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Guys, I went temporarily insane and decided to submit this thread to Digg.

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Guys, I went temporarily insane and submitted this thread to Digg.

If you want to vote it up, go here: http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Tonnes_of_Recipes_Mexican_Food_Beef_Beer_Vegan_Muffins_and_More
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I dont know if you guys are interested in more mexican food recipies.  I can keep posting if you want it.
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microwave burrito

ingredients
burrito
microwave
bicycle helmet

procedure
take burrito out of freezer
read back of package carefully, noting the recommended amount of time for which to leave burrito in microwave
approach microwave
don helmet
open microwave door
put burrito into microwave
close microwave door
set microwave for previously noted time
press start
duck in cover in case of explosion
when microwave beeps/chimes/whatever approach with great caution
open microwave door
remove burrito with tongs purchase for 19.99 at my website
partake
remove helmet



Yeah Wyrm, honey is healthier than syrup but Organic syrup is pretty ace.  I don't eat honey though (ethical reasons don't wanna get into it).

i want you to get into it.  please do.
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Umm... It would be good if it was at least edible :P.
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crap i ate the burrito with the helmet on i skiped that.... shit is it ok? i mean am i going to die?
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I dont know if you guys are interested in more mexican food recipies.  I can keep posting if you want it.
Sure, I love mexican food. Keep them coming!  :nyd:
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This stuff is meat.

CARNITAS

Ingredients:
1 1/2 kg (3.3 lbs.) of assorted pork cuts
1 cup of milk
1/2 onion
1 orange skin
any of the following spices: parsley, cilantro, epazote, mint or oregano
lard
salt and pepper
Procedure:
Fry the meat with onion. When golden brown, take out the onion, and add milk, spices and the pieces of orange skin. Lower the flame and let cook for an hour and a half. Drain the meat.

Add salt and pepper. Serve with the hot tortillas and guacamole.



TAMPICAN BEEF


(Carne Tampiqueña)

Ingredients:

6 thin strips of sirloin
2 chili anchos
1 small tomato
1 clove of garlic
1/2 onion
6 pieces of queso asadero
6 tortillas
2 avocados
1 onion
6 limes
4 tablespoons of oil
salt

Procedure:
Toast, hollow out and soak the chilis. Liquify them with the tomato, garlic, onion and salt. Fry until the flavor peaks.

Put lime and salt on the meat. Grill it, or barbecue it, preferably over a high flame.

Grill the cheese very quickly, taking care that it doesn't burn.

On each plate, place a strip of meat, a piece of the grilled cheese, a tortilla dipped in the salsa and folded over, a half lime, guacamole and slices of onion. Serve with hot tortillas and beans.




TINGA


Ingredients:
1 kg of pork back
200 g (7 oz.) of longaniza (long sausage)
5 tomatoes
3 potatoes
1 1/2 onions
2 cloves of garlic
2 soup spoons
chipotle chili in vinegar, finely chopped
any of the following spices: parsley, cilantro, epazote, mint or oregano
oil
salt 2 avocados chopped lettuce
Procedure:
Cook the meat, half an onion and two garlic cloves. Once cooked, let the meat cool and pick off any remaining hairs.

Toast the tomatoes, peel them and chop them.

Peel the potatoes, cut them in small pieces and cook them.

Fry the long pork sausage, remove from heat and then fry the other half of the onion and the meat in the same grease. Add the tomato, the potatoes, and the chili.

Put the sausage back in the pan. Add vinegar, spices (parsley, cilantro, epazote, mint or oregano) and salt. Let cook until slightly dry.

Put everything on a plate. Garnish with sliced onion, pieces of avocado and lettuce. (Often served on tostadas.)
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I wish I could really contribute to this thread, because I LOVE cooking! But, I don't really follow recipes when I cook, I just make shit from my head. I can contribute some cooking tips for various things though.
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I wish I could really contribute to this thread, because I LOVE cooking! But, I don't really follow recipes when I cook, I just make shit from my head. I can contribute some cooking tips for various things though.
Do it!
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I wish I could really contribute to this thread, because I LOVE cooking! But, I don't really follow recipes when I cook, I just make shit from my head. I can contribute some cooking tips for various things though.
I'm the same way. I just throw seemingly random things into the pot. Friends get nervous when they see me cook, but they're almost always pleasantly surprised once they actually taste what I've prepared.
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I'm the same way. I just throw seemingly random things into the pot. Friends get nervous when they see me cook, but they're almost always pleasantly surprised once they actually taste what I've prepared.
Yeah I do this, however I'm a bit more methodical when it comes to seasonings and what goes with what, but generally I only have leftovers and cream of whatever soup and some whacky ass vegetables and rice to work with so I really have to wing it.
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OK man I just had this this morning and jesus fucking christ. I'm in love.

