Topic: Interest Check: Iron Chef GW? (Read 625 times)

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dude that one (the google one), there's WATER around the noodles, the sauce is too thick (inconsistently spread (I don't know about you but I don't enjoy CHEWING SAUCE CHUNKS)) and idk what type of noodles those are but they really look undercooked to me.
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it's not the best example but come on you thought the first and second dishes i posted were the same thing despite my pointing out they were completely different in every way and they were all GROSS even though none of them were (with a possible exception of the first).

maybe it's not superfancy but I'm a little confused as to what your standard is unless every pasta you've had was a bolognese.

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I don't know about you but I don't enjoy CHEWING SAUCE CHUNKS

these are called tomato.

edit: basically find me a picture of what you think good spaghetti is because I am massively confused considering I've given quite a few examples and they've all been gross and then apparently a risotto made by a good cook on SA was garbage too.

is it just LIGHTING or something???

edit edit: so apparently Sarah has never had a pasta sauce mixed with wine but yo all sauces mixed with wine tend to not be gluey and thick but very thin and shiny! its kind of impossible to make one without hitting an example I listed so I guess problem solved but bart make sure your judges know what food is being made because wine sauces all look like this (unless it's got a nuts bolognese going on but that might as well be chili).
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dude that one (the google one), there's WATER around the noodles, the sauce is too thick (inconsistently spread (I don't know about you but I don't enjoy CHEWING SAUCE CHUNKS)) and idk what type of noodles those are but they really look undercooked to me.
lkjdfjd i don't understand you.  i think what you have to realize is that, as steel said, a lot of sauces tend to be cut with wine other shit for the sake of taste obviously and this leads to them... looking absolutely nothing like ragu and not having such a THICK, HEARTY APPEARANCE.  pomodoro sauce, for example, will always have that buildup of "water" at the edges of the plate because some sauces just have a high liquid content.  also dude, not all sauces are supposed to be mashed up what are you eight.  those are not chunks of sauce, they're vegetables.  actually a lot of tomato-based sauces contain stewed tomatoes and even more sauces in general contain chunks of other random vegetables (zucchini, squash, peppers, and so on).  it's not inconsistently spread, that's just the consistency of the sauce.


also i believe those are a particularly exotic type of noodle called.......... spaghetti and they don't look undercooked at all sorry!  honestly i am kind of wondering whether you actually eat REAL FOOD or if you just think the shit that comes out of a can of marinara sauce is how all sauces are supposed to look.
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Real A++ Spaghetti
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yeah man, if you are still stuck in Spaghetti-o-s mode, that's not cool.

I love pink vodka, seafood scampi, and white wine sauces. After working at a restaurant for the past few years, Alfredo and Marinara have become absolutely boring to me.

Since this contest is solely based on VISUALS and not actual taste (unless someone wants to Fedex me their food), perhaps you guys could bake a cake or something. Perfect cakes are pretty hard to make (so maybe this isnt a good idea??), but even a great-tasting cake could lose if it isn't designed well (I DONT MEAN BLUE FROSTING HAPPY 6TH BIRTHDAY MICHAEL).
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I would so join this if I had sufficient equipment. However, I am not willing to schlep pots and pans out to the lounge as well as go grocery shopping on my limited budget to enter...

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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Would this be a fixed amount of competitors or could people choose which rounds to enter? I'm a vegetarian so I wouldn't participate if the theme were red meat, chicken, seafood etc but I would totally be down for tomato or egg or something like that. I would participate as a casual competitor, mostly just to practice my cooking some more. Would that be cool?
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Since steel is so concerned about the quality of judges, I'll offer to judge.  I've worked in professional kitchens before (not some chain restaurant crap) as a saucier/poissonier so, I like to think I know a little about cooking.  While, I may not have gone to culinary school, I think I know enough that I can judge this fairly well.

Along these lines, I have to suggestions/ideas to make things fair.  Since we obviously have to take pictures of the final dishes, I would assume that everyone would have access to a camera.  It should be a requirement to document your preparation.  For two reasons, first, when we are done the competition, we could compile some sort of GW cookbook.  Secondly, two end products may be made very differently.  This should be accounted for in the judging.  One person could buy dried pasta and Prego sauce, while another could actually make their own fresh pasta and their own sauce.  This should be accounted for in the judging.

