Nobody says "honest to blog," "cavalier," and "wizard." I understand she's a teenager and yeah, teens have their own lingo, but they could have made it more realistic.

Also Sarhan most people I know that are different from stereotypes have their own lingo which is extremely area-based. Like even between two neighbouring schools the lingo would be different, in the different part of the city there'd almost be a different language! So I think you're pretty wrong cowboy!

i saw this movie with the expectation that everybody loves it.  it is weak and is highly overrated.  at BEST i would give this movie a 5/10. 

the name drops became annoying. it constantly focuses on making "hip" teens feel cool because they know of the current or have heard of semi-past pop culture.  the characters were, for the most part, the same. everyone was witty. most of the jokes were forced. its great if you are early teens and want to quote something in front of your friends to sound funny- otherwise the dialog was absolutely atrocious. the indie girl with guitar image was boring - likewise the "original" music.

for example the hamburger phone; why does she insist you know she has a hamburger phone - she criticizes everyone when they pay attention even after shes been crying for attention. she stuffs her face, wrappers cluttered around her, questioning everyone why they stare at her - despite the fact she is eating in the trophy case with her belly intentionally showing.

it definitely should not be ranked 129 in the greatest movies of all time. the story can be summed up in a minute, hell, watch the trailer and you won't need to see this movie. everything was predictable.  if you are 11-15 years old and you like to watch two hours of its irresponsible american teens thinking they are clever without actually portraying cleverness, then you might like this movie.

neglecting the impact/consequences of teenage pregnancy, childbirth and the surrender of newborn children once again. its okay to get pregnant at age 16, and it can be (uneventfully) funny too.

Fake cutesy is the perfect soundtrack for the fake cutesy Juno. It's like spending an hour-and-a-half with some sort of artificial intelligence device that has the ability to perfectly articulate emotions that nobody ever actually feels. It's well-spoken, hyper-wordy, and a fraud.

Maybe Juno is supposed to be some sort of fantasy. If it is, I don't get it. I don't know why anybody would fill up these kids with all these words just to make them sound like bad 40-something pop-culture book writers and commentators on shitty E! programs. I also don't understand why anyone would want so many characters to talk the same way, all like a bad screenwriter, who is way too in love with her own writing. And I don't get why everyone in the movie is so fucking impressed with Page when she'd be almost unbearable to be around for more than 15 minutes. I think I have an idea, though: because writer/stripper Diablo Cody is that pleased with herself, and that into showing off. It ain't her boobs this time, but it's as synthetic as most strippers'.

Ellen Page got on my nerves and I found the movie very boring. I couldn't wait for it to end, I went because I had heard good things. A lot of people seem to like it, so it's probably just me!

Ellen Page got on my nerves and I found the movie very boring. I couldn't wait for it to end, I went because I had heard good things. A lot of people seem to like it, so it's probably just me!