I am buying 4 premium memberships for you.

This is just like when the noblemen used to throw small change at peasants...Im entirely okay with that *pushes way to front of unwashed masses to get closer to the shiny nobleman*. I always find it difficult to think of something funny on the spot, like some kind of joke-monkey. Heres a TXT that I sent to a friend then she forwarded it to her friends (and so on and so forth) and it gained me some noteriety at my University for a day or so.

*clears throat*

"Do you ever think that you're getting thicker? Have you ever searched high and low, tearing up your house for a full ten minutes before you realize, you don't even own a penguin."

Ten Thousand Bullets
http://www.zshare.net/download/ten_thousand_bullets-ffreeware-game-rar.html

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Kole

#65 January 13, 2008, 01:57:05 am

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130 26 8342

This thread is providing me with superfluous chuckles.

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ase

#66 January 13, 2008, 02:33:30 am

It's A Short Eternity... live with it
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Quote from: Kill Jeff on January 13, 2008, 01:16:08 am

123 45 6789

lower

Quote from: K0LE on January 13, 2008, 01:57:05 am

130 26 8342

lower

i guess people don't know how to read or use google?????

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something bizarre and impractical

#67 January 13, 2008, 02:55:55 am

It's The Only Thing.
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050-121-8893

I could only find a range of numbers for New York.

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Kitsune Inferno

#68 January 13, 2008, 03:11:08 am

I Love Myself
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Too many digits, slacks! :o

048-92-3445

[insert something here]

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Anathema

#69 January 13, 2008, 03:18:05 am

;_; Acguy~
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Though I had no intent on actually posting in any forum beside gamemaking related ones, I find myself strangely drawn to an opportunity that could net me something for free what others normally pay for.

As any, I hereby toss my name out into the pool - It seems I can't resist the irresistable attraction produced by FREE STUFF. To compensate, I will also attempt a funny.

This would, admittedly, be considerably easier on me had I any common sense of humor, so you'll have to forgive me if it's too obscure or dull:

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ase

#70 January 13, 2008, 04:22:07 am

It's A Short Eternity... live with it
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Quote from: Catslacks on January 13, 2008, 02:55:55 am

050-121-8893

I could only find a range of numbers for New York.

pretending the 121 is a 12......lower

Quote from: Kill Jeff on January 13, 2008, 03:11:08 am

Too many digits, slacks! :o

048-92-3445

lower

if you read dangerousned's post... you guys are in a ~ 33,000 range. KEEP GOING

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nickad

#71 January 13, 2008, 04:46:52 am

Your one stop rm2k3 help person ^^
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*Coughs and then holds out a small coffer* Premium...?

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if you read dangerousned's post... you guys are in a ~ 33,000 range. KEEP GOING

I am not even going to attempt this...

Last Edit: January 13, 2008, 04:49:11 am by nickad

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Jester

#72 January 13, 2008, 04:49:41 am

FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
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wow im amazed that all these 100+ post people ive never heard of even know about premium

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something bizarre and impractical

#73 January 13, 2008, 05:10:24 am

It's The Only Thing.
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021-90-1021

Coming to you with the correct amount of digits this time!

Last Edit: January 13, 2008, 05:14:00 am by Catslacks

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Marcus

#74 January 13, 2008, 05:43:16 am

THE FAT ONE
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Quote

021-90-1021

This is the closest but it's still pretty far off.

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cowardknower

#75 January 13, 2008, 05:52:39 am

The MONSTER that lives inside of your COUCH!
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876-64-8122

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dark_crystalis

#76 January 13, 2008, 05:52:45 am

The devil himself
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Quote from: Anathema on January 13, 2008, 03:18:05 am

Though I had no intent on actually posting in any forum beside gamemaking related ones, I find myself strangely drawn to an opportunity that could net me something for free what others normally pay for.

As any, I hereby toss my name out into the pool - It seems I can't resist the irresistable attraction produced by FREE STUFF. To compensate, I will also attempt a funny.

This would, admittedly, be considerably easier on me had I any common sense of humor, so you'll have to forgive me if it's too obscure or dull:

Hidden content (Click to reveal)

Disqualified!

Give it to some poor immigrant? It's something they can't steal so you know... charity

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something bizarre and impractical

#77 January 13, 2008, 06:31:28 am

It's The Only Thing.
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Quote from: angry black man on January 13, 2008, 05:43:16 am

This is the closest but it's still pretty far off.

Well you need to say higher / lower, or maybe give some other kind of hint!

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Sarah

#78 January 13, 2008, 06:35:56 am

Blackman the Game: 0% complete
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People are guessing two different peoples social insurance numbers, for the record.

Just so it's out there.

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Pipcaptor Hatsuya

#79 January 13, 2008, 07:15:47 am

Sunflower of the Jollyflower Games
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Check out my sig today, hahahaha!
I want a premium too

In the Works:
[RM2K3::SFF-RPG] Wailing Mongooses in Gildepazzo

Under Hiatus/Literary Work mode:
[Lit/Rm2k3 :: Interactive Drama] NetGame Saga PROTOTYPE
[RMXP :: RPG] NetGame Saga

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helter skelter

#80 January 13, 2008, 07:30:59 am

SBB is coming. Bricks and Noodles beware.
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God dammit, NO ONE IN HERE IS FUNNY ENOUGH

work harder

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