I will have my funeral on a green boat and I will have my naked corpse strung up in chains in the ships mast while my family and friends mosh on the deck to the tune of Shipping up to Boston by the drop kick murphy's and my corpse will be dropped into the mosh from above and they can all mosh me into a coffin which will be loaded into a cannon and set on fire and shot through a pane of glass into the sea.

To be honest I have no idea, I wont really care because I'll be dead. I don't want it to be a long drawn out thing where everyone sits around and mourns and my coffin slowly trawls down a conveyor to be cremated or whatever. I don't want a service or anything. So far I would go for the Imperial March theme though, that does sound like a pretty badass way to go out.

EDIT: Ahaha, I read back over the topic to see what some other people put and man I DO NOT GET YOU GUYS SOMETIMES. Like this is really over my head that people would actually want some meaningful lyrical song shit at the funeral. What's the point, is it just to make you relatives sad or do you believe that your soul will be able to hear it and it will carry you up into the afterlife? For me it seems so pointless. It's not like I'll be able to hear it, it's not like it's a mark of respect. I think a funeral should just be for your family to say goodbye and get closure on the fact that you are actually dead and gone rather than making a long drawn out big deal over it. (Is it a last cry out for REMEMBER ME I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED.)

I just can't comprehend any reasoning behind it.

EDIT2: OH RIGHT JOKE POST (lol)_ I get it now.