Topic: Boy Saves Sister from Moose Attack with Skills Learned in Warcraft Video Game (Read 1504 times)

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I hope he runs into a bear and tries that shit.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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I hope he runs into a bear and tries that shit.
I hope he runs into a serial killer/child molester and tries that shit.

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i dont there are too many bears in norway these days tho
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I wouldn't want to party with him, damn kid draws too much aggro.
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Provided these new 'skills' learned don't encourage him to go into the woods and slaughter animals/people in order to level-up, I'll sleep easy.

I did it, I killed ManBearPig
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Wait, so when was common sense ever acquired from a game?  He just did the most realistic thing he could have done in that situation.
I agree, people should know shit like this, and not have to learn it from a video game.
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Okay guys, stop repeating each other. It's kind of annoying!

Anyway, I think that this is pretty cool. The whole "taught by WoW" thing doesn't make me like videogames any more than before (lol rhyme) but hey: it possibly saved his/his sister's life. That thar's deserving of some kudos.
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I don't know where you live but even here in Canada they don't often teach us DEALIN' WITH MOOSE 101.

The kid took a big risk and got lucky, that's all.

GTFO.... of Ontario.

You learn things like this when it's around you. :fogetrite:
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I didn't know that a moose could be so dangerous.
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I didn't know that a moose could be so dangerous.

Yeah, turns out moose are nothing like elephants in that respect.
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Obviously whenever you meet a huge fucking animal, you always have the chance of being rammed to death by it.
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I hope he would be shouting a skill name and performing it in front of the moose
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I hope he runs into a bear and tries that shit.
Wait, isn't this also what you're supposed to do on a run-in with a bear?

And Lars that may be! I myself find the translation absurd, but perhaps I've just lost that gleaming shine of innocence. I just hope he's not going to pick up similar things from other games where he may have gotten lucky with WoW.

Ps. NP what did your post mean the beginning in particular was somewhat esoterically worded.
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No damnit, you don't taunt a fucking bear

bears don't take no shit and if you taunt them and play dead they will re-kill you.

Fucking mooses are dumb, they're like the cows of the forest. And anyone that fakes death to get away from a cow is a fucking pussy.
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Oh yeah sorry, taunting bears is definitely a bad idea, but I was taught in primary school that playing dead is the best way to evade a bear. this was actually the first time I heard it could be applied to moose as well!
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I knew I should've learnt that before I went into the woods...

I think you'd be stuffed if the Bear knew you were faking it...
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take that jack thompson