Topic: Canadian robber made theft art (Read 928 times)

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This guy is pretty damn awesome (apart from the whole immorality of theft). It's as if his story came straight from a movie, it's pretty interesting.  Especially how easy he (or the article) makes it seem it is to actually perform something like this and steal a shitload of cash -- becuase he sure did it a lot.
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Mr. Oliphant... Crown... The Koechert Pearl Diamond... The Boss, who also funds terrorism...

Are you sure this shit is real?
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Catch Me If You Can part 2
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Absolutely fantastic.

We need more people like this. Criminal's are perfectly acceptable when they're class at it.
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Ah, forgot to paste the link.

Source: http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=2724909f-c79b-4c44-8c8a-a7da43eec1b1&k=19782
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man Canada has a website?

wait.... Canada has crime?
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Ahh, that sounds so cool. Sophisticated crime is fun to read about!
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@Lars: The "Crown" is the government employed prosecution. Every lawyer who works for the federal (or even provincial) government directly is called a "crown" attorney.
Absolutely fantastic.

We need more people like this. Criminal's are perfectly acceptable when they're class at it.

Ugh, fuck that. Just because he has night vision and a cool suit doesn't mean he isn't a dickface. All crime, and especially large scale crime, has a serious impact on the community in which it was committed. It's fun to read about, but he's still breaking the law. Every successful crime means tightened security at banks and shit, which means that there is more red tape for EVERY OTHER PERSON to cut through before they get want they want. "Yeah but he is showing them how they can be breached!" Yeah, great, except he already did it and if he hadn't it wouldn't have been a problem until the next mastermind came along and "showed them how to stop it in the future!", which again wouldn't be a problem if he didn't do it, et cetera ad infinitum. The guy's boss was funding terrorism with the money he stole, for Christ's sake, how is that not bad, ever?

It's fun to read about because it's so ridiculous, but don't say we need "more people like this" (because that's stupid).
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The 35-year-old was sentenced to eight years in prison under an agreement between Crown and defence lawyers. He could have faced a maximum sentence of 164 years in jail.
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Kaempfer I think that was sarcasm? I'm not sure though!

I know theft is wrong and all but this sounds like Ocean's 14. The government would do well to hire him for work on our side, as he's obviously some sort of prodigy/genius.
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Kaempfer I think that was sarcasm? I'm not sure though!

It wasn't sarcasm, I don't like people idolizing criminals, is all. It was the whole "more like this" er cetera.

I guess it makes sense to hire him or something, but they shouldn't pay him "a million dollars a year" or whatever. Rewarding criminals for being good at breaking the law is pretty stupid, wouldn't you agree? Give him a regular job if you want, I doubt he'll be able to resist committing high-profile crimes for long!
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I meant it seemed like Cheshire cat was being sarcastic. I dunno...

Yeah, I agree on that, but since his plans are so complex he probably pulls them off not as much for the money but for the thrill, the execution, etc.
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I guess it makes sense to hire him or something, but they shouldn't pay him "a million dollars a year" or whatever. Rewarding criminals for being good at breaking the law is pretty stupid, wouldn't you agree? Give him a regular job if you want, I doubt he'll be able to resist committing high-profile crimes for long!
Umm not really, in fact it would be REALLY SMART because not only would you have an excellent criminal out of the way but he is actually helping make security much better. Privateers were basically pirates hired by the government, a lot of people building firewalls were once hackers. Paying people who are talented in their respective fields is a pretty common thing.
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Every successful crime means tightened security at banks and shit, which means that there is more red tape for EVERY OTHER PERSON to cut through before they get want they want. "Yeah but he is showing them how they can be breached!" Yeah, great, except he already did it and if he hadn't it wouldn't have been a problem until the next mastermind came along and "showed them how to stop it in the future!", which again wouldn't be a problem if he didn't do it, et cetera ad infinitum.

Sorry but this is pretty dumb. If everything went your way, no one would commit a crime in the first place and there would be no need for security, but hey, guess what, we don't live in a world like that, and we need to seal up any easily breached areas in security. (Unless you were setting that up as purely hypothetical?)
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That's what I was thinking. This is freaking AWESOME. Incredible, really.
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Sorry but this is pretty dumb. If everything went your way, no one would commit a crime in the first place and there would be no need for security, but hey, guess what, we don't live in a world like that, and we need to seal up any easily breached areas in security. (Unless you were setting that up as purely hypothetical?)

you can't justify breaking a security measure to steal etc with "well i'm doing it good, they wouldn't know about this weakness if i didn't do it," that's just looking on the bright side.

theives aren't 'good' because they force developments in security systems as the security systems are designed to keep theives out!

if you see a house unlocked and vacant you're not justified in robbing the place to teach the owners a lesson
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Thanks for springing to my defense, but i wouldn't say sarcastic.

Exageration maybe. Obviously i don't hold with this kind of thing, but you cant deny it makes a welcome change from '3 ladz hav put a digger thru the side of a garage and nicked all da snickers'. It's the style and the far fetched ways of his crimes that make it so thrilling to read about, it's the stuff of fiction.

Whilst i don't encourage it, i wont deny that it makes a class read.
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I like how a Wal-Mart employee foiled his racket.

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you can't justify breaking a security measure to steal etc with "well i'm doing it good, they wouldn't know about this weakness if i didn't do it," that's just looking on the bright side.

theives aren't 'good' because they force developments in security systems as the security systems are designed to keep theives out!

if you see a house unlocked and vacant you're not justified in robbing the place to teach the owners a lesson

I wasn't JUSTIFYING it, in fact, never did I say it was good (just that it was incredibly cool/creative, but completely immoral). And what I'm saying is that even though it isn't RIGHT to go into that unlocked house, and wouldn't do it personally, these people DO exist regardless, and you can't change that so it's always good to learn from our mistakes and create better security measures to prevent it from the future.  By creating tougher security measures you're pretty much limiting the amount of people that do get through as they wouldn't be able to think of a more advanced way to break through, and continuously raising the bar.
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Well, Im pretty sure most people are complementing his skill rather than the crime, which is what Im going to do.

This was amazing. I wish I had mad skillz like him.

But yeah he used them for crime so yeah bad no no.
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