
EDIT: I have it in my hard drive somewhere, let me see if I can get it for you.
Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 01:13:21 pm by fatty
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boy was I off, I remember that now
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hmmm https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17260357/kazesong.mp3 
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^got to me first, thanks
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Holy Shit I didn't know Kazeuri made such a bad ass song.
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