"We're sorry, the server is too busy processing our dirty evil lies right now, please come back later."
Is pretty much what I got from that link.
Seriously, the only way they wouldn't get laughed at and possibly punched in the face is if they manage to make it so incredibly awesome and mind blowing that everyone somehow loses the ability to remember that Duke Nukem Forever was supposed to be out when Jesus was still around or something, and I don't recall the last Duke Nukem game being hailed as the pinnacle of game design for it's genre.
I always thought the name referred to how long it was suspended for though, so what do I know...?
I say they look more like german/caveman then asians.
The Germans are coming to beat you with clubs and spears!
Hundley: Damnit kid, get off my lawn!
Faust: NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE MY MY PANTS BACK HUNDLEY!