Topic: Superhero Movie (Read 1042 times)

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Hey guys?  Did you like the cinematic genius of Meet the Spartans?  How about the post modern workings of Epic Movie?  Were you blown out of your seat by the surreal and Daliesque Date Movie?

If so, then you'll love...



High school loser Rick Riker is bit by a mutated dragonfly that allows him to develop abilities like super strength and armored skin. He decides to become a crime fighter, calling himself "The Dragonfly". However, he is opposed by the villainous Lou Landers, who had been transformed in an accident during an experiment to become "The Hourglass", with powers to steal people's life forces.

Staring Drake Bell, Leslie Nielson, and a bunch of a fags you never heard of before.

Superheroes GET EPIC this March! 

p.s. this movie began production in September.  These guys just SHIT films out and people eat them up.
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*gnashes teeth*
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Is this a real movie, or a parody one? I cant tell these days.
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Proof that even guys like Psyburn can make their wish come true. You don't need a decent script. You just need to say "Listen, I'm gonna make a parody of..." to those greedy hollywood gents.
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HOW ARE THEY STILL MAKING THESE

seriously didnt they already fucking do this one anyway I swear I remember seeing a trailer for one of these shitty "parody" movies with superman in it

theyre not even fucking proper PARDOY movies all they do is throw together scenes from a number of disconnected movies and make fat jokes with nobody actors and suddenly c fdvcadflvcs  GODOSC DSMOTHER FUCKING HOW DID ANY OF THESE MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP GOGOTJING GOINGVFD FUCK

these movies ar e fucking insult
Last Edit: February 01, 2008, 12:58:39 am by Despain
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HOW DID ANY OF THESE MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP GOGOTJING GOINGVFD FUCK

They've got a budget of like... 50 dollars.  They make all their money back from the advertising alone.

After doing a bit of sleuthing, it appears this movie is a departure from HOW MANY JOKES CAN WE FIT INTO A TRAILER and is actually a "parody" movie that has a story and everything.  I'm guessing it'll turn out like Mystery Men; good idea, poor writers.
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ALREADY????


I have the most disgusted face right now you guys can't even imagine
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I read through that and thought MAN MARCUS doing a great job making fun of those movies, this could almost be a real one in the series...

I just don't know how they can fucking get away with it.
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This sounds like a laugh, might go and watch it when it comes out over here in britain :D
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This sounds like a laugh, might go and watch it when it comes out over here in britain :D

You're missing half you brain if you're actually thinking these fuckheads can craft anything worth half a laugh.
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I'm guessing it'll turn out like Mystery Men; good idea, poor writers.
Hey, the writers in Mystery Men weren't be all bad--they came up with the name "Casanova Frankenstein." I mean that's hands down one of the best names I've ever heard.
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And for some reason Mystery Men had a ridiculously high budget - like the producers just threw money at it for no particular reason
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ahahaha awesome
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This is made by the guys who made Scary Movie(Original) and The Naked Gun, not the idiots behind Meet The Spartans, but yes we need to stop these piece of shit parodys! I miss Hot Shots!
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Mystery Men was awesome.
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why isn't it on imdb?
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Silent protest.

EDIT - It is there, actually.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426592/

Apparently it was named Superhero! at first, but then they added the MOVIE at the end of it. I think it's from the same dudes who made Airplane!, but I dunno if they've made anything good in a while.
Last Edit: February 02, 2008, 09:17:23 pm by Strangeluv
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Leslie Nielson may well be the greatest casting coup ever.