so it's doctor zhivago set in an unintelligible sci-fi mess. it's destructive sci-fi waste set in the ketchup and mustard  galaxy of the dumpster mythos. like a dumpster full of large brown and black plastic trash bags filled with ketchup, mustard, mayo, shredded lettuce and waste paper and some bags splitting open and oozing out and you're in there slopping around in squalor and you're soaked in waste

zones: comfort fire loading (no mention of ZONE in game or at least discreet)
 
DEMO: gameplay things with spinny X wipes inbetween like wmp visualization/other more musical visualizations

adventure game with a massive wiki-like pokedex of characters, players, beasts, and space mythology
 
 
Redshift
Swartzschild/swartzchild

detail pale blue skeleton with sunset beach background like qoo, hip bone for shoulder blades discreetly
 
[alien text transforms into normal]

frizzled hair
 
blue muted dark no lights, title lantern, streetlights etc
 
conversation: buzz, noiz, screen flashes different level, tv noise, tv face, enter level brown: smooth dub song: beeeeeeoooow high to low 
 
afternoon/sundown on a cloudy day with 80s beat eg The Morning Fog autumn brick wall. perspective, at angles
 
MONKEYU WITH TEETH
 
eartbound PACk followed by BARK
 
SCHWARTZCHILD

you come upon a pile of slimy bones.
search - you search the bones and find a pair of matching femur and tipyla.
open - you break through bone and marrow and find a RUBY <---rube is useless and remains in inventory for rest of game
*****useless rewards for stuff**** like a blue candy

Get back up the shaft in Facility 
method sent in by Dan Gardner
In the facility,in the bathroom, go into the stall right under the vent. Get on the toilet. Look all the way down using the aim button. Then, while doing all the previous, press and hold the left c button (left strafe). If you do it right, you'll get into the airshaft.

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so it's doctor zhivago set in an unintelligible sci-fi mess. it's destructive sci-fi waste set in the ketchup and mustard  galaxy of the dumpster mythos. like a dumpster full of large brown and black plastic trash bags filled with ketchup, mustard, mayo, shredded lettuce and waste paper and some bags splitting open and oozing out and you're in there slopping around in squalor and you're soaked in waste

Quote from: Elder Chips on April 23, 2016, 01:21:57 am

 

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so it's doctor zhivago set in an unintelligible sci-fi mess. it's destructive sci-fi waste set in the ketchup and mustard  galaxy of the dumpster mythos. like a dumpster full of large brown and black plastic trash bags filled with ketchup, mustard, mayo, shredded lettuce and waste paper and some bags splitting open and oozing out and you're in there slopping around in squalor and you're soaked in waste

i think i read the original post you made with this idea and it's been circulating in the things i wanted to make for years... when i was learning unity the first quick trashy jam game i wanted to spit out was gonna be Mustard King In Fast Food Zone

Ghost Wizards of Soccer. Your a trashy wizard who dukes it out with some other beer swilling loser sorcerer through manipulation of the physical world for fun. Basically it would be a combination of three games, an "athlete farm" sim where you keep your team, marketers, hangers-on etc. on a desolate medieval property and try and keep everything running smoothly (despite the players having constant stupid bickering fights and clownish problems (I hate the cow. Im out of ice. I have to shit.)), a tiny roguelike where you send one of your players down into the Hole Cave outside of your hamlet to find secrets gold and gems and trophies/incapacitate monsters and kidnap them back to your team's compound to possess/brainwash/train, and, finally, the meaty football portion, where you rapidly summon - and possess to control more finely - your goblins and gelatinous cubes and shit to dink around the grassy field and get into fights and maybe poke the ball towards a goal. Every monster is unique in mostly superficial ways, with slight stat variations and temperaments, plus likes and dislikes. Players die CONSTANTLY so you need hundreds of them to make it through a game. There is no time to train them. The game implies that all your monsters have only a tiny fraction of their potential strength but it is impossible to make them achieve this. You will always need to be going into Hole Cave, grabbing shitloads of weak ass monkeys, and dumping them on the field of snakes and pigs. There is even a messily-explode-style self-destruct right on the GUI next to all the other big blocky toggles for various behaviors you want the currently selected player to perform. You can only game over if all of your probes die, it's really easy to avoid, as you can always run and grab a handful of kobolds or an eel or bum. You would collect flowers from the Hole Cave and from other wizard's properties, which you gain access to when you beat them, and you would put the flowers all over your townlet to design it. Dead monsters would remain on the battlefield and bleed into the ground, but after every fight the corpses and gibs are collected by like a bowling ball pin collector and fed to the winner's army.

I was talking with vellfire about clicker games and I think it would be nice if you'd generate random bones by clicking, then you would assemble skeletons from the bones and also you'd be able to use the bones to construct houses and tools and basically run a society