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The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

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Realistic faces move when they talk. It's like Charles Barkley is inside your computer.


Running from a ghastly specter in the b-ball catacombs.


This game is about basketball.


B-balls.

Features
- Incredible B.A.B.B.Y. System gives you complete control over your combat actions.

- Get out your easter basket and get ready to go hunting, because there’s Easter eggs galore in BSU&J:G! Prepare for a cavalcade of easter eggs, ranging from the mysterious to the unique.

- One of the first games to fully utilize DirectX 10.


- Game fully playable in both English and Al Bhed.

- Riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. See the Post-Cyberpocalypse like you’ve never seen it before.

- Beautiful soundtrack composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu exclusively for BSU&J:G!

- Block paragraphs about basketball monsters.

A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:

Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
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Controls
z - action
x - run and cancel
c - start

You can change the controls in the configuration menu, as well a lot of other things! If you want to play in windowed mode, you should probably play in scaling x2.

It will take a minute when you're starting it up, so wait a second.


Last Edit: October 03, 2010, 05:28:39 am by Sludgelord
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TECHNICAL NOTE: the game may take up to 30 seconds because of the complex bball databases it contains so do not fret if it takes this long to load

...are you playing barkley... or is barkley playing you?
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there are probably 100000 bugs in the game but unless they make it so you cannot play anymore, we do not care. but post them anyways i guess. also guys make sigs for it and i'll put them in the op.
Last Edit: January 21, 2008, 03:56:09 am by Mario Do&#039;Urden
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<LADIES-ONLY-23-M-BLK> later queer im gonna go fuck haha
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IT BEGINS
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I don't believe it....

...I have to see this. *download*
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what is this game i have never hear dof it...

 hmm i guess i will download (better not waste my vbaluable time)
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playing now

i hope that my computer can handle it now because it died when i was trying to play it before (like 6 months ago)

when i was playing through in al bhed. which is the best thing ever
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I remember Kotaku posted about the demo, so I submitted this to 'em. Hopefully it'll show up.

Looks really impressive, by the way. Good job on getting it out!
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Holy fuck guys (GZ specifically)
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I remember Kotaku posted about the demo, so I submitted this to 'em. Hopefully it'll show up.

Looks really impressive, by the way. Good job on getting it out!

Probably should have waited for the video but oh well!

Hey guys this game is really good in my honest opinion and has multiple endings, secret hidden easter eggs, incredible mini-bosses, secret summons, and a bonus stage accessible only to True Doom Stoner Heads.

EDIT:

CANONICAL MISTAKE: REPLACE STONER WITH MURDER.
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The release of barkley will have effect much like the chaos dunk itself...absolute destrucvtion
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The graphics actually look passable this time around, and the messagebox is cool. But I'm hesitating at the 62MB download...
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there are probably 100000 bugs in the game but unless they make it so you cannot play anymore, we do not care.

I'm glad you managed to squeeze in a joke at my expense at some point.

Good show.
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just download it, dork

dont be rude buddy. Not everyone has 100000kbps internet.
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I made a promo sig for you guys:



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