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Being a fan of duke nukem doesn't mean that I can't play other games.
Actually, it means you have to... Or only play games once every 100 years or so.
I say they look more like german/caveman then asians.
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So, if you like halo you don't play anything else?
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I'm a duke nukem fan. have been for a very long time. liked the first two and loved the 3Drd. they are just fun. I must admit i am getting old though and the old fans realy are going to be old. I'm 28 and i played DN3D when i was in the 9th or 10th grade. Not sure what all the hate is about with 3D realms taking so long to finaly start on something they were ready to finish... i mean, I realy hated the old teaser trailer from 2001. it looked realy bad. I was very glad to see that it was scraped.

Warning: Hate for Halo coming up.
by the way, halo never brought anything new to the fps table. Lame story. Lame hero. all the PC gamers were like "uh... what's the big deal? same shit diferent day!" Duke Nukem was the same way but at least he was trying to be funny and sometimes he was. Like when he tore off the alien bosses head, pulled down his pants, sat on the open neck, and shit down his throat while reading the news paper. Now that was good entertainment. Never saw master chieftain do anything like that. He just said his lame one liners while trying to sound tough. BORING! i hope that the Duke lets us watch him do his doo doo on something again HAHAHAH! What great fun it will be!... IF it realy comes this time. Oh yeah and Duke nukem didn't revisit the same area over and over and over again. Okay, I'm done hating on halo. I did finish the game on all difficulty settings and waist countless hours battling it out with my friends. Just because i didnt think it was special doesnt mean i didnt enjoy it.

LONG LIVE DUKE NUKEM... FOREVER&EVER&EVER&EVER!!!... Maybe...
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So, if you like halo you don't play anything else?
No, if you like Halo, I come to your house, smash both your knees with a sledgehammer and shout "why you like Halo 3?!?" as loud as I can.
The first Halo was bearable, but the other two are pretty much crap.
I say they look more like german/caveman then asians.
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what startles me the most is that anybody is actually interested in this. that or everyone in this thread is joking and i'm just giving you clowns far too little credit. it's hard to tell sometimes

either way, duke nukem forever is absolutely the videogame equivalent of boo radley, except when it's all said and done duke nukem isn't going to save you from racists trying to gut you in an alley. it'll either stay in development hell or take your money and make you feel stupid for giving any credit at all to a game company that would spend 10 years on a game called duke nukem. it WILL turn out to be nothing more than a creepy retard, though.


honestly, though, i do feel bad for the people that were working on this. ten years is a very long time. to spend that much of your life working on duke nukem? that's just horrifying.

in fact, that's what i picture HELL to be like. FORCED TO WORK ON DUKE NUKEM........FOREVER
Last Edit: December 25, 2007, 05:44:21 am by Hundley