I am fully willing to sit in front of my mom's shit computer (do not have a working windows machine at the moment!) to play this



all day



oh fuck yes

I find it rather humorous people refuse to download a 60mb game.  Who the fuck still has dial up these days?  It took me less than a half hour to download the game.

One thing that caused me to stop playing this game and post this was the EXTREMELY ANNOYING propaganda that gets spit out at me for 4-6 text screens every time I want to save. Although I agree with much of what you say, there is really no need to put this in a game. It makes it seem very unprofessional and just plain annoying and in my case ruined the whole appeal of the game. Now, let me explain why I call it propaganda, yet say why I agree with most of it.

First off, you state your opinion in a very racist and one sided way, in fact, it's states in such a way it makes YOU sound very unintelligent and in fact, ignorant. For instance, you mention how games like Madden and Quake are ruining gaming and how the people who play those games are stupid [this ][/this]. First off, I don't particularly disagree with you, I don't like either of those games or either of those genres.

However, as a professional game developer myself, the first thing I had to come to terms with, (and which you very much need to) is the fact that not everyone likes the same games as you. In fact this can be broadened to the fact that people have different OPINIONS, which can not be validated as right or wrong since they are OPINIONS. Some people are who big sports fans will like playing sports games. Who are you to judge their intelligence? I won't even get into your racist statements since I myself do not want to get into it since it would add too many paragraphs to this post.

Let me say this: it convinced me you are FAR FAR more ignorant than those you insult. But from a professional point of view, this is absurd, this propaganda has no place in a game, especially in one where all the other aspects are excellent.

So in summary, keep your opinions/politics out of your game or you will lose fans. You just lost my support, respect, and that of many other people I know by having such ignorant propaganda in your game. Now I will leave you with a few words from the father of philosophy: Socrates. "All I know is that I do not know anything." Please think this over and try to raise yourself about your ignorance.

Thank you and have a good day.

EDIT:
OK so I finished it and here's my mini review:

The story, graphics, music, sound were all really really good man, but I think you need to work on balance. Honestly, half way through the game if the story wasn't as good as it was, and if the rest of the package wasn't very good, I would of quit because battles were completely boring. People would do a 10 hit move and all 10 hits would miss, or if they did hit I'd take like 5% damage, or I'd get hit by 1 super awesome move for half my health, but that doesn't matter since money was so easy to come by I had like 50 things to heal it back up in a second.

I never died past the factory mark, ever. Before that I had lost once or twice, but after it it was impossible for me to die unless if I did nothing.

Honestly, the battles were pretty horrible but I found myself running into enemies since the actual battle system itself is really creative, I like having to time button presses and crap, I like that stuff. I love Shadow Hearts and Legend of Dragoon for the same reasons really.

EDIT #2: Also I loved the somewhat innovative enemies, like the mechanical gatorade bottles that undo themselves and then explode? That was kind of cool.

I think if you could work on balance (maybe it was because I got the Genie's Lamp after the factory....and chose Power?) this could really honestly truly be one of the best freeware RPGs I have ever played, but as for now it is just REALLY REALLY good.

It just seems ridiculous that I am basically god mode and then, at the end its all FINAL BOSS *gets 1 hit KO'd* but whatever, this is still a really fantastic project and I just want to congratulate you guys on a job well done.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BUDDIES



Yeah Chef like i said before this game really deserved to be finished. Congratulations.

here is what i did when i saw this topic:
- ejaculated
- yelled "Praise the b-ball Gods!" in Al Bhed
- Checked the date of the topic to make sure it wasn't the one from last year
- downloaded game
- cleaned residue from floor
- PLAYED GAME

i have been waiting for this game my entired life

current mood: shut up
current music: jamming

I AM VERY EXITED

YOU HEAR ME

EXITED DAMMIT

However, as a professional game developer myself,

handsome lamb, i couldn't take you seriously after this point.

Jeff no Powerdunk

handsome lamb, i couldn't take you seriously after this point.

*sigh*

I'm quoting a guy who posted in the [DEMO] topic of Barkley, as well as one of the truckpump's (based on the very same post) sayings that Chef added to the game. (which makes it even better since the truckpump's saying is making fun of the game the truckpump is in HILARIOUS.)

