dvd player + a shitload of bad rpg's.
This is true, but there's one other thing...
Sega, in their infinite wisdom, forgot to design the Dreamcast so that it made playing pirated games and emulators difficult.
Hell, in the end, you didn't even have to use a boot loader disc and there was no hardware modding required!
I'd love to see Sega rise from the ashes and I'd love to see them bringing out some decent non-sporting games for a change, but hell will freeze over before this happens...
*prays for a Street Fighter 4 moment*
Work damnit!
GC advance
That might have actually been an interesting console, but it's not like Nintendo needed to build a portable Gamecube to beat Sony's Portable Playstation 2 as a Portable N64 with a few updates seems to have done the trick.
Also, I don't think Nintendo is overly interested in moving from flash memory to optical discs due to the issues they have in portable devices (you can shake a flash card all you want without it getting read errors, but a disc has the chance to fuck up and discs are easier to damage and often much larger in physical size... Especially the UMD which leaves the disc exposed despite it being in an outer shell).
Phantasy Star is still going pretty decently
If you call not putting any actual effort into improving the game engine, graphics or other game features since Phantasy Star Online for the Dreamcast decent...
PSO was a very good game for it's time, but Sega seems to have forgotten what it was that they did to make it as good as it was.
I would happily go out and buy PSO remade with better graphics, an extended story and some extra features, but I'll be damned if I'm going to bother with PSU if it's as dated and heartless as I'm told it is, especially when they want to charge you to play it online (because, you know, there's a ton of good online 360 games that are covered by the LIVE Gold fee).