I have a fauxhawk of sorts (it would probably be more accurate to describe it as a 'frohawk'), though I'm fairly certain that I'm about to start over with something new. One of the more annoying things about being on a campus of this size (~350 students) is that individuals are assimilated at a rather expedited rate, as evidenced by the outbreak of mohawks and fauxhawks within the last month or so. I distinctly remember being one of two people with that hairstyle before this. Oh well, individuality, like all jokes, shouldn't be taken too seriously anyway.
I'm considering the possibilty of dreadlocks now, though I'm not entirely sold on whether or not I'd look like a cunt with them or not. Only a precious few manage to avoid that. Other than that, I'm pretty conflicted. Wearing my hair short is interminably dull, and I've never been partial to rocking an afro. And, finally, I'm still not convinced that any black male should ever,
ever straighten their hair. In my experience, black hair just seems to be too coarse and tightly coiled to suspend this state for very long. This may not stop me from trying again.