Weird Tree-man, uoehhoehoohewww (Read 2581 times)

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One time when I was young I had a nightmare that someone had a wart and it grew tendrils. One of the tendrils burst and the house filled up with blood. Warts have really really grossed me out ever since, and this thing really creeps me out:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/wtree114.xml

EDIT: watch the videos  :blarg:
Last Edit: November 16, 2007, 11:44:59 am by climbtree
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Man, he looks like some kind of wood golem. For some reason I got the distinct image of running through the woods covered in moss with like squirrels and birds around him.
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Oh, dude, weiiiiiird.
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Wow. Just....wow.
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Yeah, we're having (or had) one of those one hour specials MY AMAZING BODY shows with this guy.

I didn't/won't watch it tho cos I never watch those things.
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Jesus christ.
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Poor guy, that's very unfortunate for him. Obviously let's hope they're able to help him out and live the remainder of his life (relatively) normally.
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...wow. That is pretty amazing, actually. Wow!

EDIT: A link to another article on the same page just got a LOLWUT from me: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml
Last Edit: November 16, 2007, 02:41:35 pm by Christophomicus
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How the fuck did he put that shirt on?
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God, this is terrifying. He is like something out of anime! It is really freaky thinking that one day you could just grow roots.

Christo, I saw that too. It was pretty hilarious. Some woman walked in on him having sex with a bike and he said "What do you want, hen?" and then continued having sex with the bike. It sounds like a sketch comedy act.

Kassey, maybe he NEVER TOOK IT OFF!
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christ wow. I thought it might be papillomavirus, a different strand of the virus in rabbits led to the legend of the Jackalope http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope


here is the entire "my shocking stort" series by the way http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/myshockingstory/sleepsex/index.shtml
Last Edit: November 16, 2007, 07:11:18 pm by Render
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He's a better man then me, if that was me I'd probably light myself on fire.

That makes my skin feel uncomfortable and gross just looking at it.
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I had seen that disease during class. It's not that rare, really.

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I've never seen a person like that or even heard about a person like that.

I wonder if he'd be allowed to box
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I've never seen a person like that or even heard about a person like that.

I wonder if he'd be allowed to box
Didn't you claim to have this disease once
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If this baffles medical experts, than why are they called medical experts?

just a thought...
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If this baffles medical experts, than why are they called medical experts?

just a thought...

Oh, I don't know...maybe because it's impossible for them to know about every virus/disease/mutation out there.
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Didn't you claim to have this disease once

actually, according to cannon, i had been a plant all along and that cancelled out my downsyndrome  :cool:

somebody gave me the link because of those claims though
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wow, this is really... well, it's kinda cool, actually. he looks like a tree. like someone said before, he looks like he's from an anime or something (thinking Yu Yu Hakusho...) :O but yeah. i mean, it's sad too. he must be a really brave person; i can't imagine living like that. woooow~ :O
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