...On an unrelated note, I slept with a girl that looked just like Jamie-Lynn, so when I saw her picture with "I'm Pregnant!" superimposed on it, I had a momentary OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT moment. 
Hmmm... maybe you should head to Mexico. You know, just in case. There, you can impregnate all the underaged girls that you want without being reprimanded. It's encouraged, even.
And, of course, there are unheralded success stories behind ill-timed pregnancies such as this one. My mother had me when she was 16, and here I am today... a college student. Well, mostly. I do attend college, but hell if I can afford it. They'll probably kick me out soon, actually. She'd probably help me pay for it if she had a job. Or wasn't trapped in a emotionally stifling relationship with an uneducated boor. I can definitely read though, and I'm pretty good around the toilet.
I like to consider myself as a true, all-American success story
