Topic: Bicycle Sex (Read 2793 times)

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actually i read another article that said he did it for like a minute in front of the maids and told them to come over or something. that probably warrants being registered as a sex offender.
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I, for one, am glad the law is finally doing something about these sick freaks. For too long they've played out their sick fantasies on innocent bicycles and other vehicles. These vehiclesexuals need to be locked up to keep the rest of society safe as well as our property (ever wonder where your missing bike went to? Yeah.)

This is a very ignorant statement.  You're born vehiclesexual, it's not a choice.  It's people like you that make me vote democrat.
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hmm yeah i was thinking abotu that-- maybe the issue was that he sexually harrassdsad the maids.

This is a very ignorant statement.  You're born vehiclesexual, it's not a choice.  It's people like you that make me vote democrat.

sweet veiled statement brah
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This is a very ignorant statement.  You're born vehiclesexual, it's not a choice.  It's people like you that make me vote democrat.

Born with it? niggah please! Even if you are born with it. It is your obligation to keep it undercontrol.

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Well, that was a waste of time.

Clearly, this guy was a huge threat to society.

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I don't want him touching my bicycle.
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actually i read another article that said he did it for like a minute in front of the maids and told them to come over or something. that probably warrants being registered as a sex offender.

This would make a lot more sense.
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actually i read another article that said he did it for like a minute in front of the maids and told them to come over or something. that probably warrants being registered as a sex offender.
how, dude?  like, he was in his room (or what was, at the time, his room), so there's no real grounds for saying he was offending or harassing anyone i don't think.  that makes it slightly less fucked up, but it's still fucked up to label someone as a sex offender for saying HEH HEY BABY COME ON OVER when they forcefully enter his room without his consent while he's having sex!  sure, he was having sex with a bike and not a person, but i don't really think that should have any bearing on anything.  it's not illegal to fuck a bike, so he really might as well have been masturbating.  like, aside from that being a pretty lightweight comment, i don't really see how they can justify forcing him to register as a sex offender for saying something sleazy and not stopping when someone burst into his room without permission while he was having sex.  if i was having sex in a hotel and someone entered my room, and i didn't stop and said something dumb like COME ON IN BABY... THE WATER'S FINE, would i be a sex offender too?


anyway this is dumb/silly and who cares, but honestly, it is going overboard to even do a goddamn thing about this besides maybe say "hey please don't do that in our fucking hostel buddy," let alone label him as a sex offender over something so benign and insignificant.  that's not a label anyone takes lightly, and not only is it humiliating to have and to have to tell people about, but most people probably won't look at him with any less fright/contempt when he tries to explain how he doesn't technically deserve the title and isn't some kind of crazy pedophile.  i feel kind of bad for him!
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like, aside from that being a pretty lightweight comment, i don't really see how they can justify forcing him to register as a sex offender for saying something sleazy and not stopping when someone burst into his room without permission while he was having sex.  if i was having sex in a hotel and someone entered my room, and i didn't stop and said something dumb like COME ON IN BABY... THE WATER'S FINE, would i be a sex offender too?

No, probably not, but that is sexual harassment.
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No, probably not, but that is sexual harassment.

uh, sexual harassment is largely dependent upon the context in which it occurs.  it's dumb and incredibly narrow-minded to say that simply because something would be considered harassment if you said it to a random co-worker or a passing woman on the street, it's harassment in any other situation, especially when you know absolutely nothing about the tone or manner in which it was said.  basically i am saying that only an idiot would look at this and consider it a genuine case of sexual harassment, both in intent and execution.
Last Edit: December 03, 2007, 06:56:36 am by bazookatooth
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uh, sexual harassment is largely dependent upon the context in which it occurs.  it's dumb and incredibly narrow-minded to say that simply because something would be considered harassment if you said it to a random co-worker or a passing woman on the street, it's harassment in any other situation, especially when you know absolutely nothing about the tone or manner in which it was said.  basically i am saying that only an idiot would look at this and consider it a genuine case of sexual harassment, both in intent and execution.

I get that, but in the example you provided you said "someone", I was assuming it was some random girl, in which case it would most likely be sexual harassment.

Unless if the girl was totally into it but thats not very likely. It also largely depends on how the woman in question takes how you say it, etc. I was just saying most likely though. I understand the ramifications of how it could/couldn't be sexual harassment!

In this guy's case however, I do find it outrageous he is classified as a sexual offender. Thats a bit...weird. And life ruining.
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I've seen this already I don't remember where

Why are bicycle lovers so stigmatized after all??


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I've seen this already I don't remember where

Why are bicycle lovers so stigmatized after all??

From here ?
http://secure.leasticoulddo.com/store/product.php?productid=16160&cat=0&page=1

The webcomic have that joke once (and thus, they make that shirt), and although I am not sure, I think that was before this incident (and the writer also used to put this story on his comments I.. think.)
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Probably on the DarwinAwards site.

From here ?
http://secure.leasticoulddo.com/store/product.php?productid=16160&cat=0&page=1

The webcomic have that joke once (and thus, they make that shirt), and although I am not sure, I think that was before this incident (and the writer also used to put this story on his comments I.. think.)


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Remember that he was sentenced three years on probation. He was not sentenced to three years in prison. Probation only means that he has to behave well to not end up in prison. He has done this severall times before and he was making loud noises in a hotel probably at night. He has also got severall complaints from milk delivers who have seen him doing the act. Therefoere I don't think it was that bad and there's a lot of worse cases.
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