Topic: 'Watchmen' movie... and videogame... (Read 29861 times)

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What I really want to see is the reaction of the people that will go see it thinking it's a normal hero movie.
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lmao.
the real lmao is this is you three years ago
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like dude technology wears out. people CAN'T just sit and be complacent and amazed at every single thing that happens to them. its not productive! society as a whole, including art and storytelling, would not evolve if everyone was just like "well i guess it was GOOD ENOUGH" (which seems to be your argument here but i can't really tell because you have no command of coherency)

You cannot deny that we take too much for granted these days. That said, you can't really blame 'Generation X' because we were born into this age of convenience, and any lapse in quality or service is bound to disappoint. However, we consume and criticise without taking the time to consider just how much hardship went into providing us with the meat that we mock.

Nipples on the Batsuit? Changing the name of the 'Crimebusters' to the 'Watchmen'? Why are these things important? They're not, in the slightest. This isn't criticism, it's cynicism; which in its nature is often baseless and born of suspicion and speculation.

You say society would not evolve if everyone sat-back and remained content, but I'm of the belief that public opinion is more of a hindrance to such progression than complacency. The reason is evident in this topic. None of you explained exactly what was wrong with Batman & Robin. You all stated that it was poorly-made, but didn't point to any examples of these technical flaws. I listed three clear reasons why I thought the aforementioned film was a greater accomplishment than The Dark Knight, even though that film is excellent in its own right (but like B&R, isn't without its flaws).

I'll say it again: if you didn't enjoy the film, then fair enough. By all means express your opinion in a manner that acknowledges its subjectivity, but don't trespass on mine.

Amid the chaos of a fierce debate my arguements do tend to lapse into incoherence. I hope I've made my point a little clearer.

the real lmao is this is you three years ago

I've never done anything as idiotic as the 'joning' of Avril Lavigne that he partook in around this time. If you're equating the person I am now to who that person was back then, I cannot take you at all seriously.

In fact, given the shallowness of many of the responses I've received in this topic, I'm struggling to maintain even a level of base respect for the majority of you.

What I really want to see is the reaction of the people that will go see it thinking it's a normal hero movie.

This is the reason why I want to see it with a passive audience. It's either going to completely baffle them, or totally blow them away. 

Last Edit: March 04, 2009, 11:56:08 am by OddButInteresting
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that was actually obviously directed towards him because he is like lmao now but a few years back he was like DRINKING....EW.  lil thing we call "irony" there for ya.  as for you, i couldn't care less.  by the time you even get far enough off the mark that you're intellectualizing a claim that episodes 1/2/3 are better than the originals, there's probably nothing that can be said to convince either side that the other isn't insane.  it is like talking to a guy who thinks that shit tastes great about food.  there isn't even enough common ground here to have a constructive discussion about this; clearly we have fundamentally different perspectives on what the word GOOD means.  idk why they're wasting their time with you
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that was actually obviously directed towards him because he is like lmao now but a few years back he was like DRINKING....EW.  lil thing we call "irony" there for ya.  as for you, i couldn't care less.  by the time you even get far enough off the mark that you're intellectualizing a claim that episodes 1/2/3 are better than the originals, there's probably nothing that can be said to convince either side that the other isn't insane.  it is like talking to a guy who thinks that shit tastes great about food.  there isn't even enough common ground here to have a constructive discussion about this; clearly we have fundamentally different perspectives on what the word GOOD means.  idk why they're wasting their time with you

My apologies; I take that previous comment back. I thought you were referring to the way in which I 'read' into films.

And you make a good point. I'll desist.
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OK BACK ON WATCHMEN

Just came back from an advance screening (apparently FIRST IN THE WORLD... well) and loved it. Certainly dragged a bit in parts, but holy shit it was a good adaptation of the graphic novel. Worked on its own as a film and as an adaptation. There is a lot of dong tho. Like, I didn't really think about it but there is a lot of Manhattan's glowing blue dong.

Seriously tho, well worth the wait.
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i am GLAD to hear there is a lot of manhattandick. yeah some people might be like EWWW PENIS but it was in the book and it was there for a reason and i'm happy to hear that they didnt feel the need to CENSOR it

i really want to see this movie in theaters but knowing me i'll probably end up watching a subpar stream online
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The audience was all like GIGGLE, IT'S A PENIS. whenever it appeared on screen.


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The audience was all like GIGGLE, IT'S A PENIS. whenever it appeared on screen.


sigh.

Let's start a countdown to controversy, cause you know some people will be like "OMG they showed a penis to my child!".
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This is the reason why I want to see it with a passive audience. It's either going to completely baffle them, or totally blow them away. 

Or they are going to take it for face value (see: director) and I will feel endless shame for endorsing a film based on the source material alone and not by any of the film's actual merits.