Super Sexy Velveeta Chili Dogs
-Make some hotdogs.
-Make this following recipe: http://www.hormel.com/kitchen/recipe.asp?id=3520
-Put Velveeta Chili Cheese Dip over Hotdogs.
-Put Bacon bits and diced onion over Chili Dogs.
-Eat.
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I made some pretty OK ***tamales de puerco*** with the following:

Eat sweet corn (I know it's wrong Adolph! But forgive us, it's all we Americanos have). Keep husks, wash, clean off silk. Put on a table and move to a climate with zero humidity ( like here in Montana :D ). Otherwise I suppose you could put it out in the sun to dry.
After a few days, your husks should be pretty dehydrated enough. Soak them in hot water for at least an hour so they'll be pliable.
Get about a pound of pork, slap it into a saucepan with some diced onion, garlic, a bay leaf or two, and a few peppercorns. Boil, and simmer for about an hour or until cooked. Drain all the broth, except for reserving 1 1/4 cup for the instant corn masa flour you'll make the tamales with. Shred the pork with forks, and mix about 1/4 cup of enchilada sauce (roughly half a can) into the pork, so it's all nice and flavorful. You can supposedly let it sit overnight to bring out the flavor, but I didn't bother.
So mix about 2 cups masa with some lard, oil, or vegetable shortening (1/4 cup I think), 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 tsp. salt, and the pork broth. Knead the dough until it's all dough-y.
This is why it sucks to have sweet corn as opposed to authentic Mexican field corn: every tamale will most likely need at least 2-3 husks so you can wrap it all nice. So take the husks, pat them dry with a paper towel, put them down slightly overlapping each other, slap about 1 tablespoon of dough onto the husk near the non-pointy, open end, with a little space from the edge so it doesn't pop out. Spoon some of the pork filling into the middle of the circle (it helps to have a bit of an indentation), and cap it with some more tamale dough. Wrap the husks around the tamale, fold the pointy end over to seal up the bottom, and I like to use strips of husk to tie them all neat. Place in a steamer, where it'll cook, open end facing up.
So once you have all the tamales made up, steam them for about an hour or until they can peel away from the husk cleanly.
You can top the tamale with the extra enchilada sauce, or as I discovered this morning, Velveeta Cheese Dip (velveeta cheese + Ro Tel Tomatoes w/ green chilis) also makes an awesome topping.

So that's all just from my memory of doing it yesterday, hope I didn't forget anything.

P.S. Supposedly you can use aluminum foil in lieu of corn husks, but that would just be....not flavorful. :(

Oh, store extras in tin foil in the refrigerator (they'll last about 3-4 days), and heat them up again by steaming them again, in the oven, or wrapping them in wax paper and microwaving.
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So you just stopped posting stuff here? I was waiting for some chinesse food and asiatic good looking stuff, or maybe good brownies recipes, What happend?

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(I know it's wrong Adolph! But forgive us, it's all we Americanos have).

Actually those variatons on the origina recipe are the best, I havent try your recipe but i will for sure.
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Gaming World Recipe Thread


This is the Gaming World Recipe Thread!  We have had these in the past.  Basically, just post your favorite recipes or recipes that you created.  They can be anything from snacks, to actual meals, to desserts!  YUMM!



Vegan Blueberry Muffins

  • 3/4 cup whole wheat pastry flour (I had regular whole wheat flour, not

pastry so I just used that)
  • 3/4 unbleached white flour
  • 1/2 cup cornmeal
  • 1 Tbsp. baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp. sea salt
  • Egg Replacer equivalent to one egg (I used 1 Tbsp. Flaxseed and 3

Tbsp. of water)
  • 1 cup non-dairy milk
  • 1/3 cup maple syrup
  • 1 cup fresh or frozen blueberries

Preheat oven to 350F



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They look nice Doktormartini, but what is non-dairy milk and what can I use instead of maple syrup and flaxseed?
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BASIC MACARONI AND CHEESE
Very basic Macaroni and Cheese recipe, for those of you who don't know how to make it.

Ingredients:
1 1/2lb of pasta (macaroni, shells, etc.)
2 Tbsp of all-purpose flour
3 cups of grated sharp cheddar cheese (you can mix and use different cheeses if you like)
1/2 stick of butter
1 cup of milk
Salt
Pepper


Start by salting and cooking your pasta. It shouldn't be too difficult to cook pasta, just follow the instructions on the box. Once the pasta is cooked, place it in a casserole plate. In a decently sized pot, melt your stick of butter. Once butter is completely melted, whisk in the flour. Once the flour is thoroughly mixed in with the butter, add the milk. Whisk together the ingredients until smooth. When mixture is smooth, put in 2 cups of your cheese into the pot, then whisk together until the cheese is completely melted, then add a pinch of salt and pepper. The sauce should be somewhat thick and smooth. Once everything is mixed in, pour cheese sauce over the pasta in the casserole plate. Then sprinkle the remaining 1 cup of cheese on the top of the casserole.

Pre-heat the oven to 375*F, then bake the macaroni casserole for 25 minutes.

And there we go, a basic macaroni and cheese recipe.
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nice nice, i never tasted home made macarroni and cheese i will dinner that tonite... thank you
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man whenever I'm hungry at night it's always for mexican food so now I really want to try these. also

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this is reminding me of my old highschool's baked macaroni and cheese which was actually really good. I don't think it was cheddar cheese though
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They look nice Doktormartini, but what is non-dairy milk and what can I use instead of maple syrup and flaxseed?
non dairy milk is stuff like soymilk, rice milk, hemp milk, almond milk, any nut milk, any seed milk...etc

For Maple Syrup I'm not sure probably honey (I don't eat honey) or Agave Nectar or something.

And for flaxseed since I used it as an egg substitute you can look at other egg substitutes here:
http://www.pioneerthinking.com/eggsub.html
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