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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7_k8kz99Hg

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ps there is a commercial for jumper in the commercial for vista in the commercial for the desktop in the commercial for jumper
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TWO COMMERCIALS IN ONE I SURE HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE OH MY GOD
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this is totally obscene, but really this doesn't make me any angrier than advertising as usual. let their brands crossbreed all they want, they aren't fooling me.
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TWO COMMERCIALS IN ONE I SURE HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE OH MY GOD

idk if you are being sarcastic towards me but I seriously haven't.

this is totally obscene, but really this doesn't make me any angrier than advertising as usual. let their brands crossbreed all they want, they aren't fooling me.

its a little fucking amazing. I sat there stunned and then the COMMERCIAL KEPT GOING.

I thought it was a fake movie at first but no.
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i wish that was actually movie footage

like during the movie he sits on his couch and jumps inside a commercial

but ya i linked you this and it is horrifying
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yo i told you it was bad.  i just sat on the couch watching it and thinking THIS IS THE FIRST STEP IN SOMETHING REALLY GROSS when i first saw it.  or actually i guess that was after the fact because during the commercial itself i was mostly just not sure whether or not it was seriously an hp commercial inside the commercial for a REAL MOVIE.
Last Edit: January 16, 2008, 07:28:28 pm by bazookatooth
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I can't believe this guy did The Bourne Identity

Doug Liman: People do not have enough confidence in me to direct a profitable series of movies I also directed Go lol

Edit: You got movie trailer in my HP commercial - you got HP commercial in my movie trailer
Last Edit: January 16, 2008, 09:15:02 pm by Ragnar
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honestly i think it would have been kind of cool if it had been a regular hp commercial and then all of a sudden this dude just starts invading it and you're kinda just like UH WHAT.  yeah it would still be pretty bad but at least that way it's a little more subtle and kinda cool i guess.

but yeah as it is holy shit.  i wonder if that happens in the actual movie.

man woah HOW DO YOU MAKE A COMMERCIAL LIKE THAT.  i mean shit if they had made a fake commercial then it would have been kinda cool HEH HE'S IN THE TV and it wouldn't be, you know, insulting but god damn man

INT. BOARD MEETING - DAY

ASSHOLE #1
ok has anybody come up with a way to jam as many products
down the viewers throat as possible?? remember it's ok if
he chokes.  in fact that's better.

ASSHOLE #2
HOW ABOUT A COMMERCIAL WITHIN A COMMERCIAL
WITHIN A COMMERCIAL WITHIN A FUCKING COMMERCIAL


ASSHOLE #1 spits out his espresso in a comical fashion

ASSHOLE #1
(shocked and amazed)
by god asshole #2 i think you've got something there....


CUT TO:


edit: i had fun with that
Last Edit: January 16, 2008, 10:40:19 pm by Roman
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wait wait, how many things are they advertising? a movie, a computer, a fashion line AND vista? whoah
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also nike
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it would be cool this was the first step in all corporations synergizing into The Final Branding which cannot support it's own gargantuan mass and implodes upon itself

haha oh man seriously. this is really depraved stuff.
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wait wait, how many things are they advertising? a movie, a computer, a fashion line AND vista? whoah

Don't forget youtube!
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Jumper the Movie would be better if it were based on Jumper the game btw
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wait wait, how many things are they advertising? a movie, a computer, a fashion line AND vista? whoah

Well... in these commercials they take a celebrity (the one before her was Jerry Seinfeld) and they go out of their way to explain all the things they do with their PC... before they advertise the PC. It's usually BS... not actual mini ads.
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Weren't they also advertising a tennis game or something

And whoever that black dude was

Edit: Andre 3000

Also they clearly showed the Mercedes-Benz logo in the trailer

Was the TV generic or was that a brand name too?
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wait wait, how many things are they advertising? a movie, a computer, a fashion line AND vista? whoah
the movie, serena's fashion line, serena herself, vista, HP computers, and nike
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the movie, serena's fashion line, serena herself, vista, HP computers, and nike

And her game if it exists and Mercedes and Andre 3000 I think
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Man, if the film was actually just like that and full up of endless amounts of product placements and so forth, that would be pretty epic.

Too bad I am just rambling and this would never happen.

But yeah, and example of when product placement goes too far.
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I am actually really fucking impressed by this. Horrified and shit yeah, but impressed.
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I am actually really fucking impressed by this. Horrified and shit yeah, but impressed.

you really shouldn't be impressed. what's impressive about a team of advertising shit heads coming up with the idea to cram a whole mess of products into one minute and a half?

the serena williams part is by far the worst. it offends me.