Also, in terms of leveling the playing field, perhaps there should be a limit on the amount you can spend on ingredients.  Figuring no matter what ingredient is announced, anyone can just find the most expensive recipe and follow it to the letter and produce something good (I know this isn't necessarily true).  It would be more of a competition if we are not only limited by a secret ingredient, but also a budget.  I would be willing to work with you Bart to pick both the secret ingredient and come up with what would be an appropriate budget, if you think these ideas are worth considering.
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Probably wise that you have to include something in the photo to make it clear it's not stolen.
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now dats sum gooood spaghetti
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hmm, a lot of people seem to be afraid of cheating. aside from that being incredibly pathetic, lemme copy paste a post from the ICSA (Iron Chef Something Awful) competition, and I think that's pretty much how it would be done here. so yes, someone could hypothetically cheat with the end result, but in that case they did all the work already, but maybe fucked something up.


obviously, the pictures are the steps up to that point, which is hard to FAKE.
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also i believe those are a particularly exotic type of noodle called.......... spaghetti and they don't look undercooked at all sorry!
There are different types of spaghetti. Regular spaghetti is off-white (very pale yellow) and soft when cooked fully, where the stuff in his picture still looks partially hard and pretty yellow. The colour is likely because of the sauce and the lighting but yeah it definitely looks hard(er) to me.

edit: yeah, people should be posting in steps anyway. it's not much of an IRON CHEF competition if it's just a finished product.
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I'll do this if it doesn't end up being some kinda meat.

Oh heh others have said that too LISTEN TO THE VEGETARIANS we are numerous.

Although maybe I'll do it even if there IS meat... I might find away around it.
Use Seitan in place of the real meat.
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I'll do it too. I'm not really interested in having to work with meats.

Make the secret ingredient a fruit, vegitable, a pasta type, or spice.
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how about no ingredient limitations and bart sticks to things vegetarians and meat eaters can use? seriously, he's not going to say BEEF IS YOUR INGREDIENT because how fucking terrible is that, why are you all insane and think he's going to alienate anyone from the competition?

from what I remember of SA they did:

-citrus
-avocado
-ancient foods (you could only use shit that like MESOPOTAMIANS did, needless to say it had like three entries)
-coffee bean

oh actually i found it!

http://www.goonswithspoons.com/Category:Iron_Chef_SA

eggs, bacon, cheese, seafood were the only meat ones so far.
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No ingredient limitations.  That would suck.  When ever I make something I just use random ingredients I think would be good and most of the time things turn out ok.  I can deal with your recipe has to contain THIS ingredients but no your recipe has to contain only THESE ingredients.
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I'd be interested as long as it was: (A) On my pay week, (B) Stuff that is available where I live, (C) Doesn't cost me an arm and a leg.
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I'd be interested as long as it was: (A) On my pay week, (B) Stuff that is available where I live, (C) Doesn't cost me an arm and a leg.
It won't cost you an arm an a leg.  That only depends on what you are making.  Except for me cause raw food is expensive.
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I don't think I'm going to do this, because the best meal I can actually make well is italian sausage in my own neopolitan sauce over capellini, and this would be a really boring competition if everyone made pasta because pasta is [/i]really really easy to make[/i] and most importantly, pretty boring to look at. the sauce itself is the only somewhat difficult part and who knows maybe I'd win because mine looks a little thicker (probably easier to make though)

although I would be all in if we had some cool theme to play around with! (I'd probably lose, but I'd do it just for fun anyway)

and ned that is like the 8th time I've seen a picture of that pasta you posted about on lj, come on man are you that proud of it
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and ned that is like the 8th time I've seen a picture of that pasta you posted about on lj, come on man are you that proud of it

ive posted it twice on gw total, once in a recipe thread and another in a cooking competition thread; its kind of relevant in those???????

also it was the first thing I ever made that was not a sandwich or microwaved so yeah I'm proud of it!

also also bart start this up already and don't have set list of competitors, just have people who want to do shit do shit and judges.
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