My the first page is confusing. Did Myke genuinely not get that Jamicus was joking or was there an iota of truth in there somewhere?
Also
I hope that my writing is one day famous enough that I can pull stunts like this.
This was what I found most interesting about the news as well. It's
krazy how certain celebrities can just manipulate, essentially, their own demand by selling pieces of their lives. Rowling gets considerable credence for going through the trouble of writing seven entire copies by hand, but man I'd abuse that little perk in a flash.
Also Mark big deal in what sense? I think Sredni worded it pretty well.