The best part of All Star Batman is how unbelievably cheesy the writing is. Aside from the "goddamn batman" scene, my favorite scene in the entire thing is:
Vicki Vale: ...I remember every goddamn thing. Every goddamn moment. I remember the kid. Dick Grayson, age 12.
AS IF THE READER HAS FORGOTTEN HIS AGE.
I often quote this in public to great effect.
I remember the kid. Dick Grayson, age 12.
But that's not all! In the next two issues, Miller tries his damnedest to remind the reader just how old Dick Grayson is through a milk carton and repeated dialog.
Finally, Bats was a raving lunatic in the entire story. My second favorite scene came from the "What do you call this anyway?" "Batmobile" "That's totally queer" and then Bats has this ridiculous frown on his face I spit up the milk I was drinking.
HOLD UP I AM NOT FINISHED!
The milk carton scene. OH GOD THE MILK CARTON SCENE. How is it that, 15 hours prior to Bats kidnapping Dick, his face is printed on every carton of milk nationwide? It's almost as ridiculous as Flash saving 300,000 people from a nuclear bomb in .000000001 seconds.
BUT THEN, ALL OF THIS LEADS UP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST LINES IN COMIC BOOK HISTORY!
Heads up. We're about to crash into some pretty fierce rock. I mean, it could make us completely dead.
Thank you Dick Grayson (age 12). Thank you gamingw for reliving something I tried to forget.
And this is why I don't read superhero comics.
Last Edit: February 05, 2008, 06:32:14 am by angry black man