Topic: Bicycle Sex (Read 2793 times)

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How embarrasing would this be?

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Alright that's pretty fucked up but ILLEGAL?

If the guy wants to fuck his bike let him, who is it hurting?
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This is pretty stupid. I mean it is weird to do something like that, but three years on probation and a sex offender? Now that is flat out hypocritical.
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Atleast it's a bicycle and not a little boy or something, but I guess it's always the bicycle that gets you caught and not the little boys.
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I've seen this already I don't remember where

Why are bicycle lovers so stigmatized after all??
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I've seen this already I don't remember where

I have the same feeling too.

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Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

I don't remember this though. What the fuck? They just ruined the man's life by putting him on the black list for getting off on a bike? How is that justice...
Last Edit: December 02, 2007, 05:10:40 pm by Chainer
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I've seen this already I don't remember where

Why are bicycle lovers so stigmatized after all??
probably two weeks ago when this story wasn't old
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Wow. I'm impressed that he even found a way to do it.
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probably two weeks ago when this story wasn't old

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I don't get it. They barge in on his room and see him in his room having sex with a bike? How is it this guys fault?
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I just don't understand how this was illegal....was he doing it in the public view?  Was the bike considered a minor?  Did the bike not offer consent to the act, or something?  Were the cleaners underage males he specifically called over to watch him, but decided not to answer the door?  How is this much worse than if they just walked in him masturbating?

Well, at least he will live on as a legend...
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Maybe it's because he didn't stop when the cleaners came in. He just kept going. I mean, if it was you or me fucking that bike (that's likely) then you'd prolly stop and go shit shit and cover your family jewels.
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I have the same feeling too.
Ya, I posted it in the tree-man topic because it was on the same page.

This is a pretty hilarious article, but it's ridiculous he gets that much punishment for it.
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so im a little confused-- bikes arent very HUMPABLE, so was he just having sex AT the bike?
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Yeah seriously. There's no holes for fornication unless he was just letting his dick flop against the spokes and that's really not sex......
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What the hell!? Maybe to you it isn't... but to the rest of us...
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Here's a photo of the poor fella:

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This is rape. The man is having sex against the bicycle's will.
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I, for one, am glad the law is finally doing something about these sick freaks. For too long they've played out their sick fantasies on innocent bicycles and other vehicles. These vehiclesexuals need to be locked up to keep the rest of society safe as well as our property (ever wonder where your missing bike went to? Yeah.)
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What the... how the... I'm speechless.

Who called the police!?