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that was actually obviously directed towards him because he is like lmao now but a few years back he was like DRINKING....EW.

I still don't like drinking much even after I did the whole thing, but a few years? uhhh...I started drinking freshman year first semesterish, that's 2004. that's five years ago! how is half a decade a few years??? you even said three! jaffs...have you forgotten that time is a river...

also as I recall people still said "lmao" when I said this, and also I was more lolling at "ugh...whats the point". the phrasing was pretty funny.
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also I just realized I could have posted "panda...did you forget I had cancer...maybe...it gave me time to reflect..." and it would totally be right! I am not getting enough mileage out of this thing.

also 68% on rotten tomatoes means unless a friend really wants to see it I'll wait for netflix.


edit: ahhhhhhh holy shit anthony lane may have written the worst review...

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Incoherent, overblown, and grimy with misogyny, “Watchmen” marks the final demolition of the comic strip, and it leaves you wondering: where did the comedy go?

really guy.

he also levels criticisms against the graphic novel as much as the movie, when I think the fact that Snyder films the rape more graphically where in the comic book it is a single, sad, panel, should count more against the movie. he also quotes a line I don't remember from the book that he says is in there:

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You want to hear Moore’s attempt at urban jeremiad? “This awful city, it screams like an abattoir full of retarded children.” That line from the book may be meant as a punky retread of James Ellroy, but it sounds to me like a writer trying much, much too hard; either way, it makes it directly into the movie, as one of Rorschach’s voice-overs.

that is a fucking awful line. is that really in the book? ugh. I would have winced if it was, and I don't remember wincing.

some of his criticisms are interesting to think about; I don't think enough people lend thought to how everyone except for Rorschach decides killing half of New York (an act admittedly more violent in the movie as I think they just blow it up) is a small price to pay for a bid at world peace, satyagraha be damned. but most of it made me wonder if he had actually read the book. saying Rorschach has a lot of overblown lines makes sense when you don't view him as a badass but as a kind of horribly broken human being, but I'm getting the impression the movie doesn't portray this subtlely.

anyways it's an interesting review for sure, but I think it's kind of awful in a lot of arguments.
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OK BACK ON WATCHMEN

Just came back from an advance screening (apparently FIRST IN THE WORLD... well) and loved it. Certainly dragged a bit in parts, but holy shit it was a good adaptation of the graphic novel. Worked on its own as a film and as an adaptation. There is a lot of dong tho. Like, I didn't really think about it but there is a lot of Manhattan's glowing blue dong.

Seriously tho, well worth the wait.

THEY KEPT THE PENIS  Alan Moore's vision has seen fruition.  Seriously, I'm glad to hear the movie wasn't a pile of crapshit and fuckyou I can't see it until Friday.

OddButInteresting, where did you come from?  You just increased your post-count 20% arguing the finer points of Batman and Robin.  I'm not complaining, I think it's kind of awesome.  Did somebody strike a nerve with you?

keep posting...
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also unbelievably awful soundtrack:

1. Desolation Row (My Chemical Romance)
2. Unforgettable (Nat King Cole)
3. The Times They Are A-Changin' (Bob Dylan)
4. The Sound Of Silence (Simon & Garfunkel)
5. Me & Bobby McGee (Janis Joplin)
6. I'm Your Boogie Man (KC & The Sunshine Band)
7. You're My Thrill (Billie Holiday)
8. Pruit Igoe & Prophecies (Philip Glass)
9. Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen)
10. All Along The Watchtower (Jimi Hendrix)
11. Ride of the Valkyries (Budapest Symphony Orchestra)
12. Pirate Jenny (Nina Simone)

its the perfect mix of "oh come on really" and then noticing my chemical romance covering dylan.
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that wsa some hilarious comix

My Chemical Romance covering Bob Dylan!?!?!  I think I just cummed.
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i'm seriously hoping that was a fakepost because that soundtrack helped cement me not going to see this movie in theaters.

hmmm lets see guys guys! I've got it! we have a montage of history right...and play the Times They Are A Changin.

BRILLIANT. WE SHALL BE CHAMPIONS.
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i'm seriously hoping that was a fakepost because that soundtrack helped cement me not going to see this movie in theaters.

hmmm lets see guys guys! I've got it! we have a montage of history right...and play the Times They Are A Changin.

BRILLIANT. WE SHALL BE CHAMPIONS.

Yeah, how subtle.

Also, nowhere in the comic did I thought to myself "That scene would be great with some Janis Joplin playing in the background".
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Terrible soundtrack, but at least they didn't have that Mad World cover on it.
I kinda imagined them either playing that when Comedian flies out the window in slo-mo or over the top of the finale.

I know that will be on youtube within a month of it's release, I'm just calling it first.
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I did, I assaulted him with words. I hit the strings....

What the hell did they do to the music? The trailer music was alright why the hell did they do that?
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