Topic: Do you want fries with that diploma? (Read 1592 times)

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Apparently, McDonalds has been given the go ahead to run their own recognized training courses here in Blighty along with FlyBe and some other shitty companies.
The diplomas could go towards A-Level qualifications but they will be focused on the tasks associated with working for the companies that offer them.

Some people have already said this will be a bad idea as the skill set gained from one of these diplomas may be too narrow to prove useful in other jobs.
The McDonalds course will cover:
  • Growing more spots than an entire legion of French teenage nerds.
  • Watering down the coke in the drinks machine.
  • Putting ice in drinks when the customer requested no ice.
  • Taking so long to make a burger that the customers fries have gone stone cold before they get their meal.
  • Jerking off into food, drinks, equipment and anything else you find sexually arousing.
  • Not serving beer with meals because you're not in Spain now bitches (seriously, Spain has Big Mac meals with a pint of lager, not Coke... Damn!).
  • Not giving the customer the correct change.
  • Still managing to be less shit than Burger King.
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I don't like them either, they put too much ice on the coke. I have sensitive teeth.

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BTW if you want some free food you can look for it in those trash cans they have around their restaurants, a lot of people order some mac burguer and take a bite or two and then just leave them there or throw them into the trash, ,and it's perfectly fine, if you don't eat meat like me you can just give the "meat" in them to an animal like a dog and eat the rest, it's tasty

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And before anyone says anything about it being gross, you should know that that's why you have an immune system, and if you don't eat some trash and be a little filthy it will just go crazy and attack your own cells, causing auto-immune diseases like asthma. In fact, excess of cleanliness is the #1 reason why there are so much cases of asthma in the developed world.
Last Edit: January 29, 2008, 12:27:06 am by Inri Cheetos
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(seriously, Spain has Big Mac meals with a pint of lager, not Coke... Damn!).

Holy shit, thats awesome.
And yeah, I don't see how turning a fryer on and making burgers and drinks counts towards a diploma.
But thats McDonalds for you I guess.
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What kind of diploma, a high school one?

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There's beer in Mcdonalds here in Chile too.
Also here in Chile BK is way better than Mcdonalds (That's not to say much, though)

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2248136,00.html

it used to be that if you were a chef at mcdonalds you could pretty much chef anywhere, but because of some pretty sinister practices most people at mcdonalds ended up being useless skill wise.

we've already got some stuff like this, like a certificate of food preperation and level 4 bar management and stuff, i don't see what the problem is except that this is tailor made to one of the largest franchises in the world?
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I don't understand the need for a diploma to work at a fucking McDonalds. Just to say that "HEY WE HAVE SOMETHING OTHER THAN A HSD WE HAVE A MCDONALDS DIPLOMA FUCK YEAH!" How is it possible that you need schooling to learn how the fuck to operate anything in that "restaurant." A person could just as easily explain it in one fucking day, what the fuck?
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Wait what- this is management shit. I mean managing isn't exactly the hardest thing in the world, but companies all over the world have been using training programs like this for years for management. It's not "go to this special school to learn to dunk fries in grease". The majority of management training is memorizing how long you can have stuff out before you can't use it anymore.
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I don't like them either, they put too much ice on the coke. I have sensitive teeth.

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BTW if you want some free food you can look for it in those trash cans they have around their restaurants, a lot of people order some mac burguer and take a bite or two and then just leave them there or throw them into the trash, ,and it's perfectly fine, if you don't eat meat like me you can just give the "meat" in them to an animal like a dog and eat the rest, it's tasty

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And before anyone says anything about it being gross, you should know that that's why you have an immune system, and if you don't eat some trash and be a little filthy it will just go crazy and attack your own cells, causing auto-immune diseases like asthma. In fact, excess of cleanliness is the #1 reason why there are so much cases of asthma in the developed world.

We all have to eat a little shit every once in a while.
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This is nothing new, I have a BTEC certificate for DIY RETAIL. DIY FUCKING RETAIL (which consists of... serving people at the checkouts!!). Companies are doing this shit to make it look like the jobs they provide are actually worth something.
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actually i think they're doing it so you can get qualifications for real skills
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He're's the article Climbtree linked to btw:
heh they're trying to improve themselves heh heh what a great time to make Mcdolands jones heh HEH HEH
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Apparently, McDonalds has been given the go ahead to run their own recognized training courses here in Blighty along with FlyBe and some other shitty companies.
The diplomas could go towards A-Level qualifications but they will be focused on the tasks associated with working for the companies that offer them.





They already do that at most retail places in Australia - they're government recognised retail certifications but not much else. It won't say you got it from Maccas or anything either, they're just referred to as an RTO (registered training organization) so employers don't sneer at your degree in burgers and fries. I did one when I used to work at Hungry Jacks (Burger King) just because I could - it's free, and they still pay you in the time you take to work on it.

But yeah, we're not really talking about uni degrees or anything here, it's just something to help young people get their foot in the door at retail places, which seems fine to me.
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As unhealthy as McDonald's food is you can't deny that they have a great business model that has worked for decades and has allowed them to open more than 30,000 restaurants around the world.
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I have lots of issues with macdonalds (mcdonalds? Seriously, I still dont know which spelling is correct.) But I had a worse experience at Swiss Chalet. (Giant hairs in my drink, sharp plastic in my sundae, you suck SC!).
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I don't like them either, they put too much ice on the coke. I have sensitive teeth.

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BTW if you want some free food you can look for it in those trash cans they have around their restaurants, a lot of people order some mac burguer and take a bite or two and then just leave them there or throw them into the trash, ,and it's perfectly fine, if you don't eat meat like me you can just give the "meat" in them to an animal like a dog and eat the rest, it's tasty

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And before anyone says anything about it being gross, you should know that that's why you have an immune system, and if you don't eat some trash and be a little filthy it will just go crazy and attack your own cells, causing auto-immune diseases like asthma. In fact, excess of cleanliness is the #1 reason why there are so much cases of asthma in the developed world.
Holy shit. I can't let this post go unnoticed.

I don't know what I even feel after reading this. There's a certain level of disgust but also some GIDDINESS at the idea of you chowing down on garbage.
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Sounds like something Ryanm-- would've been involved in.