EDIT: LEARN YOUR BARKLEY HISTORY MARCUS JEEZ
but yeah


great game




ETA on part 2???

One thing that caused me to stop playing this game and post this was the EXTREMELY ANNOYING propaganda that gets spit out at me for 4-6 text screens every time I want to save. Although I agree with much of what you say, there is really no need to put this in a game. It makes it seem very unprofessional and just plain annoying and in my case ruined the whole appeal of the game. Now, let me explain why I call it propaganda, yet say why I agree with most of it.

First off, you state your opinion in a very racist and one sided way, in fact, it's states in such a way it makes YOU sound very unintelligent and in fact, ignorant. For instance, you mention how games like Madden and Quake are ruining gaming and how the people who play those games are stupid [this is what I, and many people I have spoken to, have taken from it]. First off, I don't particularly disagree with you, I don't like either of those games or either of those genres.

However, as a professional game developer myself, the first thing I had to come to terms with, (and which you very much need to) is the fact that not everyone likes the same games as you. In fact this can be broadened to the fact that people have different OPINIONS, which can not be validated as right or wrong since they are OPINIONS. Some people are who big sports fans will like playing sports games. Who are you to judge their intelligence? I won't even get into your racist statements since I myself do not want to get into it since it would add too many paragraphs to this post.

Let me say this: it convinced me you are FAR FAR more ignorant than those you insult. But from a professional point of view, this is absurd, this propaganda has no place in a game, especially in one where all the other aspects are excellent.

So in summary, keep your opinions/politics out of your game or you will lose fans. You just lost my support, respect, and that of many other people I know by having such ignorant propaganda in your game. Now I will leave you with a few words from the father of philosophy: Socrates. "All I know is that I do not know anything." Please think this over and try to raise yourself about your ignorance.

Thank you and have a good day.

I just want to point out for everyone who doesn't know that darknecrid didn't actually say this, it was some random in the demo topic. And that person was serious.

Also I just beat Ghost Dad. This game is fucking incredible and even my dad is enjoying it so twothumbsup.

edit: damnit he beat me to it

I just want to point out for everyone who doesn't know that darknecrid didn't actually say this, it was some random in the demo topic. And that person was serious.

Also I just beat Ghost Dad. This game is fucking incredible and even my dad is enjoying it so twothumbsup.

edit: damnit he beat me to it

yeah i got my mother to play it up to the sewers and she seemed to like it


had no clue whatt he fuck the story was about it but she liked the battle system

*sigh*

I'm quoting a guy who posted in the [DEMO] topic of Barkley, as well as one of the truckpump's (based on the very same post) sayings that Chef added to the game. (which makes it even better since the truckpump's saying is making fun of the game the truckpump is in HILARIOUS.)

EDIT: LEARN YOUR BARKLEY HISTORY MARCUS JEEZ
but yeah


great game




ETA on part 2???

lol egg on my face

review

helor

this game was never intended to be a hard rpg because we would rather have people beat the game rather than quit out of frustration. also the game difficulty varies based off what you do. if you get hidden skills and weapons this will make the game considerably easier, also if you level up that's another factor. this said i agree with you on on the balance on the very last dungeon, but besides that it's the nature of the game that caused it to be unbalanced. for instance an hour or so in you can get barkleys best skill and balthios' best weapon. i made this game so anyone could play it, so that you could do one battle per area and get by with just doing the boss fights. it sounds to me like you fought all the enemies and in this event it's no suprise you had the upper hand later on. my first idea for balance was to have a scaling level system like FF8 but then i felt the player would not feel much progression from their characters and killed that idea. so yeah i had a lot of concerns with balance and i wasn't sure what to do, although i probably could have conjured something better (balance was the very last thing we did).

has anyone gotten to deathtemple in hell yet or opened the locked door in necron 5?

I'm collecting all the cards to open the locked door of course... But it takes time.

whaaaaaaaaaaat man i heard this was nowhere near finished!

i'll play this tonight.

whaaaaaaaaaaat man i heard this was nowhere near finished!

i'll play this tonight.

Hahaha.

I accidentally leaked it when it was nearly done, but then cleverly covered it up and it looks like you all got fooled...

Prepare to be fooled... I'm the B-Ball's Klown.

i...wiill never trust again...

but seriously what a good day this has been for ME in particular, and this is just another piece of good news i've been waiting for