NARUTO: Hmm how will I defeat this boulder?
FLASHBACK
Jiriyama: Naruto I will teach you this NINJA BOULDRE BREAKING TECHNIQUE
Naruto: Damn, I am ATTACKING NINJA not BOULDER NINJA, teach me something useful
Jiriyama: but this will be VITAL
Naruto: I am generic male anime lead so I don't need your advice
Jiriyama: Ughgh
Sakura: Naruto don't you have a BOULDER REMOVAL TECHNIQUE?
Naruto: Damn

Kakeshi: My Eye thingy won't work on something without eyes
Gai: THIS BOULDER ABSORBS CHAKRA
Naruto: